A/N: Hey.
Oops. Sorry. Here's the chappie I meant to post, but accidentally posted the first again.
The eggnog part was apparently inspired by me, since eggnog and coffee are pretty much all I drink around the holidays.
I also don't get Rachel's hatred of Candace, but everyone has that one character. For me, it's Isabella. Don't ask me why, I just do.
Also, I may be, within the next couple chapters, move this from a SpongebobXPhineas and Ferb to a Harry PotterXPhineas and Ferb. There will still be Spongebob, eventually. Oh yes. But, I will also be bringing in Harry Potter (I'll actually be writing this part, not Rachel. My name's Maggie, if Rachel ever updates this, BTW.), Sonic (Rachel), and Family Guy (Both, but mostly Rachel.). And, honestly, I think I'll get the most readers if it's a HP/P&F Xover. I'm just selfish like that. Oh, yeah, Rachel hasn't approved of this, so shhhh.
Warnings: Randomness.
Disclaimer: No
The next morning, Phineas and Ferb were in the kitchen eating Cocoa Puffs when Candace came in wearing one of her new outfits.
"Mom, don't I look pretty?"
Her Mom froze. Oh my God! She's so ugly! HA! Should I lie and say she looks great? Yeah, I'll just lie.
"Umm… Mom?" prompted Candace.
"You look great, sweetie." Her mom said through her teeth with a cheesy smile plastered on her face.
"Yes! Okay! I'm going to Jeremy's house. What time should I come home at?"
Never. Her mom thought, I hate Candace and never want her to come back! But outside her mind she just said, "Five O'clock, dear!"
"Thanks, Mom! Okay! Bye!" Candace said.
She drove off and then…
"YES!" her mom screamed, "She's gone! She's gone! SHE'S REALLY REALLY GONE!"
Her mom hopped around the room and did a weird dance. Then, she went upstairs, got dressed in a beekeeper's suit, got a ladder, and ran outside.
Phineas spoke. "What's she-"
Ferb cut him off. "Doing?… well, I don't think I want to know."
Unfortunately, the next thing they knew, Phineas and Ferb found themselves outside watching their mom prepare to jump off the roof.
"THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" their mom screamed, "YIPPEE!" she yelled, then jumped off the roof and promptly slid into a coma.
"Should we call the police?" Ferb asked.
Then their mom randomly screamed:
"NO! NOT THE DREADED EGGNOG!"
Phineas paused for a moment and then responded, "Nah, she'll be fine. Let's get started on that submarine."
Then the boys walked to Home Depot.
