Hey guys! Imma back! Now today I am going to apologize in advance for this fic being slow to the extreme (Ryohei!) on the romance front (RYOHEI! XD). IMMA SO SOWWY BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE FOR ANYTHING TO REALLY HAPPEN (though there will be some cute moments cause I am not that evil XD) Kyaaahhhhhh, Lambo's character song is just TOO cute! Yeah, I'm writing about Varia whilst listening to a five year old singing. Very appropriate Discoabc, very appropriate. *Suddenly freezes* OMG BEL IS SINGING! I'm in love with his awesome voice…but I can't decide between him and Hibari. Hmm, how to decide…I KNOW! SINGING BATTLE (since Hibari will probably own Bel in a fight. NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE FACE! NOT HIS CUTE FACE!)! Shout outs…

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leena456: I'm glad you find Elizabeth funny :) Cause if you didn't then I guess this fic would be kinda screwed…XD And so here is the next chappie for you! Oh, and since you don't know how fast I update on my other story be prepared for this thing to be updated everyday. Yep, I'm dedicated…sometimes TOO dedicated…XD

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR. If I did then I would put Bel, Hibari, Fran and Hyper dying will Tsuna in one room and wait for hell to occur XD And cameras would be involved too…

Chapter 2: Getting to know insanity

Elizabeth woke up and sat up in her bed, yawning. The girl shifted slowly out of her bed and looked around her room for her wardrobe. Her clothing had been sent before her, something she was glad of since she had taken WAY too much clothing. Meh, she's a girl. It's in our DNA. She finally found what she was looking for and pulled it open to reveal her new Varia uniform. Elizabeth sighed and quickly put it on before examining the outfit.

"Hmm, pretty good but I wish I got to wear my own clothes like in England," she murmured in approval. She was wearing the usual Varia Jacket but instead of ending at her thighs like everybody else it ended it her waist. Under her unzipped jacket was a red t-shirt with a black target on it, the words 'Take your best shot' underneath. Very appropriate for an assassin. The girl also wore a short black skirt and black thigh-high socks, which upon seeing Elizabeth instantly shouted S.S.S that stood for Slut Socks and Skirt. But hey, Elizabeth had to admit they looked good on her (not that she was a slut). On her feet she wore bright red conversers with black targets on the side. She grinned as she put on her A-rank storm ring and waltzed out of her room happily, ignoring the huge amount of knives which were currently embedded in her wall. How the hell was she meant to know that Bel didn't like people touching his crown? HOW?

"I'm hungry~!" she sang as she walked into the dining room.

"I'll be there in a second Eliza-chan! Oh and we are having pancakes," Lussuria called from the kitchen as he cooked pancakes.

"YAY! PANCAKES!" Elizabeth instantly sat down next to Bel who grinned at her.

"You sure you are twenty-six peasant?" he asked her as he took a sip of his coffee.

"You sure you are a prince?" Elizabeth asked as she poured herself some tea. Ahhh, the one liquid that made the girl instantly happy.

"Ushi shi shi, of course I'm a PRINCE," Bel laughed.

"Ushi shi shi, of course I'm twenty-six," Elizabeth replied, smiling contently. She had her tea and that was all she needed. Suddenly Levi came flying through the door and flew along the table, knocking over everything on the table.

"VOOOOOOIIIIIIII! YOU IDIOT!" Squalo yelled.

"Boss…why?" Levi murmured as he stood up, looking as if he were about to cry.

"Ushi shi shi, he is going to die~!" Bel sang as he got to his feet, annoyed about how his coffee had been destroyed. He was about to get his knives out when he saw Elizabeth walking up to Levi, a disturbing smile on her face.

"Leviathan~!" she sang as she walked towards him.

"Wha-" Levi began but was cut off when Elizabeth suddenly kicked him hard in the stomach and he was sent flying into a wall.

"That's what you get for killing my tea you bastard," Elizabeth shot him a glare before flouncing back to the table and sitting down. "Luss-nee, where's breakfast?" she then called, a smile plastered on her face.

