A/N: Maaan, FanFiction has too many bugs. It ain't submittin' mah stories right away. ANNOYING FUCKERS. Ahemmm... anyway, I'm just assuming this story is good, so here's a lovely update... when y'all 're actually able to read it. But... awww, don't be offended at the language. I'll repeat myself... if you don't like this story, skip it and continue on with life. I think this is the chapter with the "smex" stuff, too. I dunno.

I don't claim anything in this story. No point.

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-Janga's POV-

That night, after leaving th' shitty hospital... it was damn near impossible fer me t' get any sleep. Fuckin' cabbit, all the blame goes t' that fag. He jus'... he had this vibe rubbin' off him that felt like th' same as Butz. Drivin' me fuckin' insane. But th' look in 'is big, purely golden eyes... shit, what the fuck am I thinkin'? What the hell is so alluring about this male cabbit? I could surely go for better...

...Annd I jus' now notice it's mornin'? Alright, I guess it's time t' go pay the little weirdo a visit...

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Right as I opened the door, I saw the kid just sittin' there upright... starin' at me...

"On cue, just as I expected." he said brightly. ...What, is the freak spyin' on me?

"You're lookin' well..." I blinked. I barely know 'im, and he freaks me out.

"Mhm!" he leaped up, standing on the bed, "I make a fast recovery. The doctor said I could leave sometime this evening. Errr... mind if I hang with you until I get back to Breezegale? It's such a long distance from here, and all..." Klonoa looked at me with... that stupid kind of face... I sighed.

"I have a feelin' yer not gonna let me say no, so..."

"Oh, Janga-chan! Thank you!!" he literally flew and tackled me in such happiness. What's there to be so excited 'bout? I don't see shit.

"Ya should be fuckin' restin', ya know." I stated sternly as he started gettin' that disgusting lust in his eyes. He put his lips up against mine as if he wasn't facin' any kind o' threat. I'm fuckin' Janga with Poison Claws for fuck's sake! He should be scared... I did poison him twice, after all... then he suddenly spoke.

"C'mon, Janga. You know you wanna do this." ...and he was right. Klonoa fuckin' lured me into his Goddamn spell, appearantly. This fact was pissin' me off, but I wasn't gonna say nothin' 'bout that. I decided to lift him up and put 'im back in bed. Simply 'cause ya never know if a doctor er someone would come in. ...Not that I'd care, the public would.

"Later, 'kay? Better keep yer mouth shut, kid, I swear...--"

"--About what? I won't say a single word. My lips are sealed." he motioned that stupid ol' zip across his lips. I guess 'cause he's the "hero", I could go ahead 'n' trust his word.. ha, that's a good laugh right there.

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Later on... Klonoa was outta the hospital. I wuz feelin' a bit more trustin', he hadn't said a peep 'bout his sudden mood. Guess he was jus' too lost in his teenaged hormonal actions t' care. Once we got somewhere secluded, he was all over me like nothin' you'd ever see before. It was... of course, flatterin' t' have so much attention... seein' as I didn't have this much since Butz. Shit... this kid is a hell of a lot younger than Butz was, but his actions 're ten times better. Strange, eh?

"Mmf... Klonoa, I---" I started sayin' 'fore hearin' some rustlin' in some nearby bushes. Of course, this shit made me paranoid... like someone was stalkin' 'n' watchin' us... I threw th' kid off an' leapt up to try 'n' figure it out.

"Wh-who's there?" Klonoa cautiously spoke out, jus' as paranoid as I wuz.

"Mooooooo..." a small, animal-like voice said softly in reply. A mere fuckin' Moo. Shitface.

"That's all it is...? Shit, that was fuckin' retarded." I growled in th' bottom o' m' throat. Klonoa nodded, starting to push me so I could get th' hint of goin' back to where we were, I caught on quickly.

"As long as it wasn't something serious... it shouldn't matter." he tried gettin' my attention back to him, I wuz jus' waitin' fer the moo to leave. We don't need no one watching. Once the Moo wuz gone, things took off quickly from there. Our clothes were off, an' instantly he changed into a completely different character. A beast in heat, maybe? I think that's what they'd call 'em.

I think I took all of his innocence after that, he didn't complain er nothin'. His cheeks blushed deeply while he let out... the softest, longest moan I'd ever heard. His sex urge was gone after that point. It was the first time in my life I've ever felt...

Happy...

"Mmm... Janga-chan?" Klonoa whispered softly, snugglin' into m' chest. His cheek felt so... soft against mine...

"Yeah, kid?" I simply replied, shifting comfortably under Klonoa's... surprisingly light weight. He suddenly paused, lookin' at me square in the eyes... kinda like a deer facin' headlights.

"You've never really been happy, have you? You're so... angry all the time..." ...What the fuck? Is he psychic er somethin'? I sighed, lookin' up at the sky. I can't jus' answer and be expected to spill out m' life story, that'd be fuckin' retarded. Gotta reply casually.

