Mega Man Bloopers II
Hey, hey, hey! Mega May.
Moving on from last time, Protoman got out of the hospital. Mega Man, Roll, Rush, Protoman, Dr. Light, Eddie, and Beat were at Dr. Light's mansion, because they saved the world ten times.
"I got it!" Roll boomed.
"What?" Mega Man replied.
"Let's throw a party. Twenty five years of gaming is a lot you know." Roll suggested.
"It's a great idea. How about we invite people outside our game." Protoman said.
Eddie got the refreshments ready, Roll made sure the place was clean, Mega Man wrote the invitations, Beat sent them, Protoman took a "visit" to Wily's lab and beat the shit out of him for fun, being the badass he is, Rush was just being a troll on his computer, and Light just chilled out.
"Everything is ready!" Said Roll with excitement.
"Great." Protoman replied.
The guests arrived! Dr. Light opened the door for the guests. Sonic, Mario, Kirby, Samus, and Link, and their friends arrived!
"Where's the food?" Kirby asked.
"You came here for food?" Protoman asked, getting a bit pissed.
"Yep." Kirby replied.
Kirby took out a gun and had a hold up! He stole all the food then ran away.
"That bastard!" Roll shouted. This was the first time Roll swore.
"Um. Moving on." Mario said, trying to keep the peace.
Mega Man got on top of a table, and got a microphone.
"Thank you all for coming! We are going to have lots of fun!"
Everyone cheered Mega Man on. Something strange happened however. Mickey Mouse came, to get revenge, because Mega Man was so successful, but no one likes the disgusting rat anymore.
"I know what fun I'm going for. Roll, Amy, and Peach." Mickey cracked up like the evil bastard he really his. Roll got confused, since she is young. Sonic and Mario and Mega Man got extremely pissed. They all publicly hanged Mickey on fire. Dr. Light covered Roll's eyes.
"Hey. I see several errors in your robots." Tails said.
Tails and Light had a big argument. Everyone was hungry, but there was no food.
"Mamma mia! What will we do for food?" Luigi asked.
"I have a lot of E Tanks." Eddie suggested.
"Those are for robots though." Light said.
"Screw you." Tails said.
And so, a new rivalry was born. An old man vs. a fox with two tails.
Everyone had too much E Tanks. Samus and Link blew up somehow, the rest got drunk. It was a mess. The biggest Irish pub would envy the people in this party. Everyone was listening to Dr. Wily's first level in Mega Man II with female Japanese vocals.
Later the party ended. Everyone left. Mega Man, Roll, and Protoman passed out on the floor. At 2:30 PM everyone woke up. Mega Man went to his room, only to find Sonic and Amy, and Mario and Peach, in his bed.
Mega Man shouted "EDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!". Mega Man fainted again. What a party. Hold ups occurred, robberies, death, people got drunk, people lost their V-Card, and Roman style orgies occurred (yes, the Romans had orgies).
The end.
