"welcome back to cat news!" Cloudtail purred

"yeah! Welcome back!" sandstorm meowed buttoning her shirt and sitting down in her seat.

"sandstorm your late!" firestar hissed

"well I'd shut up since you we're dating Spottedleaf!" sandstorm meowed

"you guys top this is news!" Cloudtail meowed "recently graystripe was sleeping at the edge of silverstreams waterbed!"

"Cloudtail you said you'd keep that a secret!" graystripe hissed

"I'm a news reporter what to you expect?" Cloudtail meowed.

"well umm in other news, Tallstar ate a chocolate bar, screamed, and kissed tigerstar?" sandstorm meowed.

"wow didn't see that coming." Firestar meowed.

"silverstream weather?" sandstorm meowed

"yeah sure what ever are you all stupid? The flipping' weather is sunny! Look out side your window, no wait lets make this into small easy steps! Get off your couch…okay now walk to your window… okay open your blinds or curtains or both… now look at the sky… and there! Its sunny! Silverstream meowed.

"wow thank yo silverstream, very helpful! Next tim tell us tomorrows weathr!" firestar meowed

"what? Are you crazy? You're a retard! I can't predict the future! Or can i? muahahahaha! And eve if I could hy would I tell you the weather!" silverstream meowed.

"silverstream you're the weather lady!" firestar hissed

"okay Cloudtail hit it!" sandstorm mowed.

" huh what? Oh yeah… e hem yesterday firestar went to dinner in th newest starclan dinner theater with spottedleaf!"

"okay firestar! My office now!" sandstorm meowed

"yes miss.." firestar gulped

-background noises-

"how dare you firestar!" sandstorm hissed

-slap slap slap-

"oooooooowwww!" firestar hissed walking back to his seat.

"wow lots o betrayal!" Cloudtail purred

"commercials!" firestar meowed

COMMERCIALS:

"is your life full of boredom and gloom? Ten get this pen! This little birdy pen!"

movie commercial la la la

car commercial la la la

oohh cat news!

"welcome back!" sandstorm meowed fixing her hair.

"yes welcome back!" firestar meowed scratching his head.

"a few minutes ago-" Cloudtail go cut off.

"no telling this one!" sandstorm hissed.

"oh yeah? Watch me! SANDTORM IS HAVING KITS!" Cloudtail screamed

"commercials!" sandstorm hissed

drink commercial

restaurant commercial

car commercial

oohh cat news!

"welcome back, unfortunately five minutes ago Cloudtail had to be rushed to the hospital, to replace him, brambleclaw!"

"Thank you sandstorm! Wow never thought I would get this job! I would like to thank my dog, and my bunny, and my parents, and my sweater, and my new pair of jeans!" brambleclaw meowed.

"well brambleclaw welcome!" sandstorm meowed

"oh my god! Sandstorm shot Cloudtail!" brambleclaw screamed.

"false information!" sandstorm hissed wiping the blood off her paws.

"well that conclude this show! See ya next time!"

dad a da la la la da la dadadalaaalaaa


prabably not as funny as the first one but what ever, want a idea to pt in this show? then jst tell the idea! "yeah! and get ur lazy butt off the chair so i dont have to tell youth fake weather!" silverstream hissed. sorry silverstrea keeps typing stuff on my computer.