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Dependent
'No one can know, not even Jiji. Unless he already knows, then no one else can know. No, this needs to stay a secret. If anyone ever learns this secret, well that would be the most horrific –'
"Hey, Naruto, help unpack our supplies. Part of it IS yours."
'No. No, this is not happening. Please just unpack your own and leave mine –'
"Dobe."
The sheer terror of this situation hit Naruto full-force. His head snaps around to see Sasuke holding IT. Sakura glances at Naruto, and looks at Sasuke to see what caused the expression on Naruto's face.
Sasuke was holding, in all its glory, his Froggy sleeping-cap. Sakura looked at it, and then stared at Naruto accusingly. "Are you serious Naruto? Again?" The shame and embarrassment crashed down on the orange ninja, like a tidal wave. Or a really big tree.
"Dobe, you need to stop." Sasuke looked as if he was planning to burn the precious with a Katon jutsu, before chucking it at Naruto's head. "First ramen reserves, now this." Naruto started to tear up at the realization that, no, there was no ramen in his pack anymore. Sasuke wasted it by burning it all. Right in-front of him. 'The poor ramen, it didn't even have a chance…'
"Naruto! Pay attention!" Sakura looked at the precious as if it were something that WASN'T important to the mission. "Naruto, you need to stop being so dependent on this thing!"
"Hn." Sasuke said, explaining all the reasons to not need it, in a short, concise manner.
Suddenly realizing that Kakashi hadn't said anything in this whole argument, they see him crouching on the forest floor, with a red blush, and a suspicious red stain under his nose. He had been reading his Icha-Icha, and had gotten to a rather risqué scene.
They sweat dropped as a whole. "Maybe Kakashi shouldn't be so dependent on his porn." Naruto mumbled.
"Yeah."
"Hn."
