Ch. 2
Saturday, Jun 30
Leanne
Gracia woke up early and woke everybody up. She smiled and we all smiled back to her.
"Good morning!" Kai screamed.
"Good morning," Aya replied.
"Who's ready for FUN!?" Kunoichi yelled.
"I am!" I said.
"Yay!" Gracia said.
"As long as its safe!" Oichi said happily.
We all stared at her thinking, you should know us Oichi.
"Okay..." Oichi said seeing their facial expressions and their point.
"Did any of you hear the screaming last night?" I asked.
"You did too?" Kai asked,"it was so annoying!"
We all figured the boys were doing something like an annoying contest and shrugged it off.
A few minutes later while we were talking, Kunoichi looked around.
"Where's Gracia?" She asked worried.
All of there eyes went wide. They looked everywhere around the campsite for the young girl, but nobody could find her.
"I'm up here!" Said a voice in the trees.
Gracia had climbed the tree. The highest tree in the area. We knew it was her because of her bubble gum pink hair.
Suddenly, Gracia jumped down and landed on Ina. Ina looked up at the little tyke and giggled.
"Are you ok!?" Aya asked.
"I'm fine!" Gracia assured her,"it was so much fun! Oichi! Come and do it with me!"
"I'm not sure," Oichi said.
Gracia put on her pouting face she always made to her father when she wanted something she couldn't have and said,"please Oichi."
Oichi couldn't say no to that face and accepted.
Once Oichi got to the top of the tree, Gracia, who was also at the top of the tree, said,"now you jump."
"Jump!" Oichi screamed.
With that Gracia pushed Oichi off of the tree. She jumped as Oichi fell, screaming, Oichi with fear, Gracia with glee.
When Oichi and Gracia landed, Oichi said,"That. Was. TOTALLY AMAZING! Lets go again! Lets go again!" All of the girls couldn't believe their ears. Oichi wanting to do something dangerous was unheard of. We all shrugged it off feeling she was ready to have fun and her brother, Nobunaga, didn't need to call a psychologist.
All of the girls did it a few times. They all had fun.
We played and played, a few times we did hear someone screaming bloody murder. Literally, somebody was screaming 'bloody murder'! We ignored it, we were having too much fun to worry about it.
They munched on trail mix when they were hungry and drank from there canteens when thirsty while they played around the camp until about 9:30PM.
"I have an idea! Lets tell scary stories!" Kai said,"one every night."
"I'll go tonight," Oichi said,"mine isn't that scary."
Knowing Oichi, she was probably telling the truth.
"Once upon a time,"Oichi started,"there was an old bakery in Spectra. The owner kept hearing strange sounds at night. The sound once spoke in words to the old baker. Do you know what he said!?"
"What'd he say!?" Gracia asked, her voice trembling.
"He said,'your refrigerator is broken' the baker checked his refrigerator and saw that it wasn't working, all the food in it was spoiled. And out came the Dusclops in the fridge," Oichi finished her story with phony ghost noises.
"Wow," Kai said,"that wasn't scary at all!"
Kunoichi said,"Kai and I will tell all of you a really scary story next time! Won't we Kai!?"
"We will!" She said.
Both of the girls laughed evilly and with that, we went to bed.
Brady
"Good morning!" Ranmaru said since he was in charge of getting all of us up.
The only person who got up was me. I wasn't surprised at Hanbei though.
Ranmaru kept yelling but failed. He resorted to kicking their heads to get each of the sleepers up.
"Good morning Ranmaru," Mitsunari said.
Everybody started to get up.
I heard a snore. Hanbei was still asleep. I called this to the boys and we thought for a little on how to get him up.
"I have shaving cream," Magoichi said, getting it from his bag,"and a feather pillow!"
"You brought all this to camping!?" Yukimura said surprised.
"That's a shocker," Masamune said, sarcastically.
"Are we gonna do that thing, where you put shaving cream on his hand, and then make him touch his face?" Kiyamasa asked.
"Exactly!" Magoichi said.
Hideyoshi looked like he was pondering something.
"What brand is it? Can I see it real fast?" He asked.
When he took the shaving cream bottle, a devious smile spread across his face.
"Lets do it!" Hideyoshi said.
Hideyoshi laughed evilly while Mitsunari and Masonori put the shaving cream on his hand, and Kiyamasa and Ranmaru had the pillow ready to tickle Hanbei's nose.
Meanwhile, Yukimura and Kanetsugu played with Pokemon cards for they didn't want anything to do with a prank on Hanbei.
