Romance crackfics
PART 2!
Here we go again.
RAPR: Red and Purple romance(many requests for this one)
Red: This is really nice to be your friend.
Purple: yeah.
Red: (touches antennai to purples) (its sorta like a kiss in Irk)
Random Irken: GASP. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
Red and Purple: (turn over to random Irken)(surprised faces)
Red: um... Your a good friend, purple?
Purple: So are you. (pats Red on the shoulder)
Random Irken: (satisfied, leaves)
Red: WHAT DID WE JUST DO?
Purple: I DONT KNOW!
Red and Purple: (run around in random circles) AAAHHHH!
Zim: (snickering with his new mind control device in hand) Works every time.
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GAGR: Gir and Gaz romance (i know what your thinking, but it was a request. AND I TAKE REQUESTS VERY SERIOUSLY. yknow... sorta..Requested by Molly1002)
Gir: (smiles at Gaz) Hi.
Gaz: (punches him in the face off of a cliff into a parahna filled lake)
Gir: (later, comes back with a little heart keychain) Hi Gazzy. Ya wants dis?
Gaz: (grunts and does the same thing)
Gir: (later comes back with a flower) Look at dis flower. Its nice.
Gaz: I DONT WANT ANYMORE STUPID ROMANCE GIFTS! (slaps flower out of Girs hand)
(bee comes out of flower and starts chasing Gaz)
Gaz: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Gir: I knew she would like it. She yells wit joy!
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DAGR: Dib and Gaz (i know. Wierd right? Request made by XxInvaderxEllasannaxX)
Gaz: (walks into the room angrier than ever)
Dib: Hey Gaz. Whats up?
Gaz: Do you know who wrote this HORRIBLE thing?
(holds up love letter)
Dib: yes. I did. Do you like it?
Gaz: (Chokes Dib and Kicks him in the nuts and it looks sorta like that thing she did in Gaz, Taster of Pork, when she was let out of the isolation tank)
Dib: AK! Take it easy! IT WAS FOR TAK!
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TAGR: Tak and Gaz (Also requested by XxInvaderxEllasannaxX)
Tak: Hello. And welcome. To tonights amazing show.
Gaz: This isnt a show. This is a Fanfiction.
Tak: oh.
Gaz: Why are we even here?
Audience: WE WANT ROMANCE!
Tak and Gaz: But... there are no boys ar- oh...
Tak: Im gonna run away now.
Gaz: Me too.
(run away)
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ZAGiR: Zim and Gir (You guessed it: XxInvaderxEllannaxX requested this THANKS INVADER ELLANNA FOR REQUESTING!)
Gir: I like cheese.
Zim: Shut up.
Gir: Okay.
Audience: ...that wasnt really romance...
Author: Well, they say that couples argue a lot.
Audience: oh. (cheers)WOOOOO!
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