Me: IT"S OUR SECOND CHAPTER!

Leon: yippee. . .

Me: Let's go ahead and start with our reviews!!!!!!!!


OK! ME: Why did you end the other one just to start this one?
Spyro: eat ignituis
Cynder: get attacked by flying monkeys
Ember: Why are you so lame?
Flame: eat yourself.
Moneybags: Give Eragon250 all your gems
Hunter: fight a giant squid underwater.
Sparx: Cynder likes guys who drown themselves

ALL HAIL DARTHDRAGON!


Me: Well... Every story needs a sequel, right?

Leon: Whatever. . .

Me: Anyhow!

Spyro: NO! Yum, he pretty good! NO MY FAKE FATHER! Hmm. . . I should do this more often, this is great!

Me: Uh. . .

Cynder: NO! How dare you! (Flames a monkey) NO! They keep coming! Oh no, they stole my homework!

Ember: I'm not lame!(notices Mistress with a BCL aimed at her head) I mean, I suck, and I'm retarded, and I'm the most lesbian character in all of Spyro history!

Mistress: I'll be back! (Teleports away)

Flame: But why?!?!?! Wow, I taste good, but, I need a little gravy, and some pepper! AHH! It hurts, but it tastes so good!

Moneybags: Sigh, this sucks. . . (hands over all 256,264,937,542,831,021,103,256,222,666,486,132,489,564,456,821,356,963,031,542,485 gems)

Me: Is that even a number? Oh well! I"M RICH!!!!!!!

Hunter: Where is it? (A giant tentacle appears and grabs him, killing him and getting blood everywhere)

Janitor: STUPID KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparx: Yes! (Drowns)

Me: Um. . .

D Me: (falls on death spike courtesy of Leon)

Leon: Hehe!

Me: AH. . . Nice death spike!

Leon: Thanks

Me: Next set of dares!!!!


OH YEAH! Now this is some really funny stuff. Keep it up, Eragon250. This is
story if relly good. And I got some dares.

Spyro(D): Sing Beat it by Michael Jackson wearing jerry curls and MJ's
trademark red jacket to Cynder.
Ember(D):Sing "Can't Touch this" by MC Hammer while dancing in diapers and a
baby's bib while everyone tries to kill you.
Moneybags(D): Just kill 'em anyway you want.
Cynder (D): Sing My Humps by Fergie to Spyro wearing daisy dukes and dances
for Spyro.
Dragon Elders (T): Have you ever had naughty thoughts about Cynder when she
was evil and captured you?

Onyx the Dragon17


Me: Okay?

Spyro: Beat it, just beat it! No one wants to be defeated! Showing how funky, strong is your fight, it doesn't matter, who's wrong or right, just beat it, beat it, just beat it, beat it, oh!

Cynder:Yay!!!

Ember: Can't touch this, duh nu nu nu duh nu, duh nu! (Get's shot and killed!)

Mortal Kombat Announcer: MORTAL FATALITY!

Me: Uh. . .

Moneybags: Huh? (Dies of heart attack)

Leon: Yes! (Steals Moneybags wallet) I'm also rich!

Me: He had more in there??? That cheater!

D Me: Oh well!

Cynder: What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'm gonna get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

Volteer: Well. . .

All other elders: What Volteer?

Volteer: I liked her! (Is killed by Ignitus, Cyril, and Terrador)

Me: Well. . .

Janitor: Stupid kids, with their supernatural dragons, and other stuff. . .


Spyro (D): Sing Burger King's I Like Square Butts Song and dance with the
king.
Cynder (T): If you and Spyro had kids what would be the name if it was a girl
or a boy?
The Dragon Elders (D): Go to Burger King and try to get some whoppers butwhen they tell you they have no whoppers, freak out.
Ember (T): Will you ever leave Spyro alone, it's freaking obvious he doesn't
want you?
Flame (D): Sing "Gives You Hell" by American Rejects while being burned alive
by Dark Eragon250 and Eragon250

Onyx the Dragon17


Me: Uh. . .

Spyro & The King: I like square butts and I cannot lie, it's a truth that I can't deny!

Leon: That is seriously out of whack, and in my terms, that's fucked up, dog!

Cynder: if it was boy, Wonder, and a girl, Solar!

Me: So, they would be either, Wonder the Dragon, or Solar the Dragoness?

Cynder: Yep.

Me: Those are my OC's by the way!

Cynder: NO!

Ignitus: We would like twenty Whopper Deluxes!

Speaker: Sorry, we're all out!

Ignitus: NO!

Volteer: Those mother-fucking, bitch ass, dick sucking, bastards!

Terrador: Dang, dude!

Cyril: That's messed up yo! (Faints)

Me: O.O

Ember: NO! (Once again sees Mistress with BCL) I mean, yeah, I'm starting to love Flame more and more!

Mistress: *growls, then disappears*

Flame: When you see my face Hope it gives you hell! Hope it gives you hell! When you walk my way! Hope it gives you hell! Hope it gives you hell! If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well! Then he's a fool you're just as well! Hope it gives you hell! Hope it gives you hell! AHH! IT BURNS!!! (is burned alive)

Me & D Me: That. Was. AWESOME!

Leon: I know, right!

Me: Yeah, totally!!!


Yo, Eragon you want me to help ya as a, uh, someone who helps with dares?
anyways heres some dares for the cast:

Spyro: No Cynder for you! (puts her in my focuser safe, which is
impenetrable, which ever appouch you take)

Cynder: because i need to give you a reason to be in there in the first
place, everything you heart desires will be in there; not including Spyro,
I've known that loophole forever so instead you can have a clone of him if you
want.

Sparx: I found Cynder's secret skinny dipping spot (points to the door of
torture and DOOM!)

Roxas: Fight Ike to the death. (Ike gets unlimited final smashes.)

... I'm not creative ATM, not the best dares but you might have a little fun.

The Torturer


Me: Uh. . . Sure!

Torturer: Sweet!

Spyro: Wait, what?

Torturer: Hahahaha! (Throws Cynder into impenetrable vault)

Spyro: ROXAS!

Roxas: Sorry I can't help, didn't you read the IMPENETRABLE part?

Spyro: Read? Huh?

Roxas: Never mind.

Me: Right. . .

Roxas: Run Sparx Run!

Sparx: YAY! (Falls into abyss) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Roxas: Sweet!

Sora: Hey that's not cool! (Vanishes)

Me: I blocked him from the fic! MWAHAHA!

Roxas: Yes! HAHA!

Ike: GREAT AETHER!

Roxas: Ugh! Another weak challenge! Oath to Oblivion's Keeper! (Awesome keyblade appears in hand!) Speed Dodge! (Dodges next Aether) Final Result! (Slices Ike into thousands of pieces!)

Janitor: Stupid kids and their fancy key swords!

Me: That concludes our show, and um. . . If there is someone that has a deviantART account, and can draw REALLY good, or PRETTY good, I need someone to draw Oath to Oblivion's Keeper for me, along with the Broken Butterfly, and the Jew Incinerator!

D Me: And, no more co-hosts will be accepted! If you want to be in one chapter, put it a review, and whoever reviews with it first, gets the one chapter position! Hope that wasn't too confusing!

Torturer: I won't be back next chapter, so. . . (rips Ember's head off and eats it) AHH! THE LACK OF A BRAIN TOOK ALL OF THE FLAVOR AWAY! (Spits it out) YUCK!

Me: See you next time!