Me:Welcome back to...HETALIA TALK! Today's guest is Germany!

(Germany marches unto the stage but with a stern look on his face and sits down in chair)

Me:Hi Germa-

Germany:SHUT UP! FIRST OF ALL, WHY DID YOU KIDNAP US ALL!

Me:It's nice to see you too... besides you should be grateful, I tossed the sleep gas can soon as you were almost taken by the allies, so i deserve a thank you.

Germay:(clenches teeth) GRRR...Daaaaannnkke.

Me: Okay, first question:What is your relationship with Italy?

Germany:UH...(blushes)Did you ask Italy about this?

Me:Yes, and he says you guys are best friends...

Germany:*sighs in relief*

Me:(Turns to audience and smirks) AND that you kiss and sleep NAKED together.

(Audience sqeuals)

Germany:(facepalms*)

Me:So Germay... what is your relationship with Italy

Germany: (steam comes off head*)No comment.

Me:Okay...Next question, What do you do in you spare time when you're not in war?

Germany:Well, I usually drink beer,read, andvtrain...nothing special really. Other than getting bossed around by Austria.

Me:Anyway...how about your brother?

Germany:Loudv and obxious as always...

Me:Okay! That's all for now! Sayanora til then!