SuGaChi: Hello everybody!! Sorry for being away for so long but I just had my exams and I'm on a two week holiday to celebrate New Year! So I had the time to finish this chapter! So here's chapter 2 of MABN!
Tobi: What does MABN mean?
SuGaChi: It means My Annoying Blonde Neighbour, my dear Tobi-chan!
Itachi: You know, you spelled neighbor wrong...
SuGaChi: Shut up! Go back to your grave!
Kisame: No! After selling my two kidneys, right lung and a testicle to this obsessed fan girl who stole him, I'll never give him back ever!
SuGaChi: ... -.-' whatever you say, fishy... =3 on with the disclaimer!
Tobi: SuGa-chan will never own Naruto!
SuGaChi: I can try though, also all the 'neighbor' words will be spelled 'neighbour' because it is cool and I like it...
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Sasori's POV
I woke up today badly, stupid blonde, invading my dreams... Sigh, must make breakfast. Wait, shower first then breakfast! Crap, the blonde's stupidness is catching onto me... I hope its temporary... (A/N: Sorry! I don't mean to offend any blondes!)
After my shower, I put on a pair of jeans and a black long sleeved shirt with my black converse. I head downstairs to make myself toast and coffee, I don't need to make grandma anything cause she doesn't wake up until 9 o'clock and I must be in school before 8 and classes start at 8:30, so everybody should be in their homerooms before then and the teacher will take care of the business before the students go to their different classes at 9. After cleaning up, I grabbed my backpack and started walking to school, I don't live that far from it anyway and taking public transport just waste my money and I wouldn't get any exercise. Sure I have a car, a Lambourgani actually, but as I said before it's just a waste of resources and it hurts the environment which equals to trees which equals to if I don't get best quality wood I wouldn't be able to make my puppets.
After arriving at school, I head to my homeroom, went to my seat near the window and just sat there, looking outside and thinking of ways on how to not see my blonde neighbour again. I sat there quietly until the room was filled with other students chatting around with their friends. Kisame and Itachi came in and took their seats behind me because if they sit in front of me, it'll be hard for me to see the board. We said our good mornings and went back to our business. Tobi and Zetsu came later on with Hidan and Kakuzu; those four sit across of me, Itachi and Kisame. We also said our good mornings to them too. Finally, Konan and Pein came here with Konan's ADHD cousin, Akari. That girl is a pain in the ass; I don't understand why she hangs with us. Her purple hair and big green eyes attracts too much attention. Konan's blue hair doesn't attract that much attention when she's with Akari.
"Ohaiyo minna-san! Saso-chan! Ohaiyo! Hey, did ya know? I met your blonde neighbour at the park last night! He's so cool! Also, he's studying in this school, too! He came from Iwa and moved to Konoha! And his hair is so soft and shiny! He let me touch and-" I hit her head with a rolled up newspaper that Kakuzu let me borrow. "Shut up, early in the morning and you're a nuisance." "Konee-chan!! Saso-chan hit me!" That girl cried to Konan, her tears were not real so nobody cared except Konan because she had to shut her up.
I massage my forehead with my hand because Akari's voice is still in my head, but the bell drained it out and everybody seated down, Konan and Pein sat in front of Hidan and Kakuzu who sat in front of Tobi and Zetsu. Akari sat in front of me, she, like me, don't have a seatmate because nobody can control her, not even Konan. Our homeroom teacher, Ibiki-sensei ignores Akari's antics since he can't control her and using violence on students will result to getting fired and probably spending a few nights in jail.
"Okay, class, we have a new student who recently moved here from Iwa." Ibiki-sensei said while ignoring Akari who's making paper airplanes and throwing them in the air. I hope with all my might that Akari was wrong and it would not be my blonde neighbour. For the love of god please not him! Well, god didn't hear me and sent my neighbour to my class. Maybe I should convert religions... "Class, meet your new classmate, Haretsu Deidara!" The door opened and that brat came in wearing a navy blue shirt with fishnet sleeves, a pair of black pants and black and dark blue sneakers with his black backpack slung on his shoulders. "Yo! The name's Deidara, un! Please to ya!" He waved to the class and smiled which made some of the girls swoon. (A/N: I don't know what the hell it means, but it sounds good, ne?) "Hi, Dara-chan!" You don't need to guess who the hell said that.
"Since he's new here, we'll need someone to guide him and I get to choose the people! No volunteers!" Is it just me or does Ibiki-sensei likes to torment students and see them suffering? "Okay, Sasori and Akari will be giving you the tour, Deidara." Totally the latter... Damn teacher... "Wahoo! Dara-chan, we'll be touring around the school with Saso-chan!" Why is she so eager for this crap? Oh yeah, she's an idiot. "You guys have until lunch to show him around and you're free from lessons until then, understand?" "Yeah..." "Yes, sir!" Akari stood up and gave a salute. It probably won't be that bad and art is after lunch, I can endure the torment until then and I don't have to see that creepy ass teacher who's obsess with snakes and 'cute boys' and sadly I'm one of them. "Also, Deidara, you'll be seating next to Sasori, understand?" "Yeah, un." Okay, Ibiki-sensei is so gonna get a beating soon... I don't care if my streak is broken, I'm gonna kick his ass. The brat walked to the desk next to me and sat down. Akari turned and started chatting with him who eagerly chatted back. (A/N: It sounds cool!) I endured the twenty minutes of talking and made new plans that involve a certain blonde and a loudmouth purple haired girl hanging above a pot of hot, boiling oil on very thin rope.
