"Cinderpeeeeeeeeeeelt!" cried Leafpaw.
"What?" mumbled Cinderpelt. She wasn't used to waking up about four hours after she had just fallen asleep. "I hope you got a very good reason for waking me up this early!"
"Well, I do! I do!"
"Ok, then what is it?"
"I got a PROPHECY!"
"Okay…GO ON…"
"There were bunnies and limes and peanuts everywhere! And they were saying 'Lalalalala…Moomoomoomoo…meowmeowmeowmeow…flufffluffluffluff…'"
"THAT'S NOT A PROPHECY!"
"But then," said Leafpaw, glaring at Cinderpelt. "They said, 'All shall be trained, as all will soon teach, but life will change as we know it.'"
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The whole time Bluestar was looking into the pool that shows the world of the warriors, and saw Leafpaw tell Cinderpelt the prophecy. She sighed. "I thought you took your medication today before you sent Leafpaw the prophecy!"
"Well, I did!"
"Yeah right! Limes and peanuts and bunnies? And Oakheart! I thought you were supervising Spottedleaf while she was taking her medication!"
"I…did."
Bluestar scoffed, then stalked away to play Guitar Hero III with all the other Clan cats. Oakheart stared at a huge wad of money and a box of kitty toys. Spottedleaf grinned, and said, "Great job Oakheart! I knew you would understand my hatred of the medication."
"All this for me?" he replied.
"Well, if you keep your yap shut that I flushed my meds down the toilet, it's all yours."
Oakheart's eyes followed the box as she moved it up and down. "Deal," he said, and shook paws with Spottedleaf. "This better be worth it," he sighed.
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That day, at the Gathering….
All leaders jumped onto the Great Rock. Blackstar, Leopardstar, and Tallstar started talking about their Clans and apparently there was nothing wrong going on. Then Firestar started talking. "I'm bored and now our medicine cat had gotten a prophecy. Someone go get me a strawberry milkshake!" A few cats got up and threw pies and tomatoes at Firestar, and finally one threw a strawberry milkshake. "Ok," he said, smacking his lips. His face was covered in pie and milkshake. "Leafpaw, tell everybody about your prophecy." Unfortunately, Leafpaw and a few other carts had fallen asleep. So, Brackenfur found a coconut and dropped it on her. "Huh? Huh? What? Hey, this isn't my den!" cried Leafpaw. "No, it isn't," said Tawnypaw. "Now, go on about your dream!"
"You want to know about my dream?"
"YES!" cried everyone in the forest. "Well, okay. I was talking to this rabbit and he was all like, "Hi, like, my name is, like, Cinnamon." And then we were talking and this HUGE bird was about to swoop down and…" said Leafpaw and when she looked up she saw all eyes glaring at her, "What?" she said, having no idea what she did wrong. "Tell us about the PROPHECY!"
"Oh! Well then why didn't you say so?" Everyone rolled their eyes. "Since the beginning of my dreams was like, weird, I'm gonna skip all that stuff…"
Five minutes later…
"So all in all, the dream said, 'All shall be trained, as all will soon teach, but life will change as we know it.'"
"Well, I'm guessing that Starclan wants us to eat monkeys!" cried Leopardstar.
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Cough.
"Sure…"
"I know! We shall use our special prophecy translating thing-a-ma-piggy!" said Cloudtail. Everyone followed him to the old piggy that was named 'RawrRawrFace.' "O' Great RawrRawrFace," said the Clan leaders in unison. "We have received a prophecy from Starclan it is 'All shall be trained, as all will soon teach, but life will change as we know it.' O' Great RawrRawrFace…What does it mean?"
"Okay, first, pay up."
Every cat stood in line to give the Great RawrRawrFace a gift, most of which was either mud, or food. Someone even gave him bacon. "Okay…Hmmm….'All shall be trained, as all will soon teach, but life will change, as we know it…. Let me get back to you on that in a month." Everybody stifled a groan as they walked away from the oh so great, prophecy deciphering piggy.
