Addicting Apps

"Salutations, future minions and underlings! It is I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, here to discuss yet another thing that you should hate. One word: Apps.

Did you know that you can download games and such on to your phone? Vanessa recently informed me of this. I-I guess it's some new, hip thing all the youngsters are doing. And, since I'm hip, I figured that I sure be doing it, too. So, I downloaded a couple of games that sounded interesting, and you know what happened? I couldn't stop playing them! Seriously, I was playing those stupid games, until Perry the Platypus came, and I realized that I'd wasted over an hour of evil-scheming, playing those stupid games!

And, you know what's worse? Not only do you have to pay for these games, but like eighty percent of them have in-app purchases! That means that you have to spend money to play the games to their fullest. I get that the game designers need to make money, but come on! Don't they know that some people have bills to pay and groceries to buy and inators to build?

Fortunately, there's a silver-lining for me. That silver-lining is the idea for the app-inator! It will implant subtle hints into the most downloaded apps on the Internet. Hints that I should be the ruler of the entire Tri-State Area! Ahahahahahaha- *cough cough* Swallowed a fly! *cough* *ahem* Heheh. Sorry about that. Y-you know what? I think I'll stop talking, before I embarrass myself any worse. Catch ya next time on Doof's Daily Dirt!"