After Ibiki's usual shit, the bell rang and me and Akari went to our lockers to put some of our things there with blondie and went to his locker later which was farther than mines, Akari's next to mine actually. We showed him all the classrooms and explained to him all about it, he payed attention, but every time we were going to the next classroom, he and Akari just kept on talking and slowly killing my brain cells. It took two lessons to show him all the classrooms, every lesson lasts for 30 minutes each and lunch lasts for an hour and 30 minutes since we're allowed to go out to buy lunch and the nearest fast food joint is roughly 15 minutes away if you walk. It also took another hour to show him all the facilities, the gym and the rest of all that shit. So far, we only have another 30 minutes left till lunch, sometimes I hate that my school is so goddamn big. We are heading to the cafeteria which is located in the ground floor and since we're in the rooftop and the ground floor is 10 stories below us, I'm taking the elevator. I don't know about the other two.
"Hey! Dara-chan! Dara-chan! Want to race to the caf'?! Want to?! Want to?!" Akari said while tugging on Deidara's fishnet sleeve. His hair was in a half ponytail with a fringe that covers half of his face. His skin was a nice tan, hmm, didn't see that last night. I wonder if he'll accept... Akari's the fastest runner in this school, must be of the help of her ADHD that makes her so fast. "Yeah! I was the fastest runner at my old school, un. Let's see if you can meet my standards!" "If you guys are racing, I'm going down first, I'm not gonna watch you do stupid things." I head to the elevator and went down to the ground floor. The elevator is an expressed one, dunno why the school would get one.
When I arrived there, I can hear their footsteps running down here; I stood at the side of the stair case so I wouldn't get knocked down. It didn't take that long for both of them to reach here in a tie; I wasn't really watching clearly, I'm glad that both of them are fast since waiting isn't really my thing. "Hey, you idiots, come on let's go..." I started to walk away from their argument on who really was the first one down. "Okay, Saso-chan! Come on, Dara-chan! Let's go!" Akari started to go to my left side while the brat went to my right.
When we arrived at the cafeteria, the bell rang and I can hear the students from the floor above cheering that it was lunch. God, they are so noisy... But there's nothing I could do about it. Akari lined up and picked her food with him right behind her. I took up the rear and selected udon, a doughnut and a coke. He picked a salad, a ham n' cheese sandwich with iced lemon tea and Akari... well, fuck her, she bought so much food that I don't want to explain what the hell she bought.
I arrived at our table, which is only reserved for us also the people that I greeted earlier in the morning. The brat was trying to help Akari since she's carrying two trays, it was sort of entertaining to see them cause Akari was preventing him from touching her tray, she never did like it when people help her if it's related to food. He let it go and just followed her to our table. I stopped eating my doughnut and asked, "Why is he gonna sit with us?" Then I continued to eat. "Because he's our friend and he's the new student! So we shouldn't be like Saso-chan who is so anti-social to new students!" Akari said happily, I sighed for asking such a stupid question, but I just mind my own business. Akari was sitting to my right with blondie next to her.
The cafeteria is now very noisy with three and a half quarters of the school population in the cafeteria. The rest of the gang also seated at the table talking about things, I didn't engage in any conversation since I just want to finish my lunch. "Hey, menstruation! What is more fucking important, fucking money or religion?" Hidan asked me with that stupid nickname I detest so much. "Money, because it's more useful than religion." I replied because Kami-sama made the brat my seatmate that's why I chose money. "What?! No fucking way!" "Ha! In your face, Hidan!" Kakuzu gloated to Hidan, it was entertaining because Hidan is fuming so much, I thought he might explode. "But, I think religion is more important, Kakuzu-san, un." The brat said while munching on his sandwich. "Oh? Why do you say so, Haretsu?" Kakuzu asked with a little bit of tone in his voice. "Well, because the main point about religion is about faith, if you believe it, you have to have faith which is mostly used in everyday life situations, un. Like for example, in projects, they assign certain positions to people and they have faith in them to do the job or else they wouldn't give that person the job, un. You want another example? Well, faith is also found in relationships, where both partners haven't cheated on each other with different people and they have been faithful to each other, it is also similar in marriages, actually, I think it's the same, but if the married couple haven't been faithful, they have broken their commitment to each other and both partners have to take full responsibility of the commitment to each other or else their marriage was a waste because they married couples took an oath of sorts to love and be faithful to the person they married, un. And besides faith can never run out in any person, rich or poor, unlike money."