"I suppose so. Let's not get into that, 'kay?" I said while rubbing my claws against his back slightly roughly.

"Like... how did you and Guntz come to be?" he continued, pretty much ignorin' me. "He kept saying how you killed his father, and I thou---"

"----Just drop it an' shut up! Not another word about it, or I'll cut'chya." I dug in a little deeper, making the boy yelp out in threatened pain.

He instantly rose up, gatherin' his things before standing there and starin' at me, tears in his eyes... with the look that showed off the words, "Why? Why would you do that to me? I was just curious..." ...shit. I hate always havin' to feel like the bad guy. Can't help that the fucker was startin' to cross the line...

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It had been at least a week or two since I saw the li'l guy. I'll admit it to myself, I missed him. He had a lot of passion an' fire, fer bein' jus' a child. But that had t' pay a price, he got worked up over nothin'. Fuck it, I don't care. He doesn't like me, anyway, just in it for the sex. But... will I ever be seein' him again? Surely I would, him bein' the Dream Traveller an' all... okay, I wanna be with him again.

Then... I heard an obnoxious li'l voice. High-pitched, friendly, nowhere near villainous.

"Oh, Janga-chaaaaan!" he sang out from the outside o' me bedroom, tapping on the door. Of course, it had to be Joka.

"What the fuck do you want?" I growled very deeply, showin' off I wuz not in the mood fer talkin'. Instead of takin' the hint, he invited himself in. God damn pissant...

"I thought you'd like to hear that Garlen's finally becoming successful in his world domination project." he looked up at me, smilin' in wait fer a response. I mentally shrugged, then grinned back at him.

"Ah, really? So the fat jackass's actually done somethin' worthwhile now?" he bobbed 'is entire body, I could only assume it wuz supposed t' be a nod.

"Yep! Except, the Dream Traveller and his friends are still hot on the trail. Things are going to go downhill if you don't pitch in and do what you can to stall them."

...Shit.

"W... why can't you go out first, Joka?" I said in a tone to try an' hide the nervousness. I don't want to go out there...

"Me? Oh, Heavens no! I'll go out later. I still have a few extra things to do before I actually put myself in battle. But you, on the other hand... you aren't doing anything at all but staring out the window, daydreaming like some wishful little girl," obviously at that point, he wuz tryin' mah patience, "So I'm guessing your situation isn't as important."

"Wow... you're really willin' to say that to someone like me?" I hissed, scratching my claws up against him. This got through as an actual threat to the little fucker, so he started to back off nervously.

"I... I mean... please, Janga-chan?" he folded his hands together and looked at me in what he called his "innocence" look. I sighed and nodded. I couldn't get away with saying no to th' freak, so I'd just hafta put on a mask an' act like m' usual badass self around Klonoa and his fuckin' freak friends. I left soon after without sayin' a single word.

Not soon after did I run into Klonoa an' his stupidassed friends. Butz's whelp pissed me off above each of them, with that "vengance" bullshit an' all. He just plain would not shut up 'bout how he was gonna kill me, how Butz was this fantastic person, blah blah blah... Couldn't even pay attention to the kiddo, not with Klonoa standing in battle stance right next to him. Life's a bitch, ain't it? Always gotta turn its back on you and bite you in the ass.

Fuck.

"Janga! You're goin' down this time!!" Guntz called out furiously, aimin' his gun at whatever place that would attempt to hit me. Snappin' back to reality, I smirked and started to get mah mind runnin' on track with this situation.

"Oh? You so sure 'bout that, boy? Do you happen to remember what happened th' last time you challenged me? Kikiki..." and... of course, the kid went off on a talkin' frenzy once again. This bastard's annoyin', that's why he reminds me nothin' o' Butz. Klonoa, on the other hand... ugh, this is pissin' me off even worse.

A bullet across the cheek got me goin'. I'll be able to think straight now.

"Alright, you'ved crossed the line with that...!" I hissed like a madman at Guntz, then lashed out to attack him as fast as I could go.

Klonoa actually stood infront of him in defense, causin' me to be thrown off and smack hard against the ground. He. Defended. My worst. Enemy. I could only lay there in utter an' complete confusion... while listenin' to Guntz insultin' me in the background. After a moment of thought, I lept up and teleported away.

Never again will I bother trustin' another soul. Ever. If that shit's gonna be pulled off once more, it ain't worth it. Society can go ahead an' fuck themselves.

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I tried my best with this chapter... n.n I feel like it's a bit... slow or something.

WOW. Just. Wow. I can imagine I'm gonna have a few people bitin' my ass with the visualation of Janga getting laid with Klonoa, of all people. Or something. Actually, if I was allowed to get right down to detail, I prolly would... xD Lmao. An' stuff. Alright, people, it's 4:17 in the morning. Let's keep the "WTFPLZ" shiz down to a minimum.