AU: Hope that you enjoy this fun filled chase of terror!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
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Itachi landed harshly in the middle of what seemed to be a corridor. He looked around to try to find his Seme and the others, but it was to no avail. Itachi got up and wandered down the dark corridors that loomed over him. He passed by blank walls and paintings with no faces, seemingly not fazing him. But on the inside he was panicking. Where was he? How would he get out of this one? And why couldn't he use his Sharingan or Jutsu? His thoughts were soon disrupted by a small, childlike voice. He strained his ears to make out what it was saying, only to realize that it was singing.
"All around the cobbler's bench......"
Suddenly light shone down from the ceiling of the room, making Itachi cringe at the sudden change in light. He looked around and saw that he was wandering, not in a corridor, but in a constant circle around a bench. The bench was 50 stories high and had giant tools and nails on it, appearing to be a working bench....
"The monkey chased the weasel......."
Itachi looked around finally noticing another figure in the room. He squinted, trying to get a better look when he realized that the figure was a monkey. Now normally he wouldn't mind a small mamal like that, but this thing was taller than him! His genius mind finally kicked in and he remembered the rest of the song that was being sung, visibly paling. The monkey had something in his hand. It flashed and Itachi saw that it was a knife. His eyes widened as the monkey started running at an impossible speed toward him, chasing him. Itachi took off, running around the bench seeing that it was the only way to go. "Kami help me! Kisame! Where are you?!?! HELP!' He thought to himself.
"The monkey thought it all was fun......"
Itachi looked back at the monkey, seeing nothing but sharp teeth that were pulled back into a wicked grin. The monkey was still holding the knife over his head running faster and faster after Itachi. Out of the corner of his eye Itachi saw a flash of blue. Thinking that it was Kisame, he bolted straight towards it, only to see a blue wall, cornering him. He paled as he turned around and saw the monkey walking slowly towards him, smiling like a maniac. He sighed, 'Ok then. I wil just have to result to Taijutsu, not so bad, right?'He tried to kick the monkey when it came to close, but he found that his whole body was frozen in place. He started to panic, hyperventilating as the monkey turned him around and faced him towards the wall. Itachi got one last look of the color of his lover before the monkey slit his throat, popping blood out of his jugular. Itachi's eyes went wide as the blood drained from his body, seeing it splatter across the blue wall. His body dropped to the floor, cold and limp.
"Pop goes the Weasel........."
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AU: I swear, I almost cried when I wrote this. It may seem funny, but a freaking life sized monkey would scare the crap out of me!
