Summary: Regina and Gold's magic duel takes a turn for the worst, landing Emma, Hook, Snow and David in a peculiar situation.

"You have got to be kidding me."

Snow stood at the helm at the ship, leaning against the wood with a cocky grin, as Emma was banging her head against the wall. Though Snow wasn't Snow, and Emma wasn't Emma.

"This is just bloody brilliant" Snow's voice says, and it causes Regina to laugh… really laugh because of her… uhh… his American accent.

"Shut up Hook!" Emma's voice says.

"Or what? Are you going to punch me in the face? I doubt your wife will be the fairest after that."

"Ok, everyone calm the hell down." Hook says… but it's not really Hook but Emma. He… she turns to Snow's body. "And you shut up!"

"Is that anyway to talk to your mother?"

They had been practicing dueling, when Rumple accidentally misfired a curse that flew in Emma, Snow, David and Hook's directions. He had intended to hit Regina with a ball of fire, but hey! They were in Neverland, and in Neverland magic is different. Now Hook was in Snow's body, David was in Emma's, Emma was in Hook's and Snow was in David's.

"Can you do something?" Hook asks her step grandmother.

"I'm sorry Emma, but I think I like everyone better this way." Regina smirks at Hook, who scratches his itchy stubble. He… she turns to David… uhh Snow. "You just had to anger a witch."

"What are we supposed to do now?" Emma asks. "I mean I'm all for bonding with my daughter… but this is just too far…"

"Perhaps we can get to know our new bodies more…" Snow grins, turning to Hook. "Feel free to explore Swan."

"Hook can you not flirt with my daughter, while you're in my body?" David asks.

"Maybe I can take advantage now at the fact that I have two hands." Snow says peeking down her own shirt.

"That's it! I'm going to kill him!" Emma lunges at Snow. David stops her.

"Honey, as much as I want to… I'd prefer not to have bruises and cuts, when my body is returned to me."

"Gold! How long before you fix this?" Hook asks.

"Patience dearie. " Gold says. "Unfortunately we'll have to reach shore to collect the ingredients for the antidote."

"Arrrggg!" Hook screams.

"Careful Swan." Snow begins. "You almost sound like a pirate."

"How long until we reach land Hook?" Emma asks Snow.

"A good five hours, give or take."

"Kill me now." Hook groans at the sky.

"As much as I'd love to dispose of a one handed pirate," Gold sneers. "I'm afraid it'll have to wait until the antidote takes effect."

"Right, I'll go get my rum." Snow says, ready to head down to Hook's cabin.

"Whoa, no way!" David snaps. "You are not getting drunk. Especially in my body!"

"Aye." Snow raises her… his eyebrow. "I'd much rather be in Swan's body." Hook turns a dark shade of red. Emma looks ready to punch her… him… her… whatever!

"Now, I need a drink." Regina groans, trying to get THAT picture out of her mind. "You all do know that we're here to get my son, not to bed each other."

"Oh God! What if we encounter the Lost Boys like this!" Hook whines. "What if we find Henry like this! I don't want him to run from me, thinking I'm a suicidal pirate!"

"Hey!" Snow protests, a little offended.

"Don't worry Emma." Emma states. "It's going to be fine, right Gold."

"Yes your majesty. The antidote is easy to make, and has an immediate effect Miss Swan."

But Hook sinks to the ground and starts to cry, messing up his eyeliner. He brings up his hands to rub his eyes, but immediately hits himself in the face with his hook.

"Arghhh! Seriously!"

"Watch the face!" Snow exclaims.

"This is going to be a long day." Emma sighs.

"You got that right, mate." Snow replies.

"Not your mate Hook."

"Yeah, you're my daughter…"

This is what I do when I'm not inspired for my other stories. If you have an idea for a prompt, review or pm me! So what did you think of this one? :)