I stopped eating for a while since I never knew that the brat have a view on life like that. "Deidara! You're my new best friend! Take that, Kuzu!" Hidan said and hugged the blonde. He also made a face at Kakuzu with Hidan. "I didn't know you have a view of religion like that, Haretsu-san." Itachi said while sipping his miso soup. "Uh, thanks, Itachi-san and please call me Deidara." The brat replied while smiling sheepishly at Itachi. "Sure, Deidara. Now if you must excuse us, me and Kisame are going to leave, good day." He stood up with Kisame who's taking Itachi's tray with his to the basket where all the finished trays go. Akari waved goodbye to them franticly when they left the cafeteria.
"Are Itachi-san and Kisame-san best friends or something?" Deidara asked while finishing up his salad.
"You can say that." Kakuzu replied.
"Tobi always thought Kisame was a body guard for Itachi-san!"
"Itachi's body is not fully recovered since last year's annual sports and cultural festival, he participated in nearly all the sports and he had to run away from all of his fans because Kisame was back in his hometown to attend his grandmother's funeral and the festival lasted for a month and Kisame only came back on the last week, so he's excused from P.E. for the time being." Konan said while snuggling against Pein.
"Tobi's assumption is basically the deal when both of them are hanging around publicly." Pein said while drinking his sprite.
"But, when both of them think we're not looking, their presence practically screams fuck buddies!" Hidan said while laughing at it.
"That is so fucking true, Hidan!" Evil Zetsu said while smirking. "They're dating in secret to put it nicely." Good Zetsu said. Zetsu suffers from a dual personality syndrome since his parents got divorced when he was three, so they take care of him in turns for a year. Currently his mom is taking care of him. His mom is nice but boring, while his dad is pretty much a cool guy with no manners of sorts. So with each of them taking care of him for a year in turns he developed that syndrome.
Akari didn't say much, just making chewing noises since Konan is glaring at her. Konan never liked it when Akari talks with her mouth full and before Akari listened to her, Konan would eat Akari's food, which pissed her off and that resulted to some fights, but Konan won all of them because Akari never liked to fight so she held back.
"So they're gay?!" The brat was very surprised, I wonder if he's homophobe...
"Yeah, you've got nothing against that, right Dara-chan?!" Akari never liked homophobes, in fact I remembered this one time when she got suspended from school for sending this teacher to the hospital for calling her a lesbian and treating her unfairly because she's bisexual, the teacher was close though.
"Nah! I got this cousin who's a bi, she doesn't mind if I spread it because she's out of the closet." He said rather proudly, I was hoping he was so Akari can kick his ass and be suspended from school.
"Really? Wow! I'm a bi, too! How 'bout your orientation, Dara-chan?!" Akari was finished with her food, so she's cleaning up all the wrappers.
"I think I'm a pansexual... But I'm still new to the gender attractions. So my sexuality might change." He said while scratching the back of his head.
The bell rang to signal that there was only fifteen minutes left until it was the end of lunch. Everybody in the cafeteria are already starting to clear up, so the rest of us are putting our trays away. We all went our separate ways except me, Akari and blondie.
"Hey, Dara-chan! What's lesson now?!" Akari asked excitedly, hoping that the brat would be in her biology class.
"Um, I'm having... Art!" He said while looking at his schedule.
I cursed under my breath while Akari whined, "That means you'll have art with Saso-chan! Well, he can show you the way! Bye!" Then she ran on way to her class on the fifth floor. I sighed, but said nothing while heading to the art room on the third floor, the brat followed. When he caught up, I noticed he was ay least an inch taller than me, damn.
After arriving in the class, I sat at the back while the brat was asked to introduce himself to the class. "Okay, Deidara, sit next to Sasori." I cursed again, but didn't care for it was no use. The teacher continued to teach while the brat sat next to me.
"Hey, Sasori-san, are those artworks done by you?" He asked me while pointing at the pictures hung on the wall next to me; I was taken back by it, but answered yes anyway.
"They are really good!" He just smiled. I smirked at him. "I'm the best artist here, brat. Of course they are really good." I said rather smugly.
"I ain't a brat! My name is Deidara! Call me Deidara!" I just shook my head while continuing to write down the notes.
"At least call me Haretsu..." He sounded said and I have a feeling of bad karma coming to me if I didn't comply. So I sucked up my pride and said, "Maybe."
He perked up and smiled. And I just couldn't help but to smirk back. I have a feeling this school year would be very interesting.
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Deidara's POV
I was so happy that he at least said maybe, I never liked it when people called my brat, it happened in my old school, but I ignored it. But I really meant it when his artworks were really good, I wonder what he thought about art, well I'll ask him next time. So I stopped smiling like a weirdo and payed attention in the lesson.
I hoped that this school year would be interesting.
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SuGaChi: Phew! That was my longest I have ever done!
Itachi: But I think your one-shot was longer...
SuGaChi: Shut the hell up! Anyway, people I need 4 reviews to continue because I was an idiot to forget to ask you guys to review!! -Hits her head-
Tobi: Tobi only got one line! One line!
SuGaChi: Sorry, but you got mention though...
Tobi: Even Zetsu was explained more than me!
SuGaChi: Aw, screw this! Goodbye everybody! Remember 4 reviews before I continue! -Ran away-
Tobi: Tobi feels neglected! Tobi thought Tobi was your favorite character, SuGa-chan! -Sulked in a corner-
