Wow! I am surprised! I published the first chapter on August 5th and in an overnight I got 6 reviews! I am pretty proud! So this next chapter is for all who read, favorite, and reviewed my story!

Chapter Two: The Cullens

"Idiot!"

"Nitwit!"

"Nincompoop!"

"Uncle Emmy!"

"*beep beep beep beep*!"

Everyone's eyes turned to Rosalie who had made that last comment.

"What? Can't I yell at my own husband!"

Everyone went back to yelling at Emmett, who stood with his hands behind his back and his head bowed. Suddenly Alice gasped.

"CARLISLE! HE'S PLANNING TO RUN AWAY TO ANTARCTICA AND LIVING WITH THE PENGUINS FOR ALL ETERNITY! NOW HE'S PLANNING TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW IN 2 MINUTES AND RUNNING AND SWIMMING ALL THE WAY THERE!"

Everyone gasped. Esme started to dry-sob on Carlisle's chest. Carlisle cleared his throat and said something that changed everything.

"What did Emmett do wrong?" Everyone gasped again. Then they all shared glances and then everyone went back to what they were doing. Jasper sat with Emmett and played chess. Carlisle and Esme went to go sort out some things for the hospital. Rosalie went to sit by Emmett, and Edward and Alice started a conversation on whether or not she could see a vision of Emmett going to the mental hospital.

"Well I see me and you dragging him in one but then he escapes to live with the penguins again." Then she gasped and ran up to Emmett.

"You better not go near any of my ninja purple penguins that I am going to take over the world with!"

Then she looked around her and whispered faintly.

"I did not just say that out loud did I?" Then she wailed and ran up stairs to lock herself in her room.

(If you look in my profile then you will see that I secretly plan to take over the world with ninja purple penguins)

Jasper goes after her hastily and Emmett yells at him and then he asks Rosalie to play.

Renesmee, who was writing a story looked up and asks Edward.

"Daddy, when Momma comes back shouldn't we be dressed? Can I go and dress?"

Alice whoop-ie's from upstairs and scoops up Renesmee and brings her upstairs with Rose at her side.

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After everyone gets dressed in their best, they each ride in their cars.

"Carlisle can't we just use that limo? The last time we used it was when me and Rose made Bella do that fashion show."

Edward gives her a sharp glance and she adds quickly.

"Never mind it has no speed, hehe its really not so good….hey I love your suit Edward." She said hastily.

"You picked it out." He pointed out.

"Oh….well its hope that's good?"

Next chapter is coming really soon. I'm going to work on it after this note. Please please please review!