James and Sirius were headed to detention, as usual. For that matter, they didn't remember the last time they had a free weekend night. But this was the worst of the detentions yet. It was with Filch. Okay, fine, Argus! He says he is now called the Doominator. Yeah, whatever you say. Suddenly, Sirius tripped.
"Okay, Sirius, we talked aout this. Right foot, left foot, remember?"
This earned him a glare as he picked himself up.
They were standing in front of Filch's, oh, sorry, the Doominator's , office, or pig sty. Fine, the "Private Study of Doom" ! He's optimistic. They barged in waiting for their umpteenth punishment.
"The two, uhem, one most handsome dude ever is here!" yelled out Sirius.
Grinning evilly, the Doom said, "Okay. Today I'd like to introduce you to a few, uh, people. Meet the… TELETUBBIES!"
In through the doorway walked four bizarre looking… things. James' first impression was that they were kinda fat, like Slughorn. they had TVs on their guts.
"Hi everybody! Cue the theme song….
Over the hills and far away,
Teletubbies come to play ....
Time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies....
Tinkywinky. 'Tinkywinky!'
Dipsy. "Dipsy!"
Laalaa. 'Lala!'
Po. 'Po!'
Teletubbies. 'Teletubbies!'
Say, Heeeeee-lo! 'Eh-oh!'
Tinkywinky. Dipsy. Laalaa. Po.
Teletubbies. 'Teletubbies!'
Say Heeeeeee ......... 'Uh-oh!'
'Where have the teletubbies gone?
Where have the teletubbies gone?'
Thank you everybody! Goodnight Hogy's Worth!"
"I told ya, we're at HOGWARTS!" hissed Mr. Doom
"Tee-hee-hee. Sorry! Good night Hogy's Warts!"
'I really worry about Mr. Doom's mentality… Oooo I used a big word' thought james.
"Anybody know what's for breakfast?" asked Sirius.
"We have, like, 12 hours before breakfast. get a life Sirius!"
"ONE MORE TIME 'TUBBIES"
"LET'S SWING IT THIS TIME!
Over the hills and far away,
Teletubbies come to play ....
Time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies,
time for teletubbies....
Tinkywinky. 'Tinkywinky!'
Dipsy. "Dipsy!"
Laalaa. 'Lala!'
Po. 'Po!'
Teletubbies. 'Teletubbies!'
Say, Heeeeee-lo! 'Eh-oh!'
Tinkywinky. Dipsy. Laalaa. Po.
Teletubbies. 'Teletubbies!'
Say Heeeeeee ......... 'Uh-oh!'
'Where have the teletubbies gone?
Where have the teletubbies gone?"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
"Ah. the sound of tortured kids. my life is good!"
