A/N: Finally got this posted! After so much brain-picking for my writers block, (Yes I did have this all planned in my notebook but after reading it I was just like 'What?', I did it from scratch.)And now, without further ado, enjoy the semi-finale of this tale of two hot guys!

After Sherlock left I admit I panicked for a few minutes. Resigning to my fate I entered the bathroom. After stripping my clothes (I am just going to refer to these changes as mine for simplicity) I decided to look in the mirror to see Sherlock's body. What I saw was a lean muscular (not super muscular though, probably from all those cases where we had to do manual labor) with a trail of hair going down to-

"Oh bloody hell." Sherlock had a well-sized cock.

"For an asexual git he's well endowed." Then, of course, came the mental images. Sherlock sitting in a chair, naked, and he lowering himself down…Sherlock towering above him tying his hands to the headboard…

"Stupid git! It's his bloody fault that this happened!" I turned and there stood my worst nightmare.

"John…" he said.

"Sherlock how much did you hear?" I asked suddenly afraid of the answer.

"The 'For an asexual git he's well endowed.' Part to the present." He replied.

"Sherlock it's not what it sounds like!" He barely blocked out the phrase that's what she said out of his mind. For a brief second I saw what looked like…disappointment...before his face went back to that neutral state of his.

"Sherlock what did I tell you about personal space?" I asked.

"This is not about me John it's about you, so don't try to change the subject." He replied blatantly.

"Change the what? Sherlock I didn't think I would ever say this to you, but you don't know what you're talking about!" I exclaimed. In response Sherlock, in a sudden movement, stepped in front of me so fast that it reminded me of a panther stalking its prey.

"John, I have seen the way you act around me this past month and I noticed that you act differently around me than with other people. Now I may not know much about relationships with other people, but I can recognize a change in a person. Now, are you going to tell me or not?" Sherlock asked.

"Why do you need to know Sherlock?! It's none of your business!" I yelled.

"John, you are my friend and I know I don't have many of those so I am just trying to not mess our relationship up." I admit I was touched by this statement and felt for him, I really did, but this was not the time for this. I heaved a sigh,

"Sherlock I am in no way shape or form different from how I was last month your just making up something to find a way to alleviate your boredom."

"John, I admit I might do something like this if I was extremely bored but I am 95% sure that there is something wrong with you." He stepped forward into my personal space. I felt my face flush at our closeness seeing as I could feel his breath.

"Now I am 100% sure that there is something off" He stated. 'Might as well get this over with' I thought.

"Okay Sherlock I admit it, your right I am acting differently because I…" I started.

"It's about time you admit you are attracted to me John." He interrupted.

"H-H-How the bloody hell did you know about-"

"Simple really, the increased heart rate, the flushed face, the absence of girlfriends, and the longing glances I have read about in those silly romantic novels you have on your bookcase." He deduced. I was speechless; he knew my feelings the whole time?

"Sherlock you complete and utter git, why didn't you say something bloody earlier when I was freaking out about these feelings?!" I screamed.

"John I know you're angry-"he started.

"Angry, Sherlock? No I'm not angry…I'm absolutely livid! This whole time you have been messing around with my emotions like I'm a doll for your entertainment and I am sick of it! I looked the other way when you make me do the shopping, do potentially fatal experiments, and confront serial killers on your own but this is the final straw Sherlock! I'm done." I vented and walked away.

"John!" I heard him calling my name and did not turn around until I walked out of the bathroom, into the living room, and opened the door, and ran into the one person I knew that could possibly stop me. Mycroft Holmes. He was there leaning on the door with that trademark umbrella clutched in his hand.

"Hello John, may I come in? Excellent." He responded and without a moment's hesitation, walked into the sitting room, and sat down in one of the armchairs. Moments later Sherlock walked in and looked at me, and then he turned and saw Mycroft.

"Mycroft, what are you doing here?" he seethed. Mycroft seemed unaffected by Sherlock's tone and continued as if Sherlock had not seemed to dislike his very presence.

"Ah, Sherlock, nice to see you and are dealing with your problems like responsible adults." He stated sarcastically.

"Mycroft, do you have to ruin every aspect of my life? Don't you have a government to run or politicians to blackmail?" Sherlock asked.

"I have a short few moments to spare before my next meeting. And what better than to spend it with my brother and his…interest." Mycroft stated.

"Mycroft, I swear…" Sherlock started.

"Ah brother-mine! Promising to harm the most likely only person who can possibly reverse your situation right now is generally not the right way to go." Mycroft smirked at the deadly glare Sherlock sent his way."Besides I have realized something very important about you and it could possibly leak out…" He trailed off.

Seeking to diffuse the situation I stepped in and said, "Mycroft may I ask why you are not confused about our identities and how you could have possibly devised a way to reverse this?"

"He's the British Government John. Of course he would be able to find a way to make an antidote." Sherlock stated looking bored already.

"Sherlock don't be ridiculous. I occupy a minor position you know this. Your making me sound like I am James Bond or someone as equally important as that. Next you'll be saying I have a sword hidden in my umbrella." Mycroft chastised. Sherlock muttered something that sounded like "Most likely" and I yelled, "Can we get back to the matter at hand instead of bickering like little kids? I would like to be in my body as soon as possible!"

Both Holmes looked at me with a semblance of shock on their faces before schooling them into masks. "Of course, my apologies ." Mycroft said apologetically. "Now as I was saying, an antidote has been made seeing as we analyzed the chemicals Sherlock used in his experiment. But unfortunately it will take awhile seeing as the antidote was made in a distant country; it will most likely be two to three days at the least. That is what I came to tell you gentlemen."

"So you're essentially saying that we'll be stuck in each other's bodies for about three days? Well if that doesn't bloody well take the cake I don't know what does." I stated. The rest of the conversation basically had Mycroft and Sherlock using scientific terminology to describe how the tests were being conducted. In all honesty, I barely understood a word of it. This was going to be a long three days.

A/N: Okay I lied this is going to be a three shot more than likely. You hear that brain a three shot?! So yeah. I HAD to include Mycroft in there because I imagine him as a BAMF who uses his umbrella to kill people; he's just cool like that! Ja Ne!