A short prologue...you have my permission to skip it if you want, but...eh.

Ashstar: Hello, everyone! I have set up this interview with the bohos, so I-

Roger: Why do I have to be here, anyway?

Ashstar: Because you agreed to it!

Mimi: I don't remember agreeing to anything.

Ashstar: Oh…hey, look, it's more prologueish stuff!

Mark: Can I keep my camera?

Ashstar: Sure, I guess…

Collins: So, why are we here?

Ashstar: I just answered that question. Besides, your fans want to hear from you!

Angel: We have fans?

Ashstar: Yeah, you do…all of you…including Benny, shockingly enough.

Benny: Hey!

Maureen: Well, I'm not a fan of him!

Joanne: So, you're saying that people are just going to ask us questions and we're going to answer them?

Ashstar: Yup. So here we go...