Back with another chapter. This will be a fairly short chapter. But I still think it is funny. Note Raoul lovers might want to keep their hands at the level of their eyes for this one.

Note: I do not own any part of Phantom of the Opera.


Narrator POV

Erik had just let Christine and Raoul go. Erik was left crying on the floor as Christine rowed away in the boat with Raoul. In her mind Christine was thinking, "Don't look back, just don't look and you'll be fine." But as you know as soon as you start thinking about looking back, you look back. Christine felt instantly guilty. I mean who wouldn't? So she tried to focus on her life ahead, a happy life with Raoul. That's when Raoul ruined it all.

"I hope he dies back there. Or better yet the mob gets him. Now you can finally be mine Lotte. No one can stand in my way now. I won. And now you belong to me!" Raoul said with a twisted smile on his face. He grabbed onto Christine's arm to prevent her from escaping. Christine tried to fight but Raoul was strong. Finally she just smacked Raoul across the face. Raoul let her arm go and she jumped into the water.

"Get away from me you monster!" she screamed.

Raoul stopped the boat and watched her start to swim back towards the Phantom's lair."You're going the wrong way!"

Christine just kept paddling, "No I'm not!"

Christine made it back to Erik's lair without being caught in any of his traps. Raoul however got lost on the lake. Then he saw his reflection. He leaned in to take a closer look when he fell in. No one ever heard from him again.


Erik's POV

I sat crying on the floor as Christine, the only person who at least tried to love me, rowed away with that boy. It had been a few minutes when I heard Christine scream.

"Get away from me you monster!"

I already knew I was a monster, couldn't she just leave me in peace? I felt my already broken heart shatter just a little more. I didn't even notice until for a while, but someone had wrapped their arms around me in a hug. I gasped, not used to human contact. When I looked up Christine was there trying to calm me down. "Why have you come back?" I asked, hoping that this wasn't just a figment of my imagination.

"For you." she replied.

Those two words were one of the kindest things anyone had ever said to me. "What of the Vicomte?"

"He doesn't matter. I love you Erik."

The she hugged me tight and pulled me in for a kiss. At that point I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Which made absolutely no sense. But when I saw her eyes I knew I couldn't be dreaming.


Narraror POV

Erik and Christine lived happily ever after. The remained in Erik's lair because the mob never made it down there. They were too distracted by half of everything at the cheese store next to the opera house.


Well sorry for the cheesiness.(In more ways than one.) Hope you enjoyed that! Please review. More to come. Next time see what happens when a mob of deranged phans dressed like cheerleaders make it into Phantom of the Opera.