Hi again! Thank you for waiting so patiently for me! I have terrible patience.

I wonder how Itachi looks like when he smiles.

That would be so creepy now that I think of it though because he is so stotic all the time.

What do you think his smile would be like?

Anyway, enjoy!


I gazed around me with an impassive face. As soon as I realized that my fall was cushioned by a man I immediately got up and brushed myself off.

"Oh my god! Are you ok? I'm so sorry! I couldn't avert my fall to another place. By the way where am I?" I spit the words out as soon as I could. The man got up and drew himself to his full height. I quickly realized three things:

He didn't give off the "nice to meet you" aura.

He was really tall. I mean about a good couple inches taller than me. And that's saying something since I'm 5"9.

I felt the need to run. Fast. Fast-or-else-your-dead-meat type of fast. This guy did not look like he put on his happy pants on today. Or it might just be that I landed on him. I would put my money on the latter.

So I decide that it would be best to run, then ask questions. These men looked like the gangster type and I did a quick 360 scan to detect any holes in this circle. Finding a small one and mad a dash like a madman. I think they were still processing that, a person fell out of the sky, she landed on top of what was most likely their leader and, she can talk. (ok the last one not so much but imagine them in their shoes!)

Unfortunately for me they recovered quickly and I heard a quick "Get her!" growl from the man I fell on top of. They were really fast. Life almost-but-not-quite-yet Flash the superhero type fast. Not after one second they were on my ass like grass and dragged me back to the dude. I decided to call him bugger leader because his eyes were unnaturally huge. Creepy looking of you ask me. Though it always looks cute in manga and anime...

The leader grabbed the front of my shirt and brought me close to his face. Immediately my creeper beeper went off and I flipped.

"Hey! Let me go! I'm serious! I'll go Chuck Norris on your ass. That's a bad thing!" I pummeled his chest and I felt him flinch but still keep a good grip on me.

"Put me down. Big-eyed-man! Put me DOWN!" I screamed the last part and I think I might have caused an ear bleed. I finally got dumped right on the ground as the man loomed over me. I think he was trying to intimidate me and believe me when I say it worked. Another ungraceful landing. I wanted to sigh but refrained from doing so. Then looked up to the man who was clearly pissed.

"How did you get here?" The low menacing snarl rumbled out of the man's throat. I looked up and saw a little headband thing on his forehead with a metal thing in the center. "Hey, that looks like one of those things in the Naruto anime." Wait. Backtrack. Something clicked in my mind and I peered at him.

"Are you a ninja?"

Well mister bugger leader didn't like my answer so I was quickly suspended in air. His hand was gripping my shirt, again and I shouted at him.

"Hey! You guys are ninja! Stop playing around with me and put me back on the ground!" Flop. I kissed the sweet ground once again.

Bugger leader turned to the other ninjas after one cold glare at me. "We will deal with this girl later."

Some of the men looked at me but followed their leader's advice. Suddenly it got all quiet as they all flashed up into the trees. I had barely enough time to say what before the creeper's voice boomed out.

"Target in sight. Attack now!" I felt a small wind from all the men flashing from the trees then peered into the looming forest where all the creepy men went. I saw a couple dozen people fly out of the trees towards two smallish figures in the middle of the forest.

"That's unfair! They're only two people!" I muttered. As I muttered I crept forward and hid myself in between two bushes. I got a little scratched up but I quickly resumed my attention to watch the fight as it unfold.

After a minute of watching it was clear that the two people who were ambushed were wiping the floor with the bugger eyed people. The fight finished a minute or two later. The two people swiveled around to see if there were more enemies. They didn't even look tired out!

I tried to creep away seeing I would be dead meat if I stayed if all the knocked out and injured men around me was anything to go by. The bush shook a little as I crept out of it and I cringed. So much for stealth.

I was so busy looking backwards and worrying about my non-existent stealth abilities that I didn't see the tree root that got out of its way to trip me.

