"Ahhh!" screamed Inuyasha, but was silenced by Sesshomaru's mouth on his. "What's going on Inuyasha?" asked Kagome as she spotted the two brothers in a lip lock. "First Kikyo, now this, no, this is worse at least when you were with Kikyo she wasn't related to you and she was, she was a girl!" Kagome left the room crying.
Hearing Kagome's upset tone, Sango went into check on her. When she spotted Inuyasha struggling to free himself from his demon half brother, which was trying yet again to kiss him. "Miroku! What have you done?" Sango started beating Miroku with Hirikutsu.
Inuyasha, finally escaping his brothers lip lock, turned to Sango, " Stop beating on Miroku, and hit Sesshomaru a few times to knock some sense into him!"
Sango turned and hit Sesshomaru over the head three times at her hardest with Hirikutsu before he finally fell unconscious, and from his brother.
"What are we going to do with him?" asked Sango.
"I don't care!" Inuyasha said, " Kagome! Where's the Listerine! I've just been kissed by my brother!"
" Inuyasha, I know that! You're cheating on me! Again!"
"Kagome just tell me where the fucking Listerine is!"
"Find it your damn self! SIT!"
As Inuyasha plummeted to the ground, Sango with the help of Miroku dragged fluffy into a closet. Being sure to lock the door and boar it with much wood.
Hearing the thud, Miroku and Sango explained to Kagome.
"Sesshomaru, for some unknown reason, ran into the house and started to make out with both Miroku and Inuyasha," Sango explained.
"Well, in that case," said Kagome with a mischievous look in the eyes. She ran over to the closet, pulled it opened in one swipe and started slapping Sesshomaru senseless.
To Kagome and Inuyasha' horror, Sesshomaru woke up. Inuyasha dashed to the other side of the room, drawing his tetsaiga, Sesshomaru looked at Kagome's raised hand then to his brother in complete and utter confusion.
And, then, to everyone's surprise, he just walked away with that calm look on his face. But, then all of a sudden. His head started to twitch! He turned around and whom should he spot, but the lovely demon slayer Sango.
His eyes turned a pinkish color instead of his usual demonic read. He walked towards Sango who had an utter look of horror, on her face.
" What the hell is wrong with you? First you're you then your not you. Look I know I wanted a nicer brother, but this is ridiculous," said Inuyasha.
"Sango, back away slowly!" advised Kagome as Fluffy advanced on her.
"Slowly, screw slowly! RUN!" Inuyasha yelled.
"No!" said Kagome, "you'll startle him!"
"Get behind me!" Miroku said, "his kiss isn't that bad" he muttered after.
"Miroku, you hentai!" as Sango whipped around to stop Miroku for his perverted thoughts, Sesshomaru took his chance and swooped in for the kiss.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Sango as she closed her eyes and waited for the impact, but it never came. She blinked open an eye. Miroku and Sesshomaru were kissing.
"Like I said," commented Miroku, "He's not that bad!"
Inuyasha stared at the lecherous monk," You know…"
"What?" Kagome asked.
"I thought Miroku did weird shit in the past, but this takes the cake."
"Yah." They all said in unison, except Miroku.
"Where am I?…Ahhh, get off of me you lecherous monk!" screamed Sesshomaru, "I'm getting out of this insane asylum!"
"We're insane?" Inuyasha questioned, "You're the one trying to kiss and make out with everyone!"
"I have no idea what you are speaking of!" Sesshomaru said calmly.
"So, you don't remember, umm, lets see, kissing Miroku, then me, being stuffed in a closet, and then trying to kiss Sango! Is that what you are telling me?" Inuyasha cried, "I don't know about you, Sesshomaru, but it would take a lot to make me forget all that!"
"I…I…kissed Inuyasha! Kagome! Where's the scope?" screamed Sesshomaru.
"You can see they are related!" commented Sango as Sesshomaru ran around the room wiping his tongue, and Kagome looked for the scope.
"You know, Sesshomaru is only mean to Inuyasha and Jaken of course, maybe he isn't such a bad guy after all." Kagome said pulling a bottle of scope out of her backpack, "here Sesshomaru."
Sesshomaru took it and drank the whole thing.
"You know, you're only supposed to take a little bit, rinse and spit. It does contain alcohol."
"I just kissed my brother, I need alcohol." Sesshomaru replied calmly.
