[EDIT] So I changed the dialog layout for this too, so it matches with the rest of the story, somewhat.

So, I checked my emails this morning, and found out that I already have 3 followers and a favourite! Thank you so much for that! Anyway, if you all want to know when exactly Mysterion will show up in the story, I will try and make him appear before Chapter 10. Oh, and I'm probably going to remake his costume. Not change it completely, but I'm going to take a little inspiration from Batman Begins, and make the suit a bit darker. Oh, and there will be no underpants either OK OK DON'T HURT MY FAMILY! I just think that the costume should be a bit more realistic, that's all. I've been rambling on for too long, so here's the first chapter!


Chapter 1

We all get on the b- "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" Hang on, Miss Crabtree still drives our bus?

"Shut the fuck up you bitch!" Cartman would shout. Bad idea Fatass. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Oh God, I have to do something.

"He said, um, his back had an itch." I blurt out. "Oh, ok." she says. "Nice save dude." Kyle would say behind me. "Thanks." I reply.

"So, did any of you guys see the football last night? Denver slaughtered them!" Ah yes, football, Stan's main passion other than his girlfriend. I mean, he IS captain of the football team, and a great quarterback.

"I was busy studying." Kyle replied. Kyle was always the smart one, always top of the class.

"Studying? You are such a nerd! Why the fuck would you be studying before school even starts? And no, I did not watch the football, I was at KFC with my mom!" "Of course you would spend summer becoming more fat!"

"EY, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID JEW!" Oh great, they're going at it again, and judging the look on Stan's face, he knows exactly what I'm thinking.

Luckily, we have finally arrived.

South Park High: Where misery becomes even more miserable. This will be our 3rd year here, but I'm just glad I have 2 more years of this crap before I become free!

As soon as we get off the bus, I see Wendy running towards us, and I know exactly what she is about to do.

"STAN!" she screams, running up to him and immediately starts kissing him. "Here we fucking go.." Cartman says while face palming.

"Hey Wendy" Kyle and I both say. "Hey guys! So, 11th Grade! Only two more years to go!" "Oh yeah, I am soooooo grateful to go back to school." I say sarcastically.

"Wendy! Wait up will you?" I hear a voice from behind us. "Sorry Bebe, I will admit I got a little excited."

"A little? You ran faster than an Olympic sprinter just to get to him! Anyway, what's first period?" Bebe asks us. "English, I think." Kyle answers.

"Alright, I'll see you guys there!" Wendy and Bebe run off to their other friends. "We should get going then, come on guys." Stan tells us.

We arrive at the classroom, but the teacher isn't there.

"Guys, imagine we get a free period for the first class of the year!" Cartman excitedly says. "We're not going to have a free period dumbass, that would never happen!"

"Oh shut the fuck up you stupid Jew!" "I'm pretty sure I'm the one always beating you on tests!" Here we go again. Could this get any worse?

"Alright class sorry I'm late- Oh for fuck sake not you fags again." The whole class, including me, groan. Of all the teachers we could get, we got Mr Fucking Garrison.

Fantastic.

At lunch

I sat down, pulled my lunch out of my bag, and started quickly eating. God, whatever food I get, I can finish it all in 3 minutes or less. It always pisses me off when I see food going to waste.

Cartman is beside me, chomping on a burger, while Kyle is arguing with him, as usual. Stan is with Wendy, which I don't really mind now, considering all he talks about his Football. Craig and his friends are next to me, so I might as well try and talk to them.

"So, uh, guys, you going to get the new Call of Duty?" I asked them. "Nah, it seems way to silly now." Token replies.

"Heck yeah I am! It looks so cool!" Clyde responded.

"Now hang on a minute, Battlefield 1 looks much better than Infinite Warfare." Craig adds, clearly siding with Token.

"Now h-h-hold on there C-Craig. The new C-C-C-CoD looks m-much better than B-B-B-B…" This might take a while.. "B-B-B-Battlefield!" Jimmy finally gets it out.

Now they arguing about Call of Duty, ignoring me completely, Kyle and Cartman are still going at each other's throats, and Stan is busy making out with Wendy or something. Great, just great.

After School Ends

"All I'm saying is that you should focus on your work rather than throwing rubbers at Scott!"

"He doesn't care! He has diabetes, remember!"

"That's not how diabetes works Fatass!"

"Oh look everyone! Kahl has sand up his vagina!"

"At least I don't have more body fat than Jabba the Hutt!"

This was like the 5th time today that these two have gone at it. "Hey, Kenny, how long do you think this one will last?" Stan asks behind me. "10 minutes, tops." I reply.

When I began to hear sirens, I already knew what was going on. "Dude, a car chase is near us!" I tell Stan excitedly. They happen all the time now but we never really them near us! "Oh, sweet!" He replies.

"Will you two just shut up?" Wendy shouts at Kyle and Cartman behind her, but they ignore her completely.

We arrive at the bus stop, and the sirens are getting closer, meanwhile Kyle and Cartman have started to push each other. This will die down quickly then.

"Fuck you!" Cartman says while pushing Kyle, "No, fuck you!" Kyle barely pushes him back at all, mainly because of the wait. Man, those sirens are getting louder and louder!

"No, fuck YOU, JEW!" I see Cartman push Kyle into Wendy, who falls onto the road.

Wait, hang on, No, NO. I start sprinting towards her, hearing Stan say "Kenny, why are you- OH MY GOD, WENDY!" I barely push her out of the way, and see it right in front of m-

CRASH!

It, hurts, it hurts so badly. I hear everything going on, including the sirens.

"Hands up! You're under arrest!"

"Kenny? Oh my God, KENNY?!"

"Oh my God, you killed Kenny!" "You fucking bastard!"

Then everything starts fading to black…


A/N: And thus begins Kenny's journey to becoming a dude in a mask! If you have any tips on how I can write better, I would love them! I'm planning to have another chapter up on the weekend or earlier, as dreaded skewl starts on Friday. Damn you skewl. Anyway, thanks for reading!