Welcome to this fic, again. Hopefully you can keep up with the slow update times... But anyways, here we go.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Dynasty Warriors. I hope I did, though.
"Shit. Now what..." Gan Ning said. He and the rest of Wu had also followed into the portal, moments after all of Shu went in.
The two forces were standing near a cliff, and overnight they set up camp.
"Alright... I think I can organize this." Zhuge Liang said, walking up to Gan Ning. "The rest of Shu and I will set up camp here, near this place with the two statues." Zhuge pointed over to the statues of the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha near the waterfall. "You and your army will scout the area for now. Don't go too far, though.
A bit later, Sun Ce mobilized his army. "Alright! Everyone! There are two passageways through that canyon over there, the large way, and to go around the mountain!" Everyone nodded. "Okay! Sun Quan, you take Gan Ning, Ling Tong, Shang Xiang, Zhou Yu, and Xiao Qiao around the mountain. The rest of our forces will go with me through the large passage, to scout the area."
"YEAH!!!" The random peons shouted, as they followed their generals to their respective objectives.
"... What... The hell is this...?" Gan Ning said, as he looked upon the forest. Or at least what remained of a forest. All the trees within a range of 10 miles have been literally blown down.
"I think a battle must have been fought here." Zhou Yu said. "Wait, look there!"
Zhou Yu pointed over to a tree. On it were numerous iron knives, with holes at their handle. Next to it lay the remains of some metal object.
"Alright. Zhou, Gan Ning, go and investigate that area!" Sun Quan shouted.
"This sure is an awkward knife..." Gan Ning said, picking up the kunai. "How odd..."
"And what's this... A flute...?" Zhou Yu said, picking up the object. "What's left of one, I think."
Suddenly, a voice boomed from somewhere near the debris. "DROP THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!"
"Alright... The land is clear!!!" Sun Ce shouted to his unit. "Let's return to camp, everyone!"
"Finally..." Lu Xun said. "You don't have to go around the same hill fifty times..."
"YEAH!!!!!" The peons shouted, again.
"Hmmm... I wonder, can these guys say anything but YES!!!!!" Taishi Ci thought. Suddenly, he got an idea.
"Hey, is anyone here gay?"
"YEAH!!!!!"
"Guan Yu! My great friend!" Zhao Yun asked, as he walked up to Guan Yu, whom he was sharing a tent with. "Are you good at playing tic-tac-toe?"
"Tic-tac-toe? I don't play such childish games." Guan Yu said. "Here, why don't you try shogi?" Guan Yu handed Zhao Yun a small portable magnetic shogi board.
"Oh... What is this...!?" Zhao Yun asked, amazed at this new game.
Suddenly, Zhang Fei walked in. "Ohhh! Hey kid, you can play Shogi?"
"Yes, I'm just going to start playing!" Zhao Yun said. "Hm, do you know how to play?"
Then, Zhang Fei got a funny idea for a joke. He remembered being at the Stratergy meeting a few minutes ago, until he got bored. "Of course I know how to play! But, I'm too good for you. Go play Zhuge Liang though. He sucks donkey balls at this!"
"Yes! Finally, I'll be a genius!" Zhao Yun said. "I'll be able to beat Zhuge Liang at something!"
"Brother..." Guan Yu said, but was immediately silenced by Zhang Fei.
"Shhh... Just watch...!" Zhang Fei said.
"Zhuge Liang! You want a game of Shogi!?" Zhao Yun asked, walking in to the middle of the strategy meeting.
"What... A game? Now?" Zhuge Liang said. "Alright... A quick one though."
And that's the end. For now.
Remember, R&R!
