Disclaimer: I do not own Emmett, jasper, or any statues, especially none in seattle.
Jasper's POV:
One day, Alice dragged me into a shopping trip in Seattle. While we were there, they were having a sculpture contest. So, while she was in stores, I was admiring all of the sculptures, and one just happened to look A LOT like Emmett. I went to look at it more closely, along with some of the children, and all of a sudden, SCREEEAAAAMMMMM!!, it was really Emmett!! He was scaring little children. Finally, I said to him, "Emmett, why are you making all of these little children flabbergasted, aghast, nauseated, miffed, fearful, squeamish, and making them pee themselves against their will?" Emmett replied, "Humunuh huh?" So, I said, "Why are you scaring little children and why did you spray paint yourself gray?" and he said, "I don't know, cuz I was bored?" and, then, just as I was getting started with Emmett, Alice wanted to leave. So, I missed the rest. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHFFFFF.
