Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto!
Random Author's Question\Statement: Yeah, so does anyone read the manga? Well, right where I am, Jiraiya is fighting Pein (akatsuki leader) and I'm pretty sure he's screwed...poor Ero-sennin...say a prayer for him!
"Damn, Mika!" Etsu cried. It was the genin exams and Mika had done five perfect illusions of herself. Mika blushed dispelled them. She had always been really good at making illusions, but she hadn't ever been able to do five. She was ecstatic.
But another ninja was horrified. Naruto grimaced even farther. He would never pass! Mika had done so good it would make him look horrible! Etsu saw Naruto's look and whispered, "Don't worry! We can fail together!" Naruto looked like he was gonna punch her.
Etsu walked up to the front of the classroom. Doing a few signs she made three illusions of herself and jumped up and down. "Whoopee!! Oh yeah, uh huh! I did it!" She shouted/sang. "Ha! Ye-ah!"
Naruto hit his head repeatedly on his desk. "Oof, oof, oof, oof." He muttered each time.
Etsu, once she was back to her seat, promptly fell asleep, and missed Naruto's name being called.
The Hokage sat in his office looking at the stack forms he had to fill out. It had at least doubled this week because of all the graduating academy kids. Now he had to pick sensai's and put them into teams...on little stacks of papers!!
Flipping through the teams and acadamy students and sensai's, he found their were two left overs. 'Well hell' He thought.
Looking through (again) he found Kakashi's two kids. 'Well they are Kakashi's kids, certainly they're better than regular kunoichi. They're an acception! Trying to ignore the doubting nags and his mind going 'this is a BAD idea' he just simply added them to Kakashi's team.
The Hokage sighed, knowing he was going to hear from the council later. "Damn that council..." He muttered quietly.
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In a council meeting
Sitting around a table, all the council members simultaneously sneezed.
"Aw damn, who's talking about us now?!"
The first thing Etsu noticed when she walked into class today was Naruto's forehead protector. Giggling to herself she walked up to it and flicked it. "Ooow!" She fake moaned. "Why is your forehead all hard and metallic, Naruto-kun?" Naruto looked at her, once again, like he was going to hit her.
"Oh my, Naruto-kun! You look so mad at me!" She exclaimed. "All for complementing your forehead protector! Its so much shinier than mine!" By now the whole class was looking at them. Whispering into his ear she muttered, "You owe me, baka! Now everyone knows your a ninja!"
Mika sighed as she watched this going-on. If it was one thing Etsu was known for, it was making scenes. Who knew why? Maybe because her father was the all-serious Kakashi or maybe because she wanted to be noticed...but really why did it matter?
It was right after Etsu's "show" that the fangirls showed up. Soon everyone of them was gathered around Sasuke and Naruto was having what seemed like a atring contest with Sasuke. Etsu had her plan. "Yo! Ichijaku-kun! Did you know Naruto kissed Sasuke?!"
Ichijaku stood up. "What? For real?" As he knocked into Naruto he said, "Sorry!" But it was too late...Naruto had fallen into Sasuke and was now kissing him!
Etsu started to crack up. "Now they have, Ichijaku!" Naruto and Sasuke were grabbing their throats. "N-naruto! I'm going to kill you!" Sasuke yelled, still clutching his throat. "I-is it my fault?" Ichijaku asked, quite bewildered.
Iruka stepped into the room. "Quiet down! To your seats! Naruto, Etsu! Stop it! Now! Okay, its time we announce squads! First up, Naruto Uzumaki, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke! While Sakura and Naruto were doin' their thing, Iruka looked at the scrawled words that came after it. "Oh damn!" Iruka muttered under his breath. "Okay, this is going to be an odd squad! Two others will join this, Hatake Mika and Hatake Etsu!
Everyone was confused. Wasn't there supposed to be three-man teams, and weren't there supposed to be only one kunoichi on each team? Well this is what Iruka had said and Hokage had written, so why not?
Naruto and Etsu sighed in unison. Their jounin sensai was two hours late! Naruto was sticking his head out the door waiting for him while Sakura was looking pissed and Sasuke was doin his thang.
Naruto and Sakura started arguing until Naruto came up with his 'brilliant' plan. Standing on a stool, Naruto put his eraser on top of the door. Smiling and laughing to himself he stepped down.
"Hn, a jounin isn't going to fall for a plain old booby trap like that." Sasuke said, acting as if he didn't care.
"Yeah Naruto! You're so stupid!" Sakura added. Just then a white-haired masked man stuck his head in, and opened the door...then the eraser fell...and fell...and fell...until it landed straight on his head!
Naruto and Etsu started cracking up, for entirely different reasons. Etsu was laughing because it was her dad and she couldn't belive he walked straight into that stupid of a trap, and Naruto was laughing because it was funny.
"He fell for it, he fell for it, he fell for it!" Naruto laughed.
Sakura blushed and looked worried. "I'm sorry, Sensai! I tried to stop him but Naruto-kun wouldn't listen!"
Sasuke just sat in the same position.
"How should I say this...my first impressions of you guys are...I hate you." Kakashi said.
Etsu and Mika feigned hurt. "But daddy! Of course you can't hate us!" Etsu implored.
Kakashi looked at them. "Eh? Mika? Etsu...Oh no! You didn't get Mika in trouble with you today, too, did you?!"
"EH?!" Etsu cried. "I DIDN'T EVEN GET IN TROUBLE TODAY!! WE'RE PART OF TEAM 7!!"
"Really?" Kakashi asked rhetorically.
Etsu pouted in a corner as Mika blushed and laughed quietly...while inwardly staring at Sasuke with immense hatred.
Okay... Sorry it took me so long (actually I started it this morning) I've been REALLY bored and stuff so...
Okey Dokey! Press that perttiful lavander button! (growls) NOW!
