AN/ Thanks to everyone who reviewed and added this story to their favourite it means a lot to me, and I'm dedicating this chapter all you lovely munchkins! This chapter is going to be a rollercoaster so hold on tight, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! :D

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Bonnie slowly opened her eyes as the rays of the sun beamed in through the red satin curtains, red satin curtains? 'When did I get those?' Bonnie was officially flabbergasted when her eyes focused on the room around her, expensive antique furniture fitted the large room and it had a dark mysterious feel to it hence the red satin curtains and dark grey patterned wallpaper.

Bonnie slowly walked into the small on suite bathroom and splashed some cold water on her face then she leaned up from the sink and what she saw was something from her worst nightmares.

Damon Salvatore's smug audacious face was staring back at her…

Bonnie screamed her lungs out, "WHAT THE FUCK! PLEASE, PLEASE LET THIS BE, SOME FUCKED UP DREAM!" she looked back at the mirror seeing the same brazen, domineering face of one Damon Salvatore before collapsing on the hard tiled floor.

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Stefan was downstairs fixing himself some Bambi, when suddenly he heard a loud girlish squeal….from Damon, he ran up to investigate and saw his weirdo of a brother yelling at himself in the mirror before he…fainted? 'Okay something is seriously up here' Stefan thought to himself before lifting his brother back on his bed and heading out to try and find some answers to his brothers even more than usual unusual behaviour.

Stefan knew in the pit of his stomach this was definitely not good…

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Damon awake and instantly he knew something was not right, 'Why the hell am I wearing a bra! That must have been one hell of a night!' Damon proceeded to climb out of bed and realised this was definitely not his room, it was light orange and had white furniture a TV in the corner and a desk where a laptop sat, photos strung on a board and one large mirror on the left of him next to the wardrobe.

'Looks like someone's been dabbling in the hocus pocus again' Damon smirked as he saw Bonnie mimic his expression through the mirror.

'This is going to be a lot of fun…' A cynical smile spread across his face as he stared at the doe eyed beauty he had inhabited.

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I marched out of the house ignoring Stefan's prying eyes as I sped off in Damon's Ferrari. 'Hmm maybe this wouldn't be so bad' I thought to myself admiring the leather upholstery of the slick black Ferrari. If what I thought had happened had indeed occurred and myself and Damon have swapped bodies he shouldn't be surprised to see me or my body shouldn't be surprised god this was confusing!

She banged hard on the door, so hard she had made a hole in the door with her fist 'God I keep forgetting I'm in some moronic super strong Vampires body! 'She inwardly scolded herself.

"Why hello oh sexy one who I pretend to hate but who is actually playing hard to get" Damon said with smirk but what shook me most was he was me he looked like me, talked like me, but was most certainly not me.

"Damon what the hell are you doing in my body!" I said with venom that I didn't have but Damon sure did.

"Well my little witch, actually scratch that my little Vampire I didn't do this it must have been you and your Harry Potter shit" Damon said coolly still leaning against the door frame, in nothing but my underwear!

"Damon put some clothes on…Me!" This would take some getting used to.

"I could say the same for you or me but then again why would you want to cover up such a god like body!" Damon replied dramatically.

I glanced down and blushed furiously I had come in just boxers! No wonder Stefan looked at me strangely when I left!

"Look Damon I do not want this!" I motioned to his body.

"Who wouldn't want that I mean HOT DAMN!" Damon smirked.

"Ok let me in so I can see the Grimore and figure out a way to get us out of this mess!" I was losing it this was way too weird.

"You know what Bonnie as the good natured being I am I will" said Damon with a smile.

"Good –"I started.

"BUT, you have to promise to keep my body in tip top condition no castrating or calories got it?"

Damon is officially out of his mind… No pun intended.

"Okay, okay now let me into my house!" I practically yelled waving my arms around like a lunatic.

"Whoa there psycho, why don't you a chill pill." Damon said calmly eyes sparkling with mischief.

"TAKE A CHILL PILL! I am stuck in a horny homicidal sadistic maniac's body and you expect me to take a chill pill well you got another thing coming Mr!" 'Wow that felt good…I should do that more often!' I felt as though a huge weight had been lifted off me.

