Dude, Where's My Tree?
Chapter TWO!
Mew: Yay! Chapter two!! Thank you all for reviewing! I was kinda surprised how many people from What Color are Yams?'s reviews showed up again! Thank you all for reviewing, and I hope that this whole story will turn out great and likable for you all. ; Welcome to the second chappie of Dude, Where's My Tree?! –bows-
Disclaimer: Mew doesn't own Harvest Moon.
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Rose was dragging Koki outside by the back of his overalls, giving him an awful wedgies that would eventually chafe. "Rose! Rose!! Are your trees so important you'd cause pain to your best friend?"
"Tree hater." Rose mumbled and kept walking, Koki's pants in tow.
About fifty steps later, the two were at the site of… nothing. Rose dropped Koki on the ground, or more threw him down.
"See?" asked Rose.
"Is that a trick question?" Koki asked, not sure what he was supposed to 'see'.
"My tree is gone!"
Koki looked at her like she'd- oh, yeah, she never had I mind to lose.
"Yes, I'm sure this is where I left it!!!" she yelled, "Are you going to help me find it or not?"
"I'll think about it, but seriously, I don't know where to start."
So they went inside and
ate ashes- I mean dinner that was 'slightly' overcooked, as Rose
said. And after dinner, Rose and Koki left Marlin with the laundry,
because it's a REAL man's job, (lol) and Suichi with his Sailor
Moon movie, and went to stare at the place where the tree was.
"We've
got to get to the roots of this problem." Koki said.
"I'll go get the shovel!" Rose sang, skipping off.
"Huh? Wait- what?" Koki yelled, running after her.
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After digging for five minutes, Rose fell to the floor, exhausted and out of shape. "Got any gum?" she asked Koki, who was putting on chap stick.
"No."
"Got any chap stick??"
Koki put the chap stick's cap back on, knowing very well that Rose intened to use chap stick for the same purpose. "Nope, sorry."
"I want some whipped cream!" Rose whined, running into the house to Marlin, who hid the whipped cream two hours ago when he found Rose had eaten four cans of it, going on five.
Koki shook his head. How is it that Rose was practically a billionaire, but still couldn't use a shovel, after getting rich off farming? Maybe that scientist dude in the valley could tell them what was going on. While he was thinking, he failed to notice the really big lump in the ground, rushing toward him at top speed. Suddenly, he turned around, screamed like a girl, and ran into the house.
Rose was sitting at the table, happily eating (?) whipped cream from a bowl with chocolate syrup. "Lawn gnomes again?" she asked.
Koki shook his head. "It was bigger."
"What lawn gnomes?" Marlin asked.
"Oh, it's in a fanfiction Mew plans to write." Rose said, finishing off the whipped cream, "More please!"
"Huh?" Marlin interjected (?)
"Shhh… she's listening!" Rose shushed, looking at the ceiling.
"Who?"
"Mew."
"Where?"
"Everywhere!!"
"Did you take your medicine?"
"She's telling the truth." Said Suichi, "There's this girl with too much time on her hands who writes stories about us."
"She must have a lot of time on her hands." Marlin said with a laugh.
Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Koki remembered what he was going to do, but Rose started yelling before he could say. "Nooo! We've angered Mew!"
"No, mom, the cows are tap dancing again."
"Oh, well in that case…" Rose began to tap dance.
"Hey, I'll be right back…" said Koki.
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"The trees are what?" asked Daryll.
"Disappearing into thin air."
"And what do you want me to do about it?"
"Well, you're a scientist, so I was hoping you could tell me if there was a scientific reason for this."
Daryll looked up from his knitting, "Not that I can thin of, no. Have you tried looking in another part of the farm, or underground?"
Koki nodded in an annoyed way.
"Then I can't help. Go ask fancy-pants Carter!"
And Koki was mysteriously outside. Oh, no, could this be a plot hole? He looked around, confused. "Darn plot holes…"
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"Where were you?" asked Rose.
"Geeze, mom, what's with you?" asked Koki, hey who doesn't talk to their best friend like that?
"Fine, don't tell me! But I wont tell you the solution I thought up…"
"Tell me and I'll give you candy."
"Okay! Let's go see Carter and give Flora some food!"
This advise sounded familiar, but coming from Rose, it sounded better than coming from Daryll, why was he knitting, anyway? We may never know…
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Mew: Sorry, I had to end it there. ; Well, see you next chapter!
