Todd and Johnny (c) Jhonen
Todd 2.0 (c) me

Squee Vs. The Sims
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Todd Casil loves video games. Especially the Sims series. SimCity, Sim Theme Park… he owns them all. But tonight…..

"STUPID GAME!" Todd screamed, throwing the controller against Johnny's living room wall.

"Squeegee, calm down. It's just fantasy," Nny called from the kitchen, apparently making a nice dinner for the two of them.

Todd picked up the controller and mumbled under his breath at the screen, "Stupid characters don't do what I tell them to. They're idiots."

On the screen were two men. One looked exactly like Todd, emo hair and all, changing into his pajamas. The other had shorter bluish hair, and was walking into the room that his roommate was changing in. He immediately left the room, outbursting.

'8 PM Sim time,' Todd thought, fumbling with the keys, 'Was it up or A button.'

The man named 'Nny' walked back into the room, and climbed into the bed. Todd directed the one called 'Squee' towards that bed, a wide smile on his face. But the character objected to the idea, walking away and stamping his feet.

"NNY! WHERE'S THE BUTTON THAT MAKES TWO CHARACTERS SHARE A BED?" Todd yelled, frustrated, squinting at the screen.

"Are they boy and girl? If they are, its sort of automatic," Johnny sighed, holding his head in pain from the yelling, "Dinner's ready Squee. Just save it for the night."

"Stupid straight video game," Todd spurt, shutting off his console, "So biased."