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Itachi growled at Kisame. His robe was torn and his hair was a mess. One of his sandles were missing.

"You tried to kill me!" yelled Itachi chasing Kisame all over the hideout, "That was attempted murder!!"

"I-it was an accident Itachi-san!" pleaded Kisame, fleeing from his raging comrad, "I couldn't read your writing!"

"What's so difficult to read?!" roared Itachi flinging kunais wildly at Kisame, "I wrote it very clearly!!"

Diedara picked up the shopping list and starred at Itachi's writing in horror. "Oh... My... God..." He whispered, "It's a monster from my worst nightmare..."

Sasori starred at the shopping list. "Ye Gods!" He yelled, As he snagged Itachi with a puppet of his, "Itachi, I'm afraid I have to introduce you to a friend of mine! He's called: ..."

Dramatic... Pause...

"Yes?" asked Itachi, tangled up by strings and wooden body parts, "who?"

"The..." continued sasori in a dramatic Power Rangers pose, "Space Between Words!" Dum Dum Duuummm...

Silence...

Longer Siilence...

Longer...

"O.K." Said Itachi finally starring at Sasori who had not moved a muscle for the past 2 hours, "You made your point."

"Good to see you understand." Grinned Sasori. Not a smart idea.

KLACK... CLICK...

"O Sheet mi jow logged." Grinned Sasori rather unhappily. "Halp ged mai kee daydarra."

"Eesshh, I warned you not to grin like that." Mumbled Diedara searching around his pockets before pulling out a key labled:

SASORI'S JAW KEY

"Here Sasori-san." said Diedara passing the key to him.

"Tanks." Grinned Sasori, placing the key into a slot underneath his jaw and twisting it.

WHIRR... CLACK!

"Phew..." Sighed Sasori, "I hate it when that happens."

"What the?" Said Zetsu suddenly, spinning around, "I suddenly realize that Sasori's supposed to be dead!!"

Silence Again...

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!" Yelled TAL all of a sudden, "THERES TOO MUCH QUIET!!!"

He ran into the kitchen and wasn't seen for the rest of the day.

"Hey..." Said Tobi suddenly, on a completely unrelated issue, "There's a hole in my pocket!"

Kozazu sprang from his seat. "Free change!!" yelled he.

Si...

"No more silence!" yelled Itachi.

But...

"NO!!"

Fine... Anyways...

"Hey! You guys! I'm back!!" Yelled Hidans HeadTM "Just sew me back to my body!"

"Ye gods, arn't you supposed to be dead?" asked sasori inquisitively.

"Arn't you?!" Asked Hidans HeadTM Angrily.

"Ahh, touche."

And Suddenly! A bolt of mysterious purple lightning looking Energy-XTM bolted through the skies and hit the Akatsuki Hideout, turning Kisame into... a goldfish!! Dum Dum Dummmm...

Luckily he came with a free fishtank.

"OMG a free fish!!" yelled Zetsu happily, licking his lips. "I love fish!"

"Gay-ness hmm." said Diedara smirking.

"Not that sort of love, you ninny." Pouted Zetsu angrily, "And besides, how do you know it's a boy?"

"Well! urmmm... hmm, Kisame's missing hmm." replied diedara.

"Don't be daft." mummured Itachi. "Kis-Kis is a shark, not a goldfish."

"Don't call me that!" Kisame tried to say, but all he got was a series of bubbles.

"Hey, Everybody-san! I think goldfish-san is trying to tell us something!!" Yelled Tobi excitedly whilst jumping up and down.

Everyone starred at the goldfish, who seemed to be swimming around in mad circles.

"Cor, would you look at that?" said Itachi.

"Damn right i'm looking hmm." said (guess who)

"Wow." mummured Sasori.

The fish was swimming around in circles and after it was sure it had caught thier attention it began swimming in letter-ish formations.

I...

"It's spelling your name Itachi!!" Yelled Zetsu excitedly.

"No it isn..."

A...

"Akatsuki!!" Yelled Tobi, "It's spelling Akatsuki!!"

"But it used 'I' first." Stated Sasori.

"Shaddup hmm."

M...

"IAM!!" Yelled Sasori.

"What's Aye-am?" asked Zetsu.

K...

"IAMK!!" Said Sasori, "It's spelling I-AM'K!!"

"Aye amked, hmm?"

I...

"IAMKI!!" Yelled (I think you know who)

"It's so obvious!!" Yelled Itachi, "I AM KEY!! It's a key! But a key to what?"

The Goldfish [In case you guys forgot it's Kisame began panicking and doubled it's speed.

S...

"IAMKIS..." Before (That Guy) finished his sentence...

A...

"IAM..."

M...

"IAM...

E!

"I solved it hmm!" yelled diedara, "It's spelling I AM KISAME!!"

And suddenly, a brilliant blue explosion lit the room, and in a flash Kisame stood where the goldfish once was. But now, Diedara was missing... Bum Bum Bummm... And in his place... was... A GOLDFISH!

BUM BUM BUMMM!!!

"Saved!" yelled Kisame happily stretching his body whilst yawning. "you won't believe how cramped it felt in there!!!"

"Hey, Where's Diedara-San, everybody-san?"

Well this was quite a stupid chapter. Sorry for the cliffhanger. I'm a bit out of ideas at the moment. If you guys have any you'd like to share with me, I'd be happy to listen.