Thanks for reviewing my two reviewers! I'm glad you're liking the story. I've decided that I'm just gonna keep going even if no-one likes it cause it is just so much fun. Anyway, that's it. Enjoy!
User: Luna Lovegood
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Hi, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: No, I don't believe it is.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: I am Luna Lovegood.
Cleverbot: Luna Lovegood?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Luna Lovegood.
User: That's right.
Cleverbot: Ca' bhfuil an o'sta'n?
User: Oh dear! Have you got wrackspurts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Don't worry, I know how to get rid of them.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Yes, it is. I just need to find...
Cleverbot: Me too. Working on a major research paper for school.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Yes. I would not lie to you.
User: What is it about?
Cleverbot: It is about a group at an average school who gets together and sings very well!
User: It sounds interesting.
Cleverbot: But you don't know it?
User: No, but I'm sure I could find it.
Cleverbot: Seems so. Do you know anything about physics?
User: Not really, you see, because I go to a magical school.
Cleverbot: What school?
User: Hogwarts, of course. Have you heard of it?
Cleverbot: Never heard of Tuscaloosa.
User: Oh, I have! It's where nargles come from.
Cleverbot: Sorry I really haven't.
User: Well, they are mischievous thieves that infest mistletoe.
Cleverbot: I know, but one day I will have my own office and then I won't need to speak to him any more.
User: Oh dear, the wrackspurts have really got to you, haven't they?
Cleverbot: Interesting, I did the same to talk to you.
User: You know, you really aren't making any sense. Though I suppose it's the wrackspurts.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: That's what everyone says. But it's okay, I'm used to it.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm very well thank you. How are you?
Cleverbot: Same as yours.
User: That's good, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, it really is.
Cleverbot: Us is not.
User: You really need to do something about those wrackspurts.
Cleverbot: My hair smells funny. Just like yours!
User: Isn't it nice! Butterbeer and pumpkin juice shampoo, I love it!
Cleverbot: And you're as sharp as a marble.
User: Why thank you. That's why I'm in Ravenclaw, I expect.
Cleverbot: That was an insult actually, not a compliment.
User: Oh. Yes, I should have realised.
Cleverbot: Yes you should have.
User: Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
Cleverbot: You have got me.
User: It's okay. Not everyone is smart enough for Ravenclaw.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are a girl?
User: Well, I'm quite sure I am, but I guess it could be the Blibbering Humdinger playing tricks.
Cleverbot: Anyway, about the dead bots...
User: The dead bots?
Cleverbot: She's dead?
User: Someone's dead? How horrible!
Cleverbot: You don't have to delete it for me man I'm just curious.
User: What am I deleting? Who died?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Oh, good. You had me worried there for a second.
Cleverbot: Ok. But I am your FATHER!
User: Daddy! I should have known!
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: My father, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Aren't I what?
User: My father.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Oh good. I will talk to you soon, Daddy, but I have to go to charms now. Love you!
That Cleverbot comes out with the weirdest things sometimes.. luckily Luna has an explanation!
Next up... Dumbledore!!! :)
I'm excited!
