Hey, it's Gormanbros. So, how this is going to work is that I'm going to move through the already announced SSB4 characters before I work through the possible vets and newbies. I love reviews, comments, compliments, ideas, or constructive criticisms from you guys. Characters owned by Nintendo. Thanks for reading!

Interview 1: Pit

Mario, Link and Samus sat at their desk, ready to begin their day.

"So, who's first?" Mario drowsily asked.

Link pointed at Pit's name on a sheet of paper.

"Well, this isn't going to be too crazy, I mean, it's Pit. I don't see why we shouldn't let him back," Mario remarked.

"Well, we have dropped non-clones before…" Samus mutters, not wanting to talk much with the other two.

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Outside the interview room, Kirby dressed all formal, smiles at Pit as the flightless angel walks up to him.

"Hi, Kirby! How are you? It's been a few years, huh?" Pit said, grinning. Kirby responded by staring and, uncharacteristically, frowning. "What's wrong, Kirby?"

The adorable pink ball thought to himself, Pit stole Sakurai from me… Why, Pit? Why? I must plot my revenge. Hehehehehehe…

"So, um, Kirby? Can I go in now?"

Realizing he entered his own world, Kirby looked up again, and smiling, nodded and chirped "Uh huh! Poyo! Haii!"

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"Hi, Mario, Link, Samus."

"Hey, itsa Pit!" Mario grinned.

"How are you, Mario?"

"Better, now that I'm not stuck in Skyworld as a trophy anymore," the plumber chuckled, reminiscing about the Subspace War that occurred around the time of the Super Smash Bros. Brawl tournaments.

"Oh, yeah. That must have been tough…"

"So," Samus changed the subject, "Why should we choose you to be in this tournament, Pit?"

"Because I just saved the world two years ago! Don't you remember? There were Metroids in the sky?"

"What? The Metroids have reached your universe too? This is not good…" Samus scowled.

"Oh, its okay, Samus. I killed them all!"

"Oh, uh… that's good."

"Well, I don't think this interview needs much…" Mario remarked. "I say we vote now. Samus?"

"Yes."

"Link?" Mario asked. The Hylian simply nodded, smiling. "And I'm a yes too, Pit! Welcome to Super Smash Bros. 4!"

"Yay, thanks! Maybe I can invite Lady Palutena too!"

"Um… more Kid Icarus reps?" Samus muttered.

"Well, who's next?" Mario asked. At that, Link frowned, looked at Mario, and points at the plumber's worst nightmare. Bowser.