I do not own Big Brother, or the idea of Torchwood. I based the house on this year's UK house by the way and it's contestants though Torchwood is set in 2007. It's easier and people who watch the show will notice I have taken the real situations that developed in the house.

Day 1 (continued)

"You march me in here without a word of warning! I literally walk through the door and you tell me I'm off to London to go in the Big Brother house!" Sarah Jane Smith ranted in the Diary Room.

"We thought you were a bit bored as you haven't had much to do with Torchwood yet and we thought you would be interested." Captain Jack replied through the speaker.

"We?" Sarah Jane Smith replied. She thought it was weird talking to a mirror.

"Okay, just me. Well you couldn't exactly send some of us in. We need Doctor Sato for medical reasons, and Gwen would just freak all the other housemates out!" Captain Jack replied and Sarah Jane Smith laughed. She would enjoy being in the house a bit more knowing that she can talk to Captain Jack whenever. She had never watched any previous versions of Big Brother, as she thought the show was cruel and the bottom of the entertainment barrel, but that may all change now that she was a housemate, and she still wanted to know why.

"You still haven't explained to me why I am really here." Sarah Jane Smith asked.

"Remember the energy source we found?" Captain Jack asked. Of course Sarah Jane Smith remembered. It was the first exciting thing that happened. She had been in Torchwood for about two weeks and she hadn't done much except read some files and get to know the team. She remembered the excitement she got when Adrian said they found some weird findings in London. They did a scan over the UK, and found a slight disturbance in the London area, and managed to pinpoint it to Elstree Studios. At the time, Sarah Jane Smith thought nothing of the location, but now she realises that the Big Brother house is the Elstree Studios.

"Is that why I am here?" Sarah Jane Smith asked.

"Yes. We know there is something up in this place but we do not know what. There's a group of us in the studios taking shifts so somebody will be up if you need to talk. We needed someone in the house as well to monitor any situations at all." Captain Jack replied.

Sarah Jane Smith laughed again. There was always a situation in the Big Brother house. That's how the show was designed.

"So you just want me to report any strange activities?" Sarah Jane Smith replied.

"Yeah, more or less, until we find out what the disturbance was." Captain Jack said.

"How did you get the show to agree to this?" Sarah Jane Smith replied.

"We said we'd shut down the entire show if they didn't compromise. As far as everyone knows you're the same person you always were, and have nothing to do with Torchwood. We've said any word about your actual position in the house would mean many bad things happening. I don't think they cared at that point. I think the thought of the show being shut down by the government was enough to frighten them." Captain Jack said.

"Somebody is bound to recognise me." Sarah Jane Smith said blatantly.

"Don't worry about that we've sorted the papers and if they need someone to talk to on BBLB, one of us will go up. Gwen and Doctor Sato have been nominated for now." Captain Jack said.

"So I have to live here. What if I get evicted in the first week!" Sarah Jane Smith exclaimed. As much as she didn't like the show she still didn't want to be evicted first.

"You won't be. If need be you'll be in the final four, but you'll be in the house until we know what the disturbance is." Captain Jack said.

"That is unfair. These people came on the show hoping to win and you're fixing it." Sarah Jane Smith said, absolutely disgusted with the idea.

"Don't worry, we think we'll find out what it is in three weeks tops. Besides, you may not even be up for eviction in the first few weeks. Don't worry. Sit back, enjoy, but be vigilant." Captain Jack said.

"Thanks. Real help." Sarah Jane Smith replied. She got up and left the Diary room before Captain Jack could say anything else.