A/N: Ok, everyone! Here comes chapter two. I hope you're enjoying the story so far. I still don't really have a plan with this story, I'm just making it up as I go along, so if anything seems wrong or out of place, just let me know and I will fix it. This chapter is just a short comedic makeup of something you would see in a typical FB episode. Sort of a...comic release before the real dramatic stuff begins. well, here we go! (these chapters will get longer, I promise. My inspiration just died a little bit today. haha)
He sat inside his house, in darkness, fuming.
He couldn't fathom the fact that she enjoyed the Sohmas' company so greatly.
He secretly wished he had the privilege the others had.
And he HATED himself for it.
"Something must be done." He whispered in a voice, cold as venom. "Something…must…be…done…"
"TOHRUUUUU!!!!!!!" Momiji shouted when her and Kyo returned from the market. Forgetting the dreaded curse, the boy flung himself at Tohru and in turn, transformed into a rabbit. Kyo glared at the boy, shrugged his shoulders, and left the room. Tohru giggled and hugged the rabbit tightly.
"Momiji-kun! You have to be more careful!"
"I don't mind being a rabbit!" Momiji replied, "I can't help it! I missed you! I haven't seen you at school at all!" Tohru let Momiji down and stood up. She walked over to the kitchen to unload the groceries and get dinner ready.
"You're right, Momiji-kun! As a matter of fact, I haven't seen much of you OR Haru-san at all in the past week!"
"Well…Haru has been pretty ill this week. He had to spend some time with Hatori, and I…OH TOHRU DON'T BE ANGRY WITH ME!!!" Momiji cried, his bunny ears flattening against his head.
"Angry? Why would I be angry with you Momiji-kun?" Tohru looked confused. She got out a large pot and began to pour ingredients inside. Before Momiji could reply, there came a loud POP, and there he stood, completely human, but also completely naked.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!" Tohru shrieked and covered her eyes, "Not again! Not again! I always forget about that part! AHHHH!!!" Not noticing before that the others were nowhere to be found, suddenly, Yuki ran into the kitchen from outdoors, Shigure from his study, and Kyo from the roof.
"WHAT IS IT!? WHAT HAPPENED!?" they all shouted together. It was only then that they noticed Momiji standing in the middle of the dining room completely naked, and Tohru with her hands over her eyes.
"MOMIJI YOU IDIOT!" Kyo shouted and punched the boy upside the head.
"WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! KYO HIT ME AGAIN!!!!!"
Before Tohru knew what was happening, complete pandemonium had broken out. Yuki was fighting Kyo for punching Momiji; Momiji was sitting in the middle of the room, naked, and crying, and Shigure ran frantically in circles trying to get everyone to calm down before someone broke his precious paper doors.
The chaos continued in full swing until a figure stepped through the front door, causing everyone to stop in their tracks.
"Uh…Did I miss something?" Hatsuharu Sohma stared, a bemused look on his face. Yuki quit punching Kyo and left him to fall upon the floor.
"Momiji, please, go put your clothes on before Miss Honda here has a heart attack." Momiji ran out of the room with his clothes, blushing furiously in embarrassment. Tohru turned quickly towards the stove and began stirring in ingredients, still shocked from the scene that had just occurred.
"Ah, Haru. You look well. Hatori worked his magic I see?" Shigure grinned and sat down at the table.
"Yes," Haru nodded, "I'm feeling better, thank you. I'm glad I was able to join you for dinner." The Sohma house had finally calmed down and Tohru was able to serve a delicious beef stew for dinner that everybody enjoyed. Kyo and Yuki were able to make it through the meal without arguing too much, and Momiji had finally gotten some clothes on. It wasn't until after dinner, when Tohru, Yuki, and Momiji took a walk outside and Kyo resumed his spot on the roof that Haru sat down with Shigure.
"Hatori is stopping by. Something is going on and I don't like it one bit." Haru glanced out the window at Yuki and Tohru who were laughing together and sighed.
"What do you mean. 'Something is going on?'" Shigure frowned. Things seemed so normal, so calm, so high-spirited, "This doesn't have anything to do with Akito, does it? He hasn't...Changed his mind?"
Haru shrugged, "All we can do is wait for Hatori."
He knew what he had to do.
He felt great pride in the atrocious plan he had concocted.
His jealousy towards the other Sohmas would soon be diminished.
And soon, Tohru Honda would be his for the taking.
A/N: let me know what you think! The Drama begins soon! Suggestions and ideas are welcomed. :)
