Summary: ok I left off at when itachi kissed shekary.
Hehe guess what happens next!
Disclaimer: I own shekary but not anyone from naruto, don't sue!
Chapter 2. Escape?
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU KISS ME FOR!"
(PUNCH!)
"Ouch that hurt a lot"
"You deserve it you ass"
"Ass? That's really mean, call me that and see watch happens" he spoke. Argh! Why the hell is he egging me! But I want to see what he does so I'll call him an asshole.
"A s s h o l e! You are a asshole!"
"Fine you deserve it"
Wtf! Where did he go? Shekary thought.
All of a sudden he had her on her back, with him on top, on the bed. He licked her bottom lip, and when she gave an enraged outcry, he stuck his tongue in her mouth. His hands had been holding her hands down to stop her from pushing him off. Their tongues fought one to dominate and other to push him out. Finally she won by biting his tongue. He got off of her and smirked "hehe resorting to low tactics?" a kick in the crock might be in order to wipe that smirk of his face. I smiled and when he got up, I slammed my leg towards him, and hit his face instead. Mwahahaha! That was so sweet, but I'm a bit sad I didn't hit where I wanted it too, but at least I hurt his pride and face. Mwahahahaha!
Damn her! Shit! I left my guard down for a second and then I get hit in the face, it would have been my manhood, if I didn't deflect it at the last moment. I underestimated her a lot! Shit! Now kisame will ask this. What should I tell him? Dang this hurts, I better get an ice pack. She'll get it later, no doubt about that!
"Huh? What was that?"
We both turned to look at a blue skinned shark man named kisame, who was laughing his butt off.
"Hahahahahaha, oh lookie the great uchiha, hahahaha, got a big bruise from a little old lady! Hahahahaha!"
Then he noticed the death glares we both gave and we both grabbed what was nearest and hurled it at his empty head. I threw a desk at him and uchiha threw his fist. The desk was thrown after Uchida's fist connected with his eye but my desk landed on both of them giving them both bruises and cuts. Boy was I happy! I took their shock as a chance of escape and I ran out the room and locked the door.
"Try to get out of that temes!"
Why are there so many halls and doors? Oy this is so big for just 2 people! Why is it so big and confusing!
"Shit! She got away!"
"And whose fault is that?"
"You're the one who kissed her!"
"And you're the one who let the door open, so she could get away"
"Whatever itachi! The point is she got away and now we got to chase her"
"Hn."
"Lousy partner, makes out with the prisoner and winds up losing her."
"What was that kisame? Did you say something?" I spoke in a dangerously low tone.
"Nothing itachi"
" I thought so"
" Go get her kisame, before she finds a way out."
"Fine, your majesty" kisame said with a sarcastic tone, but I ignored this comment. I have to concentrate on getting her or leader will be angry. Plus it'll be easier if she's still in the base. She is dead when we catch her.
