A/N: So I was originally going to leave this "story" as a oneshot to practice my smut skills, but thanks to Mrs. Agget and My Name Is Seren Dipity I have decided to turn this into a series of oneshots. They are all going to be smut and have very little, if any, plot.
Don't expect any regular updates, I'm just gonna post as they come (hehe no pun intened, well maybe a little). I also have no clue how many there will be…this is just my random naughty thoughts.
With that being said, feel free to request anything you want! I'd love more ideas!
JPOV
It was my day off and I decided I would get some much needed house cleaning done. I had already finished the downstairs and was just starting the upstairs.
Edward wasn't due back from the hospital for another few hours, so I took the opportunity to really get things done. I had gone into autopilot, so when I heard the front door slam I dropped the vase I was holding with a little yelp.
"Shit," I murmured, looking down on the mess I just made. I liked that vase, too.
"Jasper?" I heard him call out.
"Up here, Ed!" I replied.
"What was that noise?" he had come upstairs and was now walking into our bedroom.
"I just dropped a vase."
"Again?"
"Yeah, again. I thought you weren't supposed to get home for a couple of hours so when I heard the door slam shut I got a little startled." I was rummaging around looking for the dustpan, so I didn't see Edward walk over to me, with something in his hand.
"You've disappointed me, Jasper."
"What?" I asked, turning around with one eyebrow raised. I was about to say something else, but whatever it was it got caught in my throat.
Edward had taken off his clothing and was now standing a few feet from me sporting nothing but a boner and a paddle, "Someone must be punished."
I opened and closed my mouth a few times, intent on saying something, but nothing came out. He walked over to me, grabbed the collar of my shirt and threw me down on the bed.
When I got my bearings back, I looked up to see him standing over me, "Take off your clothes."
"Wha—"
"Take off your clothes!" he said again, cutting me off.
I was too dumbstruck to object, so I did what I was told and quickly took off my clothes, which was rather easy considering I was only wearing a shirt and some sweats.
Once I was naked, Edward lovingly ran a hand down my chest before he grabbed my shoulder and roughly turned me over. I gasped out at the surprise and tried to get back up again but his arm across my back stopped me.
He leaned further down and I could feel his erection resting on my ass. He kissed my neck before he stood back up.
Smack, the crack of the paddle rang out in the silent room.
"You have been very naughty, love." He whispered. "Do you know what I do to naughty boys?"
A strangled groan was all that I could say, another smack, "You will answer when I ask you a question."
"No," I gasped out. Edward's hands were lovingly rubbing over my ass, soothing the pain he had just caused with the paddle. I could hardly form a coherent thought; all of the blood had rushed from my brain down to my cock, which was now way too hard.
"Bad boys get punished," he whispered in my ear, causing chills to run up my spine. Another swat, and this time I cried out in a mixture of pain and pleasure, my ass rising off the bed.
"Do you know what your cries do to me, Jasper?"
"Mmm," I groaned as he lifted me onto my knees on the bed so that my back was now resting against his chest. His hands were now snaking their way around my waist, inching their way closer to my painfully hard erection. His fingers ghosted across the head, barely touching, but making me gasp nonetheless.
He gripped me firmly and whispered in my ear, "I want you to cum for me, Jasper. Do you understand?"
"Y-yes," His hand was stroking me up and down and I was already unbearably close. "Edward, please! Faster!" He complied and his strokes were gaining speed and I was thrusting into his hand.
I was so close; he was kissing my neck, nibbling here and there and when he got to that one certain spot I knew I was going to explode. I bucked forward a couple more times before I came violently over his hand and onto the bed. He rubbed his hands across my stomach as I shook in the bliss of my orgasm.
When I stopped shaking he threw me back onto the bed and flipped me over so that I was on my back. He crawled onto the bed and attacked my mouth.
"I'm going to fuck you so hard, Baby." He whispered, sitting back up onto his heels.
I heard, rather than saw, him open a bottle of lube. I was expecting him to prepare me a little, like he normally did, but was surprised when I felt the head of his dick at my entrance.
He moaned, pushing in further. "You're so tight."
My fists were grabbing handfuls of the blanket, "Oh, god." I gasped in pleasure.
He pushed in faster at the sound of my voice and was soon pumping into me with a vengeance. I was already hard again and I felt Edward grip my shaft and start to pump in time with his thrusts. The pleasure was too much and I knew I was going to cum again before he even had the chance to.
I cried out as I came all across my stomach. Edward was still pumping in and out of me and it felt like my orgasm never stopped. I was panting and Edward's thrusts were becoming erratic and I knew he was going to cum soon.
He pumped a few more times before he moaned and I felt him cum deep inside of me.
He twitched a little and fell on top of me, giving me a big kiss before saying, "That is what I do to bad boys."
A/N: So, what did you think?
