Al, Will, Christina, Tris, and Eric went to heaven as Peter cannibalized and raped their bodies.
"welcome to heaven." god said. "now its time for me to judge you. eric."
"NO!" ERIC SHOUTED, AND TOOK THE TILDE KEY OFF OF GOD'S KEYBOARD AND ATE IT.
"WHAT!" GOD SCREAMED. HE EXPLODED. THE TILDE CONTAINED HIS LIFE FORCE. NOW THERE WAS NO GOD.
"wow nice going eric." christina said, her big black pussy squirting period all over will. he cried loudly.
SATAN POPPED OUT AND SHOVED ERIC UP HIS ASS BEFORE GOING BACK TO HELLLLLLL
Suddenly...
TRIS GOT HER PERIOD!
"Ustedes son los amigos menstruales!" Al screamed, running away in fright. Will followed. They hid under a torn up angel robe.
"Tenemos que esconder de los amigos menstruales o nos tanto mataremos!"
"Vamos a seguir adelante. Entonces ellos se escapan en el miedo. Porque somos demasiado sexy!"
"Will, es una gran idea!"
So then they started to have torrid, rough BDSM sex, screaming as loudly as possible to attract the menstrual pals.
"WILL! AL! COME SUCK MY TAMPONS!" TRIS SCREAMED
THEN SHE LIFTED UP THE ROBE.
"oh no! will and al are having bdsm sex!" THEN SHE STOLE ALL THE BLINDFOLDS AND PADS.
"Oh no robó todas nuestras pastillas!" Will screamed. "WE NEED THOSE FOR THE YAOI!"
"ATTACK!" AL SHOUTED. THEN THEY POUNCED ONTO THE MENSTRUAL PALS.
"WE NEED TO RUN, TRIS!" THEY BOTH RAN AWAY, BLOOD SPURTING BEHIND THEM. AL DECIDED TO JACK OFF INSTEAD OF PURSUING THE MENSTRUAL PALS.
"Me rindo, Al. Vamos a tener relaciones sexuales por el resto de la eternidad!"
"yES!"
THEN AL AND WILL FLEW BACK TO EARTH, FOLLOWED BY CHRISTINA AND TRIS.
