A/N: Hey guys here's chapter 2!
Chapter 2: Pearl's new life/ Secret meeting
*Boardwalk*
After recovering, Pearl was walking down Boardwalk with Amethyst and Garnet, everyone they passed glared at Pearl. Many of the Beach City Denizens wore T-shirts in favor of Connie while some wore "KICK PEARL IN THE NUTS" attire. Some kids even threw dirt at Pearl's face but mainly her new junk. Each time it got severely damaged it would heal back only to get injured again. Pearl was like Prometheus who after giving the gift of fire to mortals, was chained in a mountain surrounded by a jungle w/ fierce beasts. But the worst part was each day an eagle would come and eat his liver, only for it to grow back every time it got eaten. But instead of getting her liver eaten, she got kicked in the balls.
Since Pearl was forbidden from owning any weapons, she could no longer be a full-time crystal gem (or a crystal gem in general) and had to find a job. Resume after resume, application after application and interview after interview, Pearl's sex offender status kept her from landing a job, even Nanfaue Pizza turned her ass down the moment Pearl set foot in her office. Pizza was quoted saying "I'D BE DEPORTED BACK TO GHANA BEFORE I LET A PEDO LIKE YOU EVER WORK FOR ME!" Surprisingly, Pizza did offer Amethyst and Garnet jobs to which they politely declined. At 12:00 pm, Pearl sat with Garnet and Amethyst at the City-walk Fry store.
"If only there was a way to get rid of my status. That is possible right?" Asked Pearl.
"Not that I know of." Said Garnet.
"Wait I got an idea!" Said Amethyst.
"Really?" Pearl asked with hope in her eyes.
"Yeah you could turn into a pigeon and just fly away! Maybe you could also poop on the Maheswaren's car!" Amethyst suggested with a laugh.
"A pigeon?" Pearl said in a disappointed tone.
"What? It doesn't have to be a pigeon or even a bird, you could turn into a fish and swim away!" Amethyst added.
"But I hate shape-shifting!" Pearl said.
"True but you also hate your current position right?" Amethyst countered.
"Fair point." Said Pearl.
"Amethyst, if Pearl flees based on your suggestions, you would be held accountable." Said Garnet.
"Oh shit you're right!" Said Amethyst as she ate some fries.
Just then a campaign truck for Nanfaue Pizza drove by blasting her new motto: "I'D BE DEPORTED BACK TO GHANA BEFORE I LET A PEDO LIKE PEARL EVER WORK FOR ME!" to which numerous people cheered on.
"Wait, Connie's 18 though, how does that make me a pedophile?" Pearl asked.
"Most sex offender cases involve children." Answered Garnet.
"Oh." Pearl said defeated as she started to cry like a bitch.
"If only you had helped Connie instead of scarring her for life things wouldn't be this way." Said Amethyst.
(Stops crying) "Hey guys, if I help someone, would that could lessen the blow?" Pearl Asked.
"Interesting point, what do you think Garnet?" Asked Amethyst.
"While it wouldn't reverse what you've already done, it should help you get back on your feet. But remember: don't help expecting a reward but rather help because it's common courtesy." Said Garnet.
"Awesome! Now who can I help?" Pearl wondered.
Buck Dewey, Jenny Pizza and Sour Cream are hanging out near the Big Donut when Buck accidently gets some donut filling on his shorts.
"Dammit!" Said Buck.
Seeing an opportunity, Pearl gets up and says "Don't Worry, I'll Help!"
Just as Pearl rises to the occasion, she trips on a board, accidentally grabs Buck's shorts and pulls them down as she falls. To make matters worse, she also grabbed his boxers.
Horrified, Jenny and Sour helped pull their friend's shorts and boxers up before beating Pearl up like a broken appliance. Bill who was taking a break at the time, saw what happened so he, Lars and Saddie joined in on the ass-whooping (Or ball-whooping). Garnet unfused back into Sapphire & Ruby and then joined Amethyst for lunch as the fight went on, to which they complained about the season 8 finale of Game of Thrones. Kicking Pearl's balls all black & blue turned out to be a huge father/son bonding moment for Bill and Buck.
After another trial, Pearl (with crutches and several bags of ice strapped to her groin) was forced to wear an ankle monitor.
*Next Day, Somewhere in the Woods*
Having regenerated from her previous injuries, Pearl made her way to a bridge to meet with someone.
"I shouldn't have to do this." Grumbled the figure.
"Look if you help me out I'll reward you…Bismuth." Pearl reassured.
Stepping into the light, Bismuth revealed herself.
"You know I can't be connected to this." Bismuth established.
"Absolutely!" Said Pearl.
(Inhale) "Alright, your best bet is to leave Earth and head back to Homeworld. I recommend talking to the Diamonds, also I never had this conversation with you." Bismuth Concluded.
Pearl replied with, "No worries, I've outlived my welcome here and would want nothing more than to haul ass back to Homewo(trips)OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
Pearl tripped on a branch near the bridge and started to roll down the forest. During her tumble, her clothing got ripped to shreds as she made rotation after rotation covering her nude body in numerous scrapes, bruises and even some poison ivy. To make matters worse, her ankle monitor came off during her fall.
*Bottom of Ravine*
A Bible Karate Camp troop is sitting in a circle as each member recites a bible verse while performing a karate move. Right as the group is about to start, Pearl rolls into a fat member of the group, knocking him down and landing on top of him and accidentally kissing his lips.
"AAAAAHHHH SATAN HAS SENT A NUDE ASSASSIN!" The fat teen yelled as he kneed Pearl in the junk and tossed her off.
The troop then presented their wooden training weapons, each one had gold crosses embroidered into them.
"Oh…. poopy." Was all Pearl said as she instinctively covered her balls in a vain attempt to protect them from the imminent pain-train.
Just then several S.W.A.T. members arrived after pinpointing Pearl's last location before she lost her monitor and followed several screams. To their amusement, they found Pearl tied to a tree and having each camper recite a bible verse while punishing her balls every time they healed. The S.W.A.T. reported what they saw and were told to wait until the kids were done before hurting Pearl themselves.
Due to the more significant damage, Pearl's nads took longer to heal so she had to wear a Dog Cone Collar while using a wheel-chair. Once she recovered, Pearl had to answer before the same judge for the 3rd time. The Former Crystal Gem plead to be deported back to Homeworld but the Judge wouldn't have any of it. Instead, the Judge ruled that Pearl must now have a tracking beacon inside her head and was forbidden from leaving Earth.
A/N: Well that's chapter 2, let me know what you guys think in the reviews below!
