Title: Two Chicks And A Pianist Walk Into A School...
Rating: T for mild language and a little violence, nothing real bad though.
Pairings: AusHun, mentioned PruCan, PruAus and PruHun
Disclaimer: I do not hold or claim to hold any sort of ownership or rights over the characters in this story; they belong to Hetalia/Hidekaz Himaruya and Harry Potter/J. K. Rowling.
Credits: A huge thank you to DoveleafOfCloudClan for a ton of the plot!
Notes: I understand that my past/present tense is a little choppy here, but it's done only at the head jump, going from third person to Austria's POV. Sorry!
Austria - Rodreich Edelstein
2P!Austria - Roland Edelstein
Hungary - Elizaveta Héderváry
2P!Hungary - Julia Héderváry
Prussia - Gilbert Beilschmidt
2P!Prussia - Gilen Beilschmidt
Two Chicks And A Pianist Walk Into A School: Two:
Harry saw the strange, possibly insane trio next during the start-of-the-year feast.
They were sitting beside each other, up with the teachers.
"I didn't know there were any vacancies," Hermione mused.
The woman and the first man, the albino, were laughing together. Eventually, the second, brunet man buried his head in his hands and did not move from that position until Dumbledore introduced them at least ten minutes later.
"This year Hogwarts has decided to employ assistants for three of our teachers!" the rather eccentrically-dressed man announced. "Our History teacher, Professor Binns, will now be aided by Professor Gilbert Beilschmidt!"
The albino stood, beaming, and winked at a few seventh-year Ravenclaws (to be honest, he looked only a year or two older than them anyway).
"Since Hagrid is busy with his Care of Magical Creatures class, Professor Elizaveta Héderváry will be both helping him with his creatures and helping fulfill the role of groundskeeper for the year," Dumbledore continued, apparently ignorant of the events that had occurred on the train.
The woman stood and waved, a small but honest smile pasted on her face. There was a smattering of nervous, forced applause from the Slytherin table and hushed muttering all around the room.
"And last but not least, Professor Rodreich Edelstein will be assisting our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher," Dumbledore said. The second man stood and bowed slightly to the students, and then all three sat down again.
Harry felt someone poke him. He glanced over at Hermione, who stopped poking once she realized she had gotten his attention already. "Why do we have assistant teachers now? We've never had them before," she said.
Harry shrugged. "I don't know any better than you do."
Hermione gave a disgruntled sigh and went back to watching their headmaster as he introduced the new DADA teacher, Professor Dolores Umbridge, and as she began to spin a web of lies.
•time skip brought to you by the Awesome Trio
Today has been exhausting.
First, with Hungary getting into a fight and calling me her husband (we divorced decades ago! How do you not remember?), to meeting the sickly sweet teacher who I'll be working with for the rest of the year, I'm just ready to sleep.
I glare holes into the wall. I can hear Prussia's snores coming through the stone castle wall. I finally give up on sleep-at least, for now.
Roland is keeping me awake.
"Come on! Just let me out for a little bit! We could have so much fun..." Roland whispers into my ear.
"Be silent," I order.
"But Austria," he coos. "If you just let me out for a few moments..."
"Just go back to your world, then!" I hiss back.
"I can't do that," Roland pouts. "The other nations ruined it all!"
"Why do you think I'm going to let you ruin my world, then?" I ask. I can practically see his delicate shrug.
"Because I have nowhere else to go," he says. "And because if we work together, I can make this truly become your world... You won't need to share anymore."
"Are you suggesting that we kill them all?" I demand, bolting up. Roland laughs darkly, the low sound echoing through my head.
"No..." he says, "I'm saying that it's going to happen, whether you like it or not."
"Be quiet so I can sleep," I order a few long moments later.
I really need that potion.
We all do.
