Here it is, the second chapter of The Extra Merc, I forgot to mention this is based on the remake of the anime: Hellsing Ultimate, episode 3, but some things will be altered, just saying, but enough I'm sure you guys want to read the story.

"Men listen up!"

The leader of The Wild Geese, Pip Bernadotte told his men, whilst smoking a cigarette.

"We weren't the only ones hired by the Hellsing Organization, there is another mercenary that was hired, that crash was probably him arriving here."

"Wait just one mercenary? whats so special about him?" asked a member of The Wild Geese.

"I don't know but…" Pip paused grabbing another cigarette, threw the other on the floor and lit the new one. "We're about to find out."

Meanwhile in the Hall Of Stupidity…

(OUR SCROTUM!)

"Oh god...give it a sec...and we're back in business!"

(That deserves to be on our list of Most Painful Events)

"For a second I felt like a female. So this is it huh?"

(I thought for sure it would be bigger.)

(Wrong house buddy.)

(Oh…)

"I don't know about you guys, but this is one hell of impression we just made."

(Fo sho!)

"Hey, you! With the big ass gun don't shoot! I'm a friendly!"

A voice suddenly was heard. "Stand down, Police Girl."

The Woman known as 'Police Girl' reluctantly put her gun down.

"Was all this necessary?"Integra asked, gesturing to the destruction behind Deadpool.

"Well it's a long story, actually no it's not. So this guy-who was so kind to fly me to london-was like "I'm gonna crash this plane!" and I was like "NOOOOOO!" and then he jumped off, flipping me off while he did, so I shot the bitches parachute and he, uh, 'Safely' landed on the ground then I crashed here."

Integra closed her eyes and pointed towards the destroyed Plane. "You're going to clean this up, and after you're done, meet me in my office, Police Girl, if you were so kindly to watch him and make sure he doesn't get into trouble."

"Yes Sir!"Police Girl saluted. Deadpool walked towards the entrance going past 'Police Girl' catching her attention.

"Hey where are you going? clean up the mess!"

Deadpool didn't even look back. "What mess?"

He responded 'Police Girl' looked towards the Plane but found it wasn't there anymore."What?! It's gone? Hey hold up!"

'Police Girl' rushed towards Deadpool.

"Oh yeah by the way, where is your Boss' office?"Deadpool asked

"I'll take you to her." 'Police Girl' told Deadpool.

On the way there Deadpool had to ask 'Police Girl' something. "So…" Deadpool started.

"What's your real name?"

"Only if you tell me first." 'Police Girl' responded.

"Oh? Alright then, it's Deadpool. AKA Wade Wilson."

"Seras Victoria is my name, but they just call me 'Police Girl' here."She responded

"Why? Wait-wait! Don't tell me or else the author is going to write an origin story." Deadpool said.

"The...Author?" Seras questioned.

"Yeah you know the guy who's writing this right now, and everything we're saying."

"Deadpool they don't know I exist." I told him.

"Wait, what? Oh great, now you just made me look crazy."

'This man is totally insane!' Seras thought.

"You can just tell me you know, I can hear your thoughts." Deadpool told her.

"How did you-"

"Know what you were thinking? Oh look, we're here."

Deadpool casually strolled into Integra's office and approached her, Seras stayed near the doorway.

"So, mind telling me what's going on?"

Deadpool asked Integra, she smirked at this.

"You may act like a idiot, but you sure can't be fooled." She said

"So two vampires where's the other one?"Deadpool asked.

"He'll appear when, he feels the time is right." Integra informed him.

"Alright I guess we're done here, Imma go eat some Chimichangas and find, kill, and teabag a vampire, see all of you schmucks later." Deadpool left the office and proceeded down a long hallway, but saw a crack in one of the walls.

"Huh, someone didn't do their job right."

(It's obviously a hidden passage way, we should go explore.)

(I bet that's where they have all of their money hidden!)

Deadpool put his fingers between the cracks and pushed to his left revealing a passage of stairs that descended underground.

"This should be good…" Deadpool said, and proceeded to go down the stairs. When he finally reached the bottom he was meet with a empty dark, brick, room with only a chair in the middle, with a man sitting on it, Deadpool would describe him as a 'Ozzy Osbourne looking motherfucker', who was currently looking at Deadpool. They stared at each other for a couple of seconds.

"So you're here, huh?" Deadpool said.

"Yes it's been awhile hasn't it Deadpool?" The vampire known as Alucard said.

"Last time it ended in a draw, but I've gotten better and I'm sure I can whoop your ass!" Deadpool told him.

"But I've improved as well, and I assure you, it won't be a draw next time." Alucard said.

"But unfortunately I haven't been given an order by my master to do anything to you."

"So you two know each other then?" Integra said walking down the stairs with Seras and Walter right behind her.

"Yes my master, we fought a couple 30 years ago, and it turned out to be a draw in the end." Alucard said.

