Akatsuki Pre-school is soon to be in session

Thanks for all the reviews!!

Sorry it took so long for a new chapter, but I was on Vacation.

Though I'm glad to be back.

"Who wants pancakes?"

Konan asked cheerfully holding out a large frying pan stacked with slightly burnt pancakes.

"OOOOHHHHHH ME!! ME!!"

Both Deidara and Itachi yelled at once, holding there arms high in the air each attempting to be higher then the other, and glaring daggers at each other.

Konan giggled slightly putting a medium stack of pancakes on each of their plates, they were always her most eager and early customers of the day…well excluding Tobi of course, but Zetsu had to go out and do some spy work, and when he offered Tobi to come…well must I say more.

"HEY, YOU GAVE DEIDARA A BIGGER PILE THEN ME!!"

Itachi screamed out like a small pissed off child, still glaring at Deidara.

Konan sighed talking in a sweet voice "That's because you never finish all of your food Itachi, and besides Deidara only got one more then you"

Konan looked at Itachi's pissed look then over to Deidara's who was giving Itachi a superior cocky look.

"Yaaahhhh Itachi you cant handle this many pancakes, you're too little!!"

Deidara said rather smugly giving Itachi a teasing look.

"OH SHUT IT MOUTH FREAK, YOUR ONLY ONE AND A HALF YEARS OLDER THEN ME!!"

Itachi yelled it the artists face.

"Yah, but I'm still one year old enough to eat this pancake, and yourrrr not!!"

Deidara cracked rather enjoying Itachi's lack of patience.

"YOU BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I SHUVE THAT PANCAKE UP YOUR-"

Itachi was cut off by Konans hand over his mouth.

Konan laughed awkwardly "calm down Tachi…finish your pancakes and if you're still hungry then you can get some more later…"

She turned to Deidara giving him a warning look.

"And Deidara you know better then to pick on Itachi"

She then looked at both of them folding her arms "understood?"

They both nodded.

"Good then I'll go make more" Konan said walking over to the to the stove again.

'Pein may have said no kids, but he's never seen these two at breakfast!!'

"Hmmm" Konan thought an evil clever idea slowly forming in her mind.

"You want some honey on your pancakes?"

Itachi whispered making sure Konan wasn't listening.

"Honey??"

Deidara asked swallowing a mouthful of pancakes.

Itachi couldn't help but let out a chuckle.

"Or should I just put it on your face so the ants don't crawl up and bite your candy a!!"

"Zetsu-san AREEEEE WEEEE THEREEE YETTTTT??"

Tobi ranted, following slowly behind Zetsu as they walked through the forest.

"No Tobi for the millionth time…WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!"

Zetsu yelled, stopping and turning to give Tobi a pissed off look.

"It was just a question…" Tobi mumbled looking down at his feet not to look into his partners ticked off eyes.

Zetsu sighed heavily turning back around and continuing on.

"Besides…Tobi's a good boy"

Tobi whispered to himself.

-Do you have the stuff-

-Yah…you got the money-

-Show me the stuff fi-

"ZETSU I HEAR SOMEO-"

Tobi was stopped short as Zetsu grabbed Tobi holding a hand tight over his moth and pulling him near a tree were he hid them by blending in with the tree.

"mmm…mhg..MJNNMMN"

Tobi ranted frustrated.

Zetsu let go of his partner's mouth for a second.

"Zetsu-san who are those guys?"

Tobi asked curiously.

Zetsu shook his head "…I don't know"

Zetsu looked over at the men studying their features.

One of the people looked about in his twenties, he was average height but very thin, and had a narrow face he had long dark brown hair pulled up into a high messy ponytail.

He had a black mask covering the majority of his face except for both of his sinister dark brown eyes that shone with greed and hate, he was wearing a normal leaf ninja outfit with a green vest and dark blue pants.

The other ninja was a female.

She seemed a little younger then the man most likely about 16, Zetsu thought.

She had waist long silky black hair, long straight bangs hung in her face.

You couldn't see her eyes though since she had a Sound village headband tied over both of her eyes.

She wore long black thigh boots, so high you couldn't see any of her legs.

She also had on a Very short red skirt with a slit cut on the side, and a dark red mesh shirt with a seeable black tank top under it.

(Yes I know I detail a lot)

She was holding a large glowing scroll in her arms.

The man with her stared greedily down at the scroll.

He reached out an extended hand to take the scroll, only to have it snatched hastily away by the girl.

She smiled "I may be blind, but I'm not stupid"

"Now I brought what you wanted…so where's the money??"

The girl smiled mockingly cuddling the scroll to her chest.

He gave her a disgusted look but the grinned, "So this really is the legendary scroll of youth?"

He asked pulling out a rolls and rolls of cash.

"Yes, and this was not easy to acquire so you better not cheat out on me with the money!!"

She snapped.

"…Fine…" He said handing the girl the money.

She quickly flipped through the wads making sure it was the right amount.

She smiled handing him the scroll, which he quickly scooped into his arms, about ready to run off with it.

"But remember, once you use the scroll all memories at the time will be lost until you return to you regular age"

She warned.

He nodded tucking it carefully under his arm, and with a puff of smoke they were both gone.

Zetsu let go of Tobi who was currently gasping for air.

'A thought popped into Tobi's mind as he remembered last night with Konan and the baby incident, Pein said they couldn't have a baby together, but what if Tobi could make the babies himself'

(Oh and yes I know that sounds wrong 0o)

"We…We-WE have to follow them Zetsu-san…take the scroll, money, K-Konan"

Tobi muttered still struggling to regain his breath.

Zestu's head snapped immediately over to Tobi.

"Did you just say Konan?"

Zetsu asked confused.

Tobi froze realizing what he had just said.

"Uhhhh…Uhhhh…N-No…I just said…Uhhhh"

A thought suddenly clicked to him.

"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!"

He screamed happily.

Zetsu rolled his eyes in response "well shut up then if we are going to steal it then they cant know were following them"

Tobi grinned squealing but quickly stopping "sorry Zetsu-san"

Zetsu merely rolled his eyes again "Just come on!!"

OK sorry it took soooo long for an update but I just got back from my vacation in North Carolina!!

Also sorry if they story was kinda ehhh how do I say this??

Well I just hope it didn't suck!!

Sorry I was like writing this at 5:34am!!

Also I apologize that may stories may well you know drag on a bit without getting to the point but I swear they will be transformed into chibis by the next chapter.

Thanx for all the reviews again, hope I get more, and if you have any ideas for my next chapter feel free to share them, cuz so far I have no idea whats going to happen -- I'm lazy I know!!