"Coming!" Lussuria walked into the room, a pink frilly apron tied around his waist. The man set down the pancakes and Elizabeth began to eat them greedily. "Ara? What happened to Levi?" Lussuria then asked upon seeing the man covered in blood.

"He killed my tea so he had to die," Elizabeth told him between mouthfuls.

"Oh Levi! You bad boy!" Lussuria tutted. Bel then threw a knife at the blood-covered man. When Lussuria scowled at him he shrugged.

"He killed the Prince's coffee," the boy announced as he sat back down and began to eat pancakes as well. Xanxus then walked into the room glaring at everybody.

"Trash, where is my food?" he growled as he sat down, not seeming to care about the mess of crockery and glass on the table which had been caused by Levi flying across it.

"Coming boss!" Lussuria brought him a plate of steak and a glass of wine. Xanxus began to eat it greedily, not caring what everybody else thought of him. Lussuria tutted as he passed Bel, Fran and Elizabeth. "Children, I want you to promise me you won't drink alcohol in the morning," he told them. Fran and Elizabeth nodded whilst Bel simply threw a knife at the green haired man.

"Ushi shi shi, you are NOT my mother," he told them darkly.

"Oi, trash," everybody looked at Xanxus. "Who did this to him?" he asked, pointing to Levi. Levi instantly perked up.

"Boss cares about me?" he wondered.

"Err, half of it was you boss and the other half may have been me," Elizabeth told him. Before Xanxus could say anything she jumped to her feet. "BUT HE DESERVED IT! HE KILLED MY TEA!" she yelled defensively.

"And my coffee," Bel added. Fran looked at him.

"Why do you care about your coffee so much sempai?" he asked which caused another knife to be thrown at his head. 'Click'. Everybody watched as Xanxus raised his guns.

"VOOOOIIIII! What are you doing?" Squalo yelled. "She may be annoying but it will take us FOREVER to find another person to agree to be that fake prince's lieutenant."

"OI! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANNOYING?" Elizabeth yelled.

"Ushi shi shi, who are you calling fake prince?" Bel took out a few knives and began to aim them at Squalo.

"Trash," Xanxus said and fired the guns at…Levi.

"BOSS! WHY?" Levi yelled as he caught on fire and jumped out of the window into a water fountain.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SERVES YOU RIGHT TEA MURDERER!" Elizabeth laughed.

"And coffee murderer," Bel reminded her as he put his knives away. Elizabeth then turned to face Xanxus.

"You owned him. LIKE A BOSS!" she gave him the thumbs up before she began to eat her pancakes again. Xanxus put his guns away and began to eat his steak again. After a few minutes he paused.

"Belphegor," his low voice rumbled.

"Yes boss?"

"Train that trash. She may be useful in the future," he said, referring to Elizabeth. Bel grinned.

"Yes boss," he replied and grabbed the girl by the back of the neck before dragging her off the chair.

"NOOOO! MY PANCAKES!" she wailed as Bel threw her over his shoulder. Luckily for her she was wearing shorts underneath the skirt so no embarrassing moments would occur but even if she wasn't wearing them she wouldn't of cared, her pancakes meaning more to her than her own pride. "LUSS-NEE! SAVE ME!" she shrieked as the laughing prince carried her out of the room.

"Have fun children~!" Lussuria waved goodbye to them. He then turned to Fran. "Aw, big sister Eliza-chan and big brother Bel-chan have left you behind have they?" he cooed. Fran nodded. "You poor thing! How about you spend the day with Luss-nee?"

"Long haired shark captain?" Fran called out to Squalo.

"VOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! MY NAME IS NOT LONG HAIRED SHARK CAPTAIN!" Squalo yelled.

"Are there any new missions? It's just I don't want to be with Lussuria. Alone," the boy said in his monotone voice.

"WAAAH! HOW COULD YOU REJECT ME LIKE THAT FRAN?" Lussuria sobbed and ran away.