"Ouf!" If I kept falling at this rate, I would need to brush all the dirt out of my teeth, seeing how I landed with my mouth open.

I got up but was soon shoved to the ground by an outward force. "What are you doing? Who are you?" I glanced upward and meet face to face with an S-ranked criminal.

"Now I really must be in a different demotion. I am seeing Itachi and Kisame from Akatsuki." I muttered under my breath. Should have known that muttering under one's breath would be no problem for a ninja's hearing.

"Girl how do you know our name and our names?" I was yanked up by my ponytail and I winced in pain.

"OW! Let my hair go please! That hurts! And I don't know you! I just…" I trailed of because how would you tell someone this. I watch your TV that created you doesn't really click. I watch you also doesn't sound too good either. "I don't know you! Why are you pulling my hair? Please let go! I haven't done anything to you!" I squirmed against Kisame's hold. He had a vice grip I tell you.

"You are lying. Tell us the truth, your eyes say otherwise." Itachi replied coolly.

"Godammit! What is it with people being able to tell what a lie is and what's not? That can get really annoying!" I glared at him daring to contradict me. He just stared back blankly and the next thing I know is that there is a kunai at my throat from the emotionless person.

"Tell us the truth if you don't want to die." Wow, taking death threats to a whole new level. I swallowed nervously.

"I-I just know. It's j-just a gift that I have." Well that sounded stupid to my ears. Hopefully they would buy it. Itachi looked deeper into my soul. Just kidding, he only stared at me even more creepily.

"How do you know the Akatsuki?" There was the point blank question. I took a deep breath to try to calm myself. It semi worked.

"I can look at someone in the eyes and know about their past and future." He looks at me if possible with an even stronger blank look but there was a tense look around it. I fidgeted nervously as he stared at me.

"Kisame, do you think Leader-sama find this useful? She seems to know more that she tells and she might know more than enough to bring the organization down or at least to tell enemies what we are. Also, she could gather information for us if needed." Itachi concluded. Kisame just stood there thinking for a moment before nodding his head.

"What? No! I don't want to come with you! You guys could kill me in a second! I especially don't want to be next to the fish-like one!" I blabbered. The tension finally got to me and I couldn't keep quiet anymore. My personality got the best of me. A vein popped on Kisame's forehead. Apparently Kisame didn't like his appearance being criticized.

"What did you call me?" The menacing growl got louder.

"Oh. Shark boy got his fins ruffled. If you go away then I won't insult you!" I poked fun at him. God, I am dead fish meat.

Another vein popped out on his forehead. "I'll kill you! Prepare to die!" He spat as he raised his humongous sword.

"Hey. Whoa. No fair he gets a big-ass sword that can shred me called Samehada and I don't get any weapon? Not that it matters. I'll be dead in a couple zero seconds if I fight." I said under my breath. Then I taunted Kisame again. Which, I digress, probably not the smartest thing to do.

"That's unfair fish sticks. I though people with swords had an honor code or something! Also, did your sword get a booboo? It's all wrapped up." I taunted. I was slightly amazed that I wasn't dead yet. He looked like he was about to strike me when Itachi who I had forgotten about spoke up.

"Enough. We will take her to leader to see what else she knows. She knew about your sword. Kisame lets go." Itachi said. I processed the information and then reacted.

"Whoa weasel. Did you know your name means weasel? I didn't jump aboard this dumbass plan and I certainly don't want to do with anything. Now if you excuse me I need to be back before my parents get worried about me." I threatened. They ignored me and they started to reach for me, which I scrambled away.

"Don't touch me! I mean it! I'll make your trip look like Hades' underworld look like a cakewalk!"

"Hades?" I heard Kisame mumble under his breath. He reached for me again and I there was just one thought that was running though my head. I am sooo screwed.


So, how do you like my second chapter?

Guess how many times I fell on the ground this chapter? I don't know either!

What do you think would happen if I were to flip Kisame off?

Well g2g, schoolwork is calling me.

See you next chapter hopefully! :)