"You DO Realize This Fellow Is A Platypus?"
Logan's POV:
Dear Father in High Heaven, it's me – James Howlett – I know that I'm not one of your favourites… I mean… I cursed a lot… I'd killed, assassinated and murdered … lots and lots of people… though many of them DO deserve it… I'm not praying enough… I'm not going to church enough… I'm not… well… abiding whatever Your ten commandments stated… so I guessed I knew that one day Thou shall punish me… but… but…
THIS?!
"Mr. Wolverine? Or do you prefer Mr. Logan? So when do we start my training?" the red-haired, triangle-headed, annoyingly optimistic kid called Phineas asked. GOD… IF YOU DO EXIST… WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
This is Phineas Flynn: An incurable optimist, Phineas constantly looks on the brighter side of things. He is as well extremely smart, creative, and persistent, causing him to build immensely largeinventions and activitieswith his less-talkative stepbrother. The activities they devise usually involve outlandish contraptions, including roller coasters,haunted houses,and roller rinks, which Phineas designs and Ferb builds.
"Follow me…" Logan instructed him. "We'll go someplace more… discreet… where we can have more privacy; then, we can… decide… what's gonna happen to you in 3 o'clock," ("Ferb… you never told me that Wolverine is a psychic…")
MEANWHILE…
Perry the Platypus's POV:
"Sorry about the slide, Agent P... the slide waxing guy has jury duty this weekend…" Major Francis Monogram… prefers to be simply called Major Monogram, said apologetically. "Anyhow, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to no good yet again… only this time he has helps… big, bad Mojo…" Perry raised his eyebrow. "That was a joke; but seriously, he got himself a partner this time, Carl?" Then, Carl the Intern showed someone in the screen… someone sinister… just like the one Perry saw in the mall…
"Agent P… This is underworld criminal number one Parker Robbins… who apparently has a history with Burt Baskin… if you know what I mean," again, Perry raised his eyebrow. "(Gosh darn it, I'm no good at this…) ANYHOO, as this man is notorious in New York, S.H.I.E.L.D. agency has sent one of his best agents to help to thwart him and Doofenshmirtz… Agent P… meets James Barnes, otherwise known as the Winter Soldier AND the 2nd Captain America."
Suddenly, a man dressed in a blue and black uniform with a circular shield fell from the ceiling and landed besides Perry smoothly. ("Typical," Monogram rolled his eyes. "Always with the showbiz.")
"And joining me today is the lovely Director Maria Hill." Suddenly, the large monitor screen showed a young tomboyish girl besides Monogram wearing black latex just like that Selene from the Underworld. "Barnes, you will join Agent P in capturing the Hood once and for all."
Bucky stared at Perry and asked the afore-mentioned question, "You DO realize this fellow is a platypus?"
"They're DISNEY CARTOON CHARACTERS, Barnes… just be glad it's not Goofy,"
"Oooh, RRROOOWWLLL!" Monogram flirted. "Anyhoo, Go get them, gentlemen!"
"What?! That's it?! No files, no location, no back-up plans, no contacts?! What kind of mission is this?!" Bucky whined. But Perry had saluted and rushed away.
"It was enough for the cartoon character, you comic character," Monogram snapped. ("Oooh, Rowl!" Maria flirted.)
MEANWHILE...
Logan, Phineas and Ferb's POV:
I thought after living for centuries, I have lost the capability for... well... amazement. I was wrong. This Phineas kid do not fail to amaze me. He is just 10 years old, for crying out loud.
He played Dance Dance Revolution to gain speed and agility, dodging people in the opposing escalator for alertness and evasion, and.. oh, don't even start asking me about how he gained his strength: Cardio. I think I'm living in a Bizarro World. "So, Coach, Am I a real deal or just a meal for the real deal?" he asked. I'm terribly terribly tempted to reply that he's a dead meat. But he has this... I dunno, he has this way... the look in his eyes and his grin... almost hypnotic about it... you can't say negative thing. (Are you sure this kid has no superpower?) So, in the end I just give a thumb up and high five, while I pondered, "There goes my birthday party."
Bucky and Perry the Platypus's POV:
"That's it." Bucky eventually said, when he tried to squeeze into Perry's hover car and the vehicle could not move due to... ah, you know. "We're driving my car."
Afterwards, the two unlikely heroes drove Bucky's sophisticated flying car. "Now THIS is what I call THE 21st century car. It has pretty much everything. Besides its obvious capability to fly, it has a Radar, Subatomic Sonar, Nuclear Particle Response System... and an I-Phone 3GS..." Perry was curious about the funny-looking red button. But since it can't talk a human language, he just has to find out himself by pressing it. "DON'T TOUCH THAT! IT'S AN EJECT..." Too late, as Bucky was sent hurling out of the car, shouting incoherently, "...OR!"
It took a full half an hour for Perry to land the flying car in a parking lot and for Bucky to track his car, came in and said, "And I supposed you think that is funny?"
To Be Continued.
(Author's Note: As my piles of homework and study for end of year college exam is important, I only have time to post a story on weekend)
