Oh my gosh, thank you guys so much! It was only up for like, 2 hours, and I got 5 reviews, loads of favorites and story alert… thanks for that! Okay, well in this chapter, I'm going to randomly start saying names. For instance, Beth. If it's not one of the characters from the book, then I made her up, and she's supposed to be one of Renensmee's friends just randomly saying something. Just though I should clarify that. lol Hope you guys like this one! Review!
Emmet was up by the door in a flash. The first girl to walk in the door was a short girl with dark hair, who he picked up and hugged tightly (for a human), swung her around as the others walked in and as she screamed in alarm.
"Oh, we're going to have so much fun, girls!" her squealed in a girly voice.
"Emmet, put… her… down," Renesmee growled at him. She was standing a few feet away from him, hands on her hips, trying to suppress a smile.
"It's okay," the girl laughed, "I like getting hugs from strange guys. Especially cute ones." She batted her eyelashes at him, then laughed again.
"Emmet, remember what I told you earlier," Jacob warned with a grin. Most of the girls began eyeballing him.
Renesmee growled quietly. "That one's mine," she said as she pointed at Jacob.
He smiled as Seth walked into the room. All of the girls said hi ti him, as he was in their grade.
"Okay, so these two," Alice pointed to Jacob and Emmet, "are seniors, and guys, so they will love to pick on you. If they bother you at all, we will get them." Her soft, peppy voice turned menacing at the last part. The guys just laughed at her. She turned back to the girls. "Esme, Leah, and Bella are upstairs finishing up the room. Come on!" She danced up the stairs, and they all followed after her.
Emmet held his pinkie and thumb up to his ear and mouthed "call me" to the dark-haired girl.
Rosalie smacked him as the girl looked away.
Ten minutes later, the girls had their stiff spread around throughout a circular room with part of the wall glass, overlooking the forest, the rest painted a calming lavender shade. Alice and Rosalie had set up five tables exactly like the ones you'd find in a salon, including all the usual hair products and more, plus makeup. The tables wrapped around the circular wall right next to the door. There were bags and bowls of all sorts of junk food stacked neatly in a wraparound shelf next to the glass part of the wall. All of the girls were sitting at various places in the room, playing Truth or Dare.
"Annette," said Renesmee, referring to the girl Emmet had been flirting with. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare, of course!" Annette exclaimed.
Renesmee had an evil grin on her face. "I dare you to put a handful of Doritos between two brownies, and then add some sour cream and whipped cream on top."
"Eew!" Hayley said. Everybody laughed.
Annette looked brave as she went over and made the nasty treat. She kept on her brave face, but disgust was showing underneath it. She took a bite and chewed thoughtfully, an unreadable expression on her face.
"Taste like chicken?" Bella asked.
"No… more like… two brownies with Doritos between them smeared with sour cream and whipped cream."
Everyone laughed and gagged.
"Mmm, I want a bite!" Emmet's voice suddenly said from behind them.
Jacob followed closely behind, picking up an issue of J-14 and eying over the cover. "OH MY GAWD! EMMET!"
Emmet's head whipped around. "What??"
"Miley and Selena—feuding again!" Jacob's face was a mask of mock horror.
Emmet mirrored Jacob's expression. "OH NOOOOOO! Well Miley's gonna win!"
"Psh, you wish! Selena rocks!" Jacob shot back.
"Dude—"
"Out!" Esme yelled, laughing along with everyone else as she ushered them out. She shut the door behind them.
The door was opened a few minutes later. Seth walked in. "Watcha doin?" he asked. He sat down in the makeup chair. All of the girls looked at each other and grinned.
Two hours later, Seth was beautiful. He had on green lipstick with green ye shadow and mascara. His hair was short, but long enough to put up in a Mohawk, to which was sprayed green with sparkles in it.
Edward walked in as soon as they were done. He took one look, laughed, and suddenly had a digital camera in his hands, snapping a few pictures (which the girls had done already).
"Hey Seth, you look really pretty," Edward smirked.
"Edward, are you coming on to me?" Seth asked, scooting further back in his chair.
Edward just laughed, took another picture, and walked out of the room.
Seth stood up. "Well, thanks for the makeover, ladies. I'm going cruisin for some hotties."
They all began working on each other, doing their makeup really weird and making freaky hair styles.
After a while, Jacob and Emmet were back. Jacob had a black shirt on that said, "Team Selena" across the front, Emmet with a white one that said "Team Miley".
Nice shirts," Beth told them.
"Thanks," they said in unison.
"TEAM MILEY!" Emmet screamed after a few moments of silence.
Renesmee smirked. "Emmet, nobody likes her."
"Why?"
"Because she's a whore, she poses naked, she's dating a guy that is way too old for her, and she's encouraging little girls to work on corners. Etc, etc."
"Oh…. Oh… harsh!" Emmet made a face like he was about the cry. "LEAVE MILEY ALONE!"
"Jacob, I want one of those shirts so that Emmet will cry," Renesmee laughed.
"Here, take this one." He took off his shirt and threw it at her face, turning and walking out of the room.
"Ooh," all the girls chorused.
"Hey, you guys want a strip tease?" Emmet asked.
"Out!" Esme shoved him out the door again. "You two go work in the garage on the cars or something." All of the girls looked sad.
"Hey, I think I left something in my car. B-R-B," Chelsea said. Jackie went with her.
They went back to Truth or Dare. Just as Elena was about to drink toilet water five minutes later, Chelsea and Jackie came running back into the room.
"Oh my gosh! Oh my GOSH guys!!" Jackie gasped out.
"What??" They all jerked their heads around.
"We just went out to the car, and the garage door was open, and your brother Emmet was holding up a CAR!"
Ooh, uh oh. How will they get out of this one? And I'm really sorry if you didn't like it. As for the Disney thing... I hate hearing about all that Disney crap, I just thought it would be sort of funny to have them mocking the whole thing. Review!