"VOI! There is one we need an illusionist for so go do it and get out of my sight!" Squalo roared as he threw a piece of paper at the boy and left the room leaving Fran and Xanxus alone.

"Ah, I'm melting," Fran suddenly melted into a puddle of water and then the liquid turned into frogs that bounded out of the room. Xanxus simply kept on eating, not caring about what had just happened.

To Bel and Elizabeth

"My pancakes lie over the ocean, my pancakes lie over the sea! My pancakes lie over the ocean. Oh, bring back my pancakes to me~!" Elizabeth sang as Bel continued to carry her away. "Bring back, bring back, bring back my pancakes to me, TO ME! Bring back, bring back, bring back my pancakes to meeee~!"

"Ushi shi shi, do you want to die?" Bel asked her.

"If I die then I'll meet my tea in heaven," Elizabeth replied instantly. "And I'll seduce your coffee so it will never go back to you."

"Ushi shi shi, have a nice time in hell then!" Bel kicked open a door which led into a room with five lions inside.

"I'll send you a postcard!" Elizabeth laughed before realizing something. "Hey, I'm not going to hell!" she shrieked as he threw her inside.

"Bye bi~!" Bel waved goodbye as he shut the door.

"KYYYYYYAAAAAAAH!" Elizabeth's screams were heard all around Varia HQ. Bel grinned.

"I wonder how much blood she is gonna spill?" he laughed to himself.

"VOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!" Squalo's yell brought Bel out of his daydream about blood.

"What?" he snapped.

"IF YOU HAVE KILLED HER THEN YOU ARE DEAD!" the longhaired captain screeched at the boy. Bel shrugged.

"If she couldn't survive that then she can't be in the Varia," he said but opened the door anyway, expecting to see blood splattered across the walls.

"…And so the mummy lion told her children never to go out at night and the children agreed since that had been too much excitement to last their whole lives. The end," Elizabeth snapped shut the huge book she had been reading from and smiled at the bloodthirsty lions which had fallen asleep. "Ah, captain Bel!" the girl got to her feet and jumped towards the astounded boy happily.

"Ushi shi shi, you made them fall asleep?" he asked the girl.

"Yep!" the girl replied, grinning.

"But those lions have been trained to kill on sight! How did she…?" Squalo wondered. "I can't even see any weapons on her!"

"Ushi shi shi~! It seems that was too easy for you peasant!" Bel sniggered. "Let's make it harder," he threw her over his shoulder again and raced off with Elizabeth now screaming something about the lions and how 'poor' and 'defenseless' they were.

Later

"No."

"Ushi shi shi~! This is an order from your captain."

"BUT-!"

"Do it NOW!" Bel pushed the girl into Xanxus's room and shut the door behind her, smirking. Elizabeth walked up to her boss who was asleep on his bed.

"I'm really sorry boss," she apologized as she revealed the marker pen in her hand and leant downwards…

A little while later

"Ushi shi shi~! I've had a good idea peasant!" Bel grinned at his lieutenant who simply scowled, glancing over her shoulder every few seconds. She was expecting Xanxus to race up behind her with his guns poised any second now and, quite frankly, was terrified of it actually happening. Elizabeth was the type of girl to agree to do anything crazy but also the type of person who regretted it immediately after doing it. Apart from when she kicked Levi. That bastard killed her tea (and Bel's coffee) and deserved to die!

"What?" the girl eventually answered the prince.

"Let's burn HQ down~!" he sang as he walked into Squalo's room and lit up his ring with flames. He then walked over to a curtain and set it alight. Elizabeth watched as the whole room was set on fire, not wanting to stop the boy. In fact, she considered it payback for Squalo calling her stupid and annoying. "Ushi shi shi, let's go!" Bel began to run down the corridor.

"But the fire won't spread that quickly!" Elizabeth said as she raced after him. BOOM!

"The room next to his is filled with explosives!" Bel grinned as he glanced behind him, the corridor behind him now burning nicely.

