"Zaphod" Trill asked will trying to stand up after the heart of gold crashed "Why the hell is Earth there, I don't understand…..I…am…home" Arthur stumbled into the room, Trillian ran up to him and jumped/hugged/attacked him.

"Trill this doesn't feel right, I am happy that Earths here but" Arthur looked out of the window "I don't think we should be here!"

Improbability drive is a strange thing; it was created by scientist in hope to solve everything that was wrong in the world. The geeky scientist were up set 1) because they weren't the ones who invented it and 2) the non-geeky scientist- who came up the with idea of using the drive to make the hostess undergarments move 2 feet to the left- didn't invite the geeky scientist to those type of parties. By activating the drive one does not know where they will end or what time zone they will be in.

In the case of the heart of gold, the crew members belive to be in a fiction world, where really this isn't the case. As we will find out.

"The book gave us all that information but I still don't understand why we are here" Arthur sighed placing the book on the table.

"I though the computer deep though was meant to find out why we're here" Zaphod no being the smartest creature in the galaxy looked around at the people who were giving him the 'WHAT THE HELL ZAPHOD' look

"Well you know froods, the computer thingy was meant to find out th….oh never mind" and with that he went and made himself a pan galactic gargle blaster

"Well, you're never going to ask for my opinion but I think we have ended up in a fictious world." Marvin said depressed.


Martin and Benedict walked through the streets. Having finished the scene for one of the new episodes of the BBC series and having spent a couple of hours talking to the crew in the pub, they both thought that it will be a good time to head back to the hotel they were staying at and to relax before heading off to bed.

On the way to the hotel Martin felt something was not right but he couldn't point a finger at it. Benedict however was pying no attention to he's friend as he rambled on about the documentary he did about Mr. Rattigan…

"Martin, were you listening to me or were you off in that daydream or night dream of yours again" the Harrows boy looked at him. They approached the hotel, the receptionist stoped them before they could even get to the lift.

"HEY YOU!" She said in one of the worst cockney accents.

"Yeah you Freeman. I heard that, that heart of gold ship has been found here about 10 miles away, did you have anything to do about it…is it some sorta joke…dude!"

"Sorry what?" said Martin not believing what he just heard. "Heart of gold, the massive spaceship from the movie has been found 10 miles away…"

"Yeah that's what I said, are ya deaf or sum think"

"Sorry Madam, we've had a long day and I think you might understand that we will find out more about this tomorrow. As you most defiantly know we are not really Sherlock and John but we wont judge what ever you may think" The tall man rambled up the receptionist who was affected by he's good looks and charm just nodded and waved them on their way.


The heart of gold members had walked 10 miles until Arthur suggested they stopped at this nice looking hotel.

They walked in to the lobby, Zaphod acting like an Arcturan Mega-Donkey. He believed, in he's one head that everyone knew him, this wasn't the case.

"Just follow me guys, I am British I know how to queue." He walked up to the receptionist, who had to double take.

"Erm Hello Mr. Freeman, sorry about earlier, I didn't mean to be so rude, where's Mr. Cumberbatch? I didn't see you come down before you entered again."

"Err sorry Miss I am not a Mr. Freeman, I am Arthur Dent and I don't know anyone called Cumberbatch. I was hoping you knew what year it was and where we could find a ship mechanic." Arthur who was still dressed in the pyjamas he wore when he first left earth.

Instead of reply the receptionist fell down and fainted.

It is known that if the improbability drive is not functioning properly then it should and could send the user into a completely different dimension.

Ford Prefect had already guess that this world was not theirs, but he was not going to spoil everyone's fun.


Hey Hey we have a new chapter, this didnt take me long, sorry for mistakes and stuff. Again i would like to say i dont own anything such as charatures and programs and stuff

Dont forget rate and review. this ones slightly longer. it's starting to get as confusing as hitch hikers guild to the galaxy it's self :P

by the way i have nothing against the cockney accent, but I needed a slightly annoying accent, i could have used brummie (my accent) or something but it's set in London...so sorry, don't hate!