A short prologue...you have my permission to skip it if you want, but...eh.
Ashstar: Hello, everyone! I have set up this interview with the bohos, so I-
Roger: Why do I have to be here, anyway?
Ashstar: Because you agreed to it!
Mimi: I don't remember agreeing to anything.
Ashstar: Oh…hey, look, it's more prologueish stuff!
Mark: Can I keep my camera?
Ashstar: Sure, I guess…
Collins: So, why are we here?
Ashstar: I just answered that question. Besides, your fans want to hear from you!
Angel: We have fans?
Ashstar: Yeah, you do…all of you…including Benny, shockingly enough.
Benny: Hey!
Maureen: Well, I'm not a fan of him!
Joanne: So, you're saying that people are just going to ask us questions and we're going to answer them?
Ashstar: Yup. So here we go...