"Bonnie Bennett welcome to the Kooco train!" Damon said sarcastically

I glared at him with all my might and I felt fangs protruding from my gums.

"Okay Dracula! Come in!" I couldn't believe that even in this situation Damon was still being Damon.

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"What do you mean stranger than usual?" Elena asked.

"I mean Damon is acting really strange, this morning he was screaming like a girl at himself and then fainted!" Stefan replied still shocked at what had occurred.

"I'm sure he's just having one of those days, you know" Elena tried her best to calm him down.

"Yeah you're probably right Elena, thanks for listening to my dysfunctional older brother rant!" They both laughed before heading to first period.

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"Stefan have you seen Bonnie I'm really worried she hasn't been picking up her phone and it's not like her to skip school" Elena asked as they headed to their last class.

"No I haven't I'm sorry, maybe she's having a day to herself a lot of things have changed in Bonnie's life and I can understand why she would want a day to herself" Stefan replied as wise and knowing as ever.

"Thanks Stefan, I'm sure that's it! She's probably in her room dancing to 'Walking on Sunshine' right as we speak!" They chuckled and he put his arm around her as they entered last period.

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"Damon I swear if you so much as peek! I will neuter you!" I yelled as Damon showered.

I heard him wolf whistle loudly from inside the shower. "Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, what a body! Why hide yourself under all those clothes you look simply belissimo without them!" Even without seeing it I knew he was smirking!

That was it… "Damon say bye bye to Damon junior!" I screamed god he drives me crazy!

"Bonnie you know you wouldn't do that to Damon junior" Damon replied humorously before strutting out of the shower towel around my hips.

"Damon the towel!" I said incredulously. 'Was he seriously that clueless?'

"Oh well nothing you haven't seen before honey!" He replied casually.

"God you drive me insane!" I screamed putting my head in hands as I sat on the bed.

"Wouldn't have it any other way baby!" He winked at me as he explored my wardrobe for some clothes while I went downstairs to look in the Grimore for some answers to this nightmare.

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All of the grill went silent jaws on the floor as they saw little Bonnie Bennett walk in wearing a tight black leather mini skirt, thigh high black high heel velvet boots, and a tiny winy black corset styled top that stopped just above her belly button, her hair was up in a high slick pony tail her curls cascading down her back. Her pouty lips smothered in red lipstick and her eyes were lidded with a smoky eye shadow making them pop.

Damon could smell the men's desire, it sickened him. 'She's mine! Wait when did I decide she was mine? Oh yeah when I inhabited this gorgeous body of hers!'

"Hey babe, wanna take a ride" Some drunk idiot approached him and Damon knew too well that he didn't mean in a car.

"Step away from my girl!" Bonnie said venomously glaring at the young man daring him to try anything.

She grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the grill, "What the hell am I wearing I'm not a hooker!" She yelled at him.

"Of course you're not! I just thought it would be a shame to hide such a hot body from the world!" Damon replied smirking.

"Damon, have you ever heard of paedophiles, rapists? Yeah what you had me dressed in is basically an invitation for them!" Bonnie was losing her mind…

"Don't worry Bonnie I won't let the big bad pedobear get you!"

"Damon the biggest 'pedobear' here is you!" Bonnie replied quite proud of herself.

"You cut me deep, Bonnie real deep." He began forcefully weeping as loud as possible attracting the attention of a big bald burly man walking past.

"Is he giving you problems miss?" He asked stopping in front of them.

"Yes!" Bonnie yelled soon after realising her obvious mistake.

"I was talking to the lady!" He snapped

"Yes this big bad man has been hassling me ever since I got here!" Damon continued sobbing over dramatically like a TV soap star. He truly was the devil in disguise.

"Look now I don't want any trouble" Bonnie said shakily slowly stepping back as the big man began advancing.

Damon immediately stopped crying and smirked while giving a small wave before retreating away.

Damon 1, Bonnie 0. Bonnie began running as fast as she could and soon she was back in the Ferrari she revved the engine and sped away. 'God that was close! Okay Damon you wanna play dirty, game on!

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Hope you enjoyed this chapter please review anything you want to see in the story or suggestions would be much appreciated! Thanks for reading only 3 days till our Bamon scene Horay! Next chapter Bonnie gets her revenge and Caroline encounters the new Bonnie… Thanks again!