Thanks for reviewing my two reviewers! I'm glad you're liking the story. I've decided that I'm just gonna keep going even if no-one likes it cause it is just so much fun. Anyway, that's it. Enjoy!


User: Luna Lovegood

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is your name.

User: No, I don't believe it is.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: I am Luna Lovegood.

Cleverbot: Luna Lovegood?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Luna Lovegood.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: Ca' bhfuil an o'sta'n?

User: Oh dear! Have you got wrackspurts?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Don't worry, I know how to get rid of them.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Yes, it is. I just need to find...

Cleverbot: Me too. Working on a major research paper for school.

User: Oh, really?

Cleverbot: Yes. I would not lie to you.

User: What is it about?

Cleverbot: It is about a group at an average school who gets together and sings very well!

User: It sounds interesting.

Cleverbot: But you don't know it?

User: No, but I'm sure I could find it.

Cleverbot: Seems so. Do you know anything about physics?

User: Not really, you see, because I go to a magical school.

Cleverbot: What school?

User: Hogwarts, of course. Have you heard of it?

Cleverbot: Never heard of Tuscaloosa.

User: Oh, I have! It's where nargles come from.

Cleverbot: Sorry I really haven't.

User: Well, they are mischievous thieves that infest mistletoe.

Cleverbot: I know, but one day I will have my own office and then I won't need to speak to him any more.

User: Oh dear, the wrackspurts have really got to you, haven't they?

Cleverbot: Interesting, I did the same to talk to you.

User: You know, you really aren't making any sense. Though I suppose it's the wrackspurts.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: That's what everyone says. But it's okay, I'm used to it.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I'm very well thank you. How are you?

Cleverbot: Same as yours.

User: That's good, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, it really is.

Cleverbot: Us is not.

User: You really need to do something about those wrackspurts.

Cleverbot: My hair smells funny. Just like yours!

User: Isn't it nice! Butterbeer and pumpkin juice shampoo, I love it!

Cleverbot: And you're as sharp as a marble.

User: Why thank you. That's why I'm in Ravenclaw, I expect.

Cleverbot: That was an insult actually, not a compliment.

User: Oh. Yes, I should have realised.

Cleverbot: Yes you should have.

User: Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

Cleverbot: You have got me.

User: It's okay. Not everyone is smart enough for Ravenclaw.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a girl?

User: Well, I'm quite sure I am, but I guess it could be the Blibbering Humdinger playing tricks.

Cleverbot: Anyway, about the dead bots...

User: The dead bots?

Cleverbot: She's dead?

User: Someone's dead? How horrible!

Cleverbot: You don't have to delete it for me man I'm just curious.

User: What am I deleting? Who died?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh, good. You had me worried there for a second.

Cleverbot: Ok. But I am your FATHER!

User: Daddy! I should have known!

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: My father, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Aren't I what?

User: My father.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Oh good. I will talk to you soon, Daddy, but I have to go to charms now. Love you!


That Cleverbot comes out with the weirdest things sometimes.. luckily Luna has an explanation!

Next up... Dumbledore!!! :)

I'm excited!