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"Welcome to the Izlood super shopping center! We have a sale on seaweed and squid! Please feel free to ask any questions to our professional supervisors! Have a great day!" said a strange lady on the intercom.
"Eww! I don't want to look like poor folk!" Rin yelled to Raine who just showed her an outfit in Izlood. They had decided to go get Rin some clothes, so she would fit in. But it was taking longer than expected, much longer…
"(sigh) At this rate we'll never find something you like… It's hopeless…" Raine complained.
Lloyd and Kratos were sitting on the floor, bored to death. "Shopping for clothes is definitely boring…" Lloyd said to Kratos who was just staring into space. Genis was writing on a sheet of paper while Colette was running back and forth bringing clothes for Rin, occasionally tripping.
"There! Finally finished!" Genis shouted.
"Huh? Did you finish your homework? Can I see it before you turn it in to Raine?" Lloyd asked Genis.
"It's not homework Lloyd, it's a questionnaire… for Rin. You'll see." Genis said as he got up to give it to Rin. "Hey Rin, can you fill this out? It'll help you find the perfect outfit."
"Umm… okay…" Rin said as she took the paper from him and started to answer the questions.
When all of the questions were answered she gave it back to him and he studied it for a minute or to and got to work. Genis was rummaging through the pile of clothes and he occasionally came up for air. A few minutes later, Genis came back with two outfits. One was a hot pink dress with frills on the ends and came complete with a pink umbrella and pink high heels. The second one had dark blue pants that went to her knees and black boots that also went to her knees to match, it also had a plain white shirt that went to her belly button with navy blue as a trim around it.
"Well, good job Genis, but the first one makes me want to vomit on you… the second one I love!" Said Rin grabbing the second outfit and hugging it.
"Good job Genis, you deserve a treat." Raine said to him.
"Can I get a new book?" Genis asked Raine.
"Okay… but it has to be long…"
In a few minutes they were at the book store, where both Genis and Raine were drooling over all the collection of books that they had. Almost immediately they ran into the store and started to search for that perfect book (I just love that feeling… what?)
"Raine, can I get this one? Pleeeeeeaaaaassssseeee…" Genis said showing the book to her.
Raine read the title out loud, "The Amazing Periodic Table of the Elements Pop-up Book of Joy and Love… I don't know Genis…"
"Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeee…" Genis begged.
"Oh, fine…"
Genis paid the guy behind the counter and started to hug the book when it became his. Then Lloyd asked everyone, "Hey, can we check out that mine? There might be some strong monsters… and we could use the extra training."
"Yes, we should go there, and Lloyd… hate to break it to you… but you're the one who needs the extra training… not us…" Kratos pointed out.
"All right! …H-Hey!" Lloyd yelled to Kratos.
After leaving the mall, the group went to the Ossa Trail and found themselves deep inside the mine, where the Elite from the Underworld lurked.
"I f-fight strong ones… will y-you fight m-me?" Elite asked the group.
"Bring it on, skull thing!" Lloyd blurted out before anyone had a chance to voice their opinion.
Suddenly, the skull floated to the ceiling and its bones assembled themselves in there proper places.
"Let's go!" Lloyd shouted.
"I'm sitting this one out…" Genis said.
"Me too…" Colette said running away where it was safe.
"Looks like it's just us…" Rin said.
"Indeed…" Kratos added.
"Here we go…" Raine said to start the battle.
Rin, Lloyd, and Kratos ran up to Elite and began attacking and occasionally guarding. When Lloyd collapsed and said, "I'm sorry D-Dad…"
"NO! MY LLOYDIE POO! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!" Rin yelled as she went into over limit.
"Time to eat your soul!" Elite said as he crept closer to Lloyd.
"Not on my watch!" Rin grabbed Lloyd and started to pull him back towards Raine. "Raine! Resurrection! Hurry!"
"Okay! … Resurrection!" Light suddenly engulfed Lloyd and he was on his feet in no time.
"You're back! I missed you so much!" Rin said hugging Lloyd, who was gasping for air.
"Ugh… I need your assistance…" Kratos said taking a hit from Elite.
"First Aid!" Raine said doing First Aid to Kratos.
The two ran forward again and started to attack Elite. And then, Lloyd died again.
"Are you making this a habit?" Rin said dragging Lloyd to Raine so he won't get eaten by Elite.
"Resurrection!" Once again, Lloyd came back to life and they attacked Elite again. And as expected, Lloyd died again.
"I'm on it!" Raine shouted loud enough so they could hear her.
"Raine, just forget it!" Rin said this time throwing Lloyd to the back of the battle field.
"This is for killing Lloydie poo!" Rin said landing a kick on Elite's head… skull… whatever… and defeating him. "Hah! I rule!" Rin said to end the battle.
(Hours later)
Lloyd started to open his eyes, he saw Rin staring at him. "Ugh… are we alive?" Lloyd said getting up, the smell of salt filled his nose. "Where are we?"
Rin smiled and said, "Well, we are alive, and we are on a boat to Palmacosta."
"Huh? We got a boat?"
"Yup! And a small one at that… but don't tell the captain that. And we should be arriving soon."
"How long was I out?"
"Ummm… About a day… But I missed you!"
"T-Thanks…"
"We're here! We're here!" They heard Genis say.
"Finally! We're here… I thought I was going to pass out…" Raine said getting off the boat.
They got off the boat and made their way to Governor-General Dorr's office. "Hey, Colette can I talk to you?" Rin said motioning Colette to come where she was. Rin was motioned Colette to come on the opposite side of the walkway (Where she wouldn't run into the Fake Colette)
"What is it Rin?" Colette asked as they passed the corner.
"Oh, I guess I forgot. Sorry."
"It's okay."
They finally made their way to Dorr's office and asked him about the book, it didn't go so well…
"What do you mean you gave the book to someone else?" Genis asked.
"Well, what if you're the imposters? Guards! Seize them!" But before the guards could touch them, Rin jumped on the table and grabbed the collar of Dorr's shirt.
"W-What are you doing?" The nervous Dorr asked.
"Do you know what we had to do to get here? Huh? Well, we had to go through the desert, through this stupid trail that never ended, we had to find a boat, then sail all the way here… Do you think I would be happy to hear that you gave the book to someone else after we went through all of the trouble? I'll tell you now, I'm not in a very good mood right now… One, I didn't eat any sugar this morning… and Two, you gave the book to a fake chosen! Do you think that their group was any stranger than ours? Well, we have a clumsy Chosen, a midget, a retard, a school teacher, a mercenary, and lastly a goddess like woman whose beauty radiates with the shine of one thousand suns… and-"
"Wow… she's very modest…" Genis whispered to Lloyd.
"Yeah… so, who's the retard…?" Lloyd asked Genis.
"Never mind…"
"I-I apologize for my misconduct… We of Palmacosta will gladly pay for anything you spend… just don't hurt me… please…" Dorr begged.
"Well, fine…" Rin said to him. "No more slip-ups… Alright?"
"Yes, yes of coarse… never again…" Dorr repeated.
They exited the office and they all agreed to rest and deal with the book tomorrow.
(SKIT ALERT!)
Title: Kratos' Hair
"Say Kratos, can I ask you something?" Rin asked.
"Yes…" Kratos replied.
"Well, when you run… why does your hair go through your face?"
"…"
"Tell me! I must know!"
"… No comment…" Kratos said as he walked away.
"I will find out… You hear me?"
Whew! That was long! Well, I hope you liked it! More to come! Reviews would be nice! Please and Thankies!
