(Set either pre-movie or very early on in the film, the goblins try and cheer up Bog by reminding him how evil and intimidating he is.)


We've cut down all the primroses, Bog King,

So please stop looking so down.

Come on, strike some dramatic poses, Bog King.

You're a drama king of renown.

"What?"

No one in the Forest's as mighty as you.

So bristling, wrathful, and cross!

No one gets angry or smite-y like you,

And that is why you are the boss!

We all fear the Bog King,

And revere the Bog King;

We don't dare to be less than sincere to Bog King!

He may be blistering with distrust,

But the goblins serve him loyally.

You can ask any Thang, Stuff, or Brutus;

They're all devoted to him absolutely!

No one's big like Bog King;

Got the wings like Bog King;

No one's got such a long and sharp chin as Bog King!

"I suppose that, yes, I'm intimidating!"

My, what a guy, that Bog King!

First he'll say 'what',

Then he'll kick your butt –

And who else could match

His awesome power strut?

No one fights like Bog King –

Smashes lights like Bog King –

No one fills your whole being with fright like Bog King!

For there's none so unquestionably evil,

As vicious, as sharp, or as strong!

The Bog King will not stand for upheaval,

So watch out if you bring a message to him wrong!

No one's trouble like Bog –

Pops your bubble like Bog –

No one's face has that thorny stubble quite like Bog!

"I've got a face only my mother could love –

But don't tell her I said that!"

When he was a lad he was learning to rule

The Dark Forest when he came of age …

Now that he's in charge he's focused on one rule –

All loving the Bog King's forbade!

No one's grim like Bog King!

Scaly-limbed like Bog King;

Banned an emotion on a whim like Bog King –

"Stop the song before I start decapitating!"

My, what a guy…

That Bog!