Second chap of my first attempt at fan fiction. No one has beat down the door to kill me so I guess it wasnt that bad. I own nothing but my own imagination.


Chapter 2

Three days after the Cheeto incident Vexen managed to drag himself out of bed and go to the kitchen. The only other people there were Roxas and Xemnas. The Superior didnt bother to look at Vexen, who slid along the wall, somehow hoping the stark white wall would hide him in his black coat. Reaching the frige he opened it and yawned while grabbing a bottle. Due to having his eyes closed Vexen had the shittastic luck to grab the bottle labeled ," Xemnas' Mountian Dew, touch at your risk." Xemnas jerked his head out of the paper he was reading and looked right at Vexen.

Larxene walked down the hallway wondering if she should read "How to be a cold bitch weekly" or just bitchslap Demyx when Vexen erupted from the wall to her left and faceplanted the other wall, sliding down. Xemnas jumped through the wall and started beating Vexen with a Ethereal Blade.

"You think its funny bitch? You like trying to drink other people's soda? What part of TOUCH AT YOUR RISK dont you get?!" Picking the twitching Number 4 up Xemnas threw him though a solid part of the wall and into Roxas.

"Your all in on it! You assholes want my Dew! You wont take it!"

At that moment Marluxia pranched in and heard Xemnas.

'Who told him i want his dew? I was waiting for Valentines Day to try that." The room went silent as Xemnas' eyes twitched, "GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

-Two hours later-

Xigbar walked into the kitchen hoping to get some beer.

"What the fuck!?"

Roxas was shoved into a closet, Larxene was tied up hanging over a running sink, Vexen was busy introducing the wall to his face, and Xemnas was brutally kicking Marluxia in the balls.

"That fucking it! Iv had it with you jackasses bitching up my castle! Im shipping the lot of you to Castle Oblivion! And I hope Sora comes and shoves a Keyblade right up your ass!"

Marluxia looked up," Do you think he will?" Xemnas stomped down on 12's groin as hard as he could. Turning he walked passed Xigbar and yelled for Saix to stop staring like a retard puppy and get him some whiskey. Xigbar just went to the frige and got a beer, looked around, took a picture of Larxene for the fanbase, and walked out.