"What'd he ever do to us?" Yukimura asked.
"We don't want anything to do with this!" Kanetsugu told them.
I didn't see why they didn't want to, this would be so awesome! I smiled, ready to laugh and ready to see why Hideyoshi was already laughing.
Kiyamasa and Ranmaru tickled Hanbei's nose once Mitsunari and Masonori gave them an 'ok' signal.
The prank had worked.
Hanbei had the shaving cream all over his face while everybody, save Yukimura and Kenetsugu, laughed.
Hanbei's eyes jutted open and he sneezed. His face looked a little different.
I now saw why Hideyoshi was laughing.
Hanbei had broken out into hives! Hideyoshi was laughing because Hanbei was allergic.
Hanbei looked plenty annoyed.
"Who's idea was this?" Hanbei said staying calm.
"Magoichi's!" Yukimura said.
"What!" Hanbei yelled, he looked at Magoichi, fire in his eyes.
"I'm allergic to that shaving cream!" Hanbei said.
"Hideyoshi told us to go ahead and do the prank!" Magoichi tried to save himself.
Hanbei looked at Hideyoshi and then back to Magoichi.
"Raichu!" He said,"Volt Tackle Magoichi!"
Raichu did as asked and ended up chasing Magoichi around the forest.
Hanbei looked to Hideyoshi. He pulled something out of his pocket.
Before we knew what was coming, Hanbei was chasing Hideyoshi with a Swiss Survival Knife.
They ran far into the woods, Hideyoshi screaming,"HELP! I'M GONNA BE BLOODILY MURDERED!"
I started drinking my chocolate milk. I went over to Yukimura to see what Pokemon cards he had.
I might've spilled all my chocolate milk on Yukimura's head. By that I mean I totally did.
He glared at me and said,"That was my shiny Moltres!"
"Sorry, but, even worse, I'M OUT OF CHOCOLATE MILK!" I said.
Kanetsugu rolled his eyes.
"I'll go find some in the woods," I said.
"Uh, you could just use these cocoa beans," Masamune said holding some out.
"I don't care about cocoa beans!" I said throwing them and then marching into the woods.
I searched for hours and then I got lucky. I found some pure chocolate milk. I scooped some up into my canteen and gave it a taste and hard swallow.
I started choking.
"Not chocolate!" I choked.
I went back to camp, disgusted.
"Find any?" Mitsunari asked, doubtingly.
"I found something that was not chocolate."
"Ew! Dude! You tasted it! Use cocoa beans next time!"
Around dinner, Muneshige clutched his stomach.
"I'm starving," he said.
His hand shot into his pocket, and counted out twelve thousand gold.
"Is there a restaurant nearby in this area?" He asked aloud.
Masamune looked at him as if he were crazy.
"There aren't any restaurants in the woods, y'know." He replied.
"No restaurants!?" Muneshige threw his money down in anger, "Then why did I bother to bring money!?"
"Because you're apparently dumber than dirt!" Masamune said.
Muneshige scowled.
"I'm going into the woods to find some decent food! So when I find a field that grows some tacos or something, you will not get any!" He retorted.
Muneshige stormed off into the woods.
"Bring back some food if you find any!" Masamune yelled to him,"by the way, tacos don't grow in the woods!"
Muneshige didn't come back that night.
Masamune understood that Muneshige wouldn't come back for a while, so he brought out a can of beans that we began to enjoy.
"Uh, these beans taste funny," Yukimura said.
"Yeah," Kanetsugu said, eyeing his food as if he thought it was suspicious, "Where'd you get these beans, Masamune?"
"I bought them the other day from some guy in a dark robe outside the supermarket," Masamune said, checking the can.
Then he suddenly spit the beans out. "And they expired twelve years ago!"
Yukimura clutched his stomach.
"Ugh," he said weakly. "I-I'm gonna-"
Yukimura didn't even finish his sentence before throwing up on Mitsunari.
"Ah, dude!" Mitsunari said, "Watch where you're puking!"
I thought the beans were okay, so I kept eating.
As I went to bed that night, I saw Yukiura still throwing up, this time alongside the others who (including the Pokemon) had consumed the expired beans. Basically, everyone except, Hanbei, Hideyoshi, and Magoichi because Hanbei was still on his murder streak.
Then later that night, I threw up in Masamune's face. He didn't notice because he was asleep, but I had a feeling in the morning, I would have to run for my life.