"Oh I see," Elizabeth now began to run as quickly as she could as fire licked at her heels. The two jumped down a flight of stairs and through various corridors before eventually jumping out a window and landing in a water fountain. As soon as they jumped the whole building exploded into flames. "Well, that was lucky," Elizabeth commented as she waded her way out of the water.

"Ushi shi shi~!" Bel's laughter notified her that he agreed with her last statement. Then the girl realized something.

"SHIT! ALL MY STUFF IS IN THERE!" she was about to race into the burning building when all the fire was suddenly put out. The girl looked up to see Squalo and all his squad members flying using flame shoes and using their rain flames to put the fire out. "Hey, does using rain flames actually put out fires?" Elizabeth wondered. Bel shrugged.

"Like I care," Bel jumped skillfully out of the water fountain, slightly annoyed at how quickly the Varia members had reacted. He had wanted to cause chaos for a bit longer.

"Trash," the two spun around to see Xanxus standing behind them, guns pointing at their head. On their boss's face was writing which said 'I LOVE LEVI! He is like the coolest guy ever and I would totally rape him' along with a few love hearts.

"Err, hey boss! Had a nice sleep?" Elizabeth asked him whilst edging away.

"Who did this?" he growled. The two twenty-six year olds looked at each other and nodded.

"Levi," they both said in unison.

"What?" Levi asked as he popped out from nowhere.

"TRASH!" Xanxus yelled as he fired his guns at the man, making him jump into a water fountain again. Bel and Elizabeth both smirked as Xanxus dragged Levi out of the water and continued to fire at him. Squalo, who was watching the whole thing, paled. Elizabeth and Bel together resulted in stuff like THIS? He groaned as he thought of what the two would do next.

"Maybe it would have been better if I killed her when I first saw her," he thought as Fran suddenly appeared.

"Hmm, what happened? And why is boss killing Levi?" the illusionist wondered. He then walked over to Elizabeth and Bel who were sniggering about Levi being shot by their livid boss. "Cute sempai, fake prince, why is Levi being murdered by boss?" he asked them.

"Because he killed my tea," Elizabeth told him seriously.

"And my coffee," Bel added.

Squalo: I fear for Varia. No, I fear for the WORLD!

Elizabeth: Captain Bel, is girly shark's room completely destroyed now?

Squalo: WHAT?

Bel: Ushi shi shi~! Of course it is peasant

Squalo: You. Guys. Are. DEAD!

Elizabeth: Luss-nee! Squalo is trying to kill Bel and me!

Lussuria: *Gasp* You dare kill our children?

Bel: Ushi shi shi, I am NOT your child!

Fran: Cute sempai, is fake prince in denial as well?

Bel: *Throws knife at Fran* Die you un-cute kohai!

Discoabc: You guys are so violent…BUT I LOVE YOU!

Xanxus: Die trash *points gun at Levi*

Levi: Why boss, WHY?

Elizabeth: XD

Bel: XD

Squalo: We are all doomed…

Bel: Review and I'll come hunt you down~!

Discoabc: COME FOR ME BEL, COME FOR ME!

Elizabeth: …I'm based off her right? RIGHT?

Discoabc: Bye bi!

Bel: …She stole my catchphrase. *Gets out knives* She will DIE

Discoabc: HELP ME *Runs*

Bel: Ushi shi shi~! *Runs after her*

Elizabeth: Hahaha, wait! If she dies then don't I die? *Runs after the two of them* WAIT BEL! DON'T KILL HER!

Lussuria: Squ-chan, our children are growing up *sniff*

Squalo: VOOOOOIIIIIIIIII! THEY ARE NOT OUR CHILDREN!

Fran: Whatever you say daddy Squalo

Squalo: VOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII! YOU ARE DEAD!

Fran: *Runs after Bel, Discoabc and Elizabeth*

Squalo: *Runs after Fran*

Lussuria: *Realizes he is alone with Xanxus and a dead Levi and runs after them* WAIT FOR ME!

Xanxus: Trash.