"A draw?!" Integra asked, shocked by his words. "With all restrictions off?"

"Yes, the most entertaining fight I've had to say."

Everyone was shocked by Alucards words, except Deadpool. This man was able to fight Alucard to a draw and still lived, so how Powerful is he?

"Welp, it's been fun, but I've got things to do, like meeting the other mercs, and protecting the mansion, so...yeah."

Deadpool used his teleporter to get out of that underground room before Integra could ask anything. This made Seras more interested in Deadpool, the strongest vampire beaten to a draw, by a mercenary?

Meanwhile with Deadpool…

(So how about that Seras chick, huh?)

(Remember that vampire movie, where the guy vampire was having sex, with the girl vampire by biting her?)

(Oh...well that bites! Get it?)

"Enough with your puns, besides if she wasn't a vampire I'd already be 'tapping that'."

"Well if it isn't the new mercenary."

Deadpool found himself in the doorway where all of the mercenaries have gathered and looked at the person who was talking.

"And you are?" Deadpool asked.

"Pip Bernadotte, leader of this mercenary group that you are currently looking at."

"So is this quite the job, eh?" Deadpool said, looking at Pip.

"You know killing vampires and such, stabbing them in the heart and shoving Garlic down their throats." He said, leaning on wall.

"Vampires? what's he on about?" asked a group member.

"I don't know how to put this so I'll give it to you straight. We're here to get rid of monsters." Pip said

"Get rid of monsters?" Asked another member.

"It's true." Integra said walking in to the room. "Your enemy is a vampire who gains immortality by drinking human blood. Our job is to carry around Garlic and holy water, put a wooden stake in it's heart, chop off it's head, burn it's corpse, and sprinkle it's ashes at the crossroads. For information read your Bram Stoker." Integra finished

"That's ridiculous." A member with glasses on said.

"There's no such things as vampires." A blonde chubby mercenary said.

"You just don't know about them. Or to be more precise,you've never been told. Formed over 100 years ago, our royal order of religious knights, Hellsing...has been working in secret for a long time with the intended purpose of fighting vampires. If you still don't get it, take a good look for yourselves!" Integra said pointing towards Seras, who was in the corner with the goofiest smile plastered on her face. Deadpool snorted,

"You couldn't have gotten Alucard or something?" He asked.

"Just wait." Integra said. Deadpool shrugged and watched.

"What?!" Pip said rising out of his chair. "Hold on a sec, you're a vampire?" He asked.

"Yes, well...I guess I am." Everyone was silent and then started to laugh at Seras, she looked harmless what could she possibly do?

"They're laughing at me aren't they?" Seras said pointing towards the laughing mercenaries.

"Then why don't you show them some proof, Police Girl?" Integra said.

"Roger! Please go ahead."

She said snapping her fingers. Pip laughed while pointing at her. "If she's a vampire, then I'm Frankenstein."

Seras then smacked Pip's forehead with her finger, causing him to bleed, she smacked him three more times before his body went flying towards the mercenary group. Deadpool burst out laughing and didn't stop until Pip got back up, from the beating Pip just received.

"Captain!" A member yelled.

"She's a monster! I didn't even see it coming, not even a sign! She just poked me in the forehead and my whole head's swimming. Is she really a vampire?"

"She really is." A supernatural voice said.

"She may be the lowest of the lowest rank, but she's a card-carrying vampire." Alucard said phasing through a wall. The mercenaries started to tremble in fear, except Deadpool of course.

"What a bunch of pussies." Deadpool said. "You think that's scary? Try fighting him in his true form."

Alucard looked at Deadpool. "My thoughts exactly. You think we can use these people?" Alucard said, directing that last line to Integra.

"I'm sorry Miss." Walter said running and stopping next to Integra. "I tried to stop him, but…"

"They're going to be guarding my bed. I wanted to see who they were." He said smiling.

"That aside Miss…" Walter said, showing Integra a letter. "We received this in the mail."

Integra grabbed the letter and read the front.

"The head of the Vatican's Special Operations 13th Division…Iscariot Organization...Enrico Maxwell." She finished reading, sounding shocked.

"Well this has been snooze fest, nothing fun happened, except Pip getting his ass beat by a chick, hilarious by the way. I'll just take a nap on that couch over there and maybe tomorrow I'll kill some vampires."

He said and actually approached the couch and went to sleep almost instantly, a bubble started to form, from his mask, signaling he was actually asleep.

'Ah, Deadpool, man with a Horrible past, yet acts like a mere child and pretends like nothing ever happened. How does he do it?' Alucard thought.

That's chapter two guys, I know I took forever to get this chapter uploaded but, you see, well my computer broke down and it didn't want to work anymore so I had to resort to my very old computer and try to rewrite a chapter that I almost finished in my other computer. But anyway hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and expect to get another one very soon. This DeadpooltheCat, please review, and I'll see you guys next time, Peace!