Ella: How's your blog going?
John: Yeah, good, very good.
Ella: You haven't written a word, have you?
John: You just wrote "still has trust issues".
Ella: And you read my writing upside down.
John: No, that *points towards papers* is upside down.
Ella: *stares down in shock* Oh.
Director: CUT!
Ella: You see what I mean?
John: …
Ella: John, you're a soldier.
Sherlock: Army doctor!
Director: CUT! Sherlock, it's not your turn yet!
Reporter: These three people, there's nothing that links them?
Lestrade: There's no link we've found yet but, we're looking for it. There has to be one.
Mobiles: *beeps* "rong!"
Crowd: *chatters*
Sally: *hesitant* If you've all...
Mobiles: *beeps* "*Wrong!"
Crowd: *silence*
Director: CUT!
Mobiles: *beeps* "I burnt my hand, all right!"
