Disclaimer: KizamiHaX0rZ does not own Beyblade, try as she might to bribe them. Sadly enough, the only things her little mind could come up with were this fic and the characters, including excess characters you have never heard of. If you sue her, and I quote, you will "GET NOTHING EXCEPT FOR HALF A PENNY AND AN EMPTY CAPPUCHINO BOTTLE!"

Summary: Two siblings are expelled from their old school, and their older sister drops out. They didn't mind it, but the only that bothered them was the fact that their parents were too busy to even care. They decide to run away from home and attend an academy using the allowance their parents gave them. What if the academy they chose isn't exactly 'coed'?

NOTE: Well... the running away part of the/the neglectful parents part I got from Korega Watashi no Goshujin-sama (He is My Master), by Ayu-r0ri. It's funny though. Hm... maybe I should write a fic like that! MUAHAHAHA! (Seleity2000: ahem) Oh right... you guys weren't supposed to read that. .. Hahahaha... ignore that. XD

MORE NOTES: A) I like this section XD and B) Umm... well. Kanemochi translated means Wealthy. So... that means the three siblings are in a wealthy family. But: are they happy? Judging from my summary, obviously not. But you figured that out right? XD Other translations at the end of the section. XD

EVEN MORE NOTES: Umm... well... in case you guys get confused, here are the ages!

Kitsuru, Kai, Ray : 16
Tyson, Max : 15
Korino, Satoshi, Kenny: 14

In case you guys are confused about the whole "older twin" and "younger twin" thing, Satoshi was born first... by a few minutes. Or you can always say that Mrs. Kanemochi was in labor for 5 hours, the first 2 hours were for Satoshi and the last 3 were for the other very troublesome half of the delinquent duo, Korino.

Watashitachi wa Nani (What Are We?)
by KizamiHaX0rZ

Chapter One: The Big day!


(Kanemochi Estate: Okinawa, Japan, 07:53:26)

Dear Mother and Father,

On this date, we will be leaving. Don't worry about us. We will be fine. Maybe we will meet again someday. However, until that date, we will be leaving home and attending B.E.G.A. with the money you have given us in allowance.

Lots of Love,
Your Children,
Kitsuru, Satoshi, Korino

Your Big Girl,
Your Little Boy,
and Your Baby


(Kanemochi Estate: Okinawa, Japan, 08:13:07)

"Does this make me look like a guy yet?"

Satoshi burst out laughing at his older sister's attire, rewarding him with a prompt slap on the head from his younger twin. Kitsuru was dressed in Satoshi's clothes, which was basically consisted of a pair of baggy olive green shorts and a white shirt with the words 'I went to Kyoto and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.'

"Why don't you just wear Satoshi's school uniform?"

"That's a great idea!" Before anyone could utter even a squeak, Kitsuru had duck back into Satoshi's closet, and emerged minutes later in his black undershirt, white dress shirt and black dress pants. She had clipped her long hair and hidden the bobby pinned section under a red bandana. "So, do I look like a guy yet?"

"As much as a crossdresser can," Kori responded, flashing her sister an 'ok' sign.

"Your turn, little sister." Satoshi gave her a little push and sent her on her way to the closet. "Just don't go overboard and decide to raid my closet again!"

"I would never!" came the muffled reply.

Within moments, the youngest Kanemochi sibling was standing in front of her brother and sister in her choice of attire, which consisted of a pair of baggy white shorts, a black shirt with the phrase 'D4rk N1nj4' printed on it in white and red, and a blue flannel shirt. Her violet locks were pulled back into a pony tail, leaving only her bangs as well as a dark disposition combined with her crimson orb.

"Do I look like a guy?"

"That's my favorite flannel shirt!"

"And this is my favorite shirt." She jerked a thumb at the printed words on her shirt and beamed at her brother, despite the way she looked.

Kitsuru, on the other hand, furrowed her brows together in deep concentration. "How are we supposed to make ourselves sound like boys without having them figure out our little charade?"

"Don't talk alot and when you do talk just lower your voice a little?"

Kori and Kitsuru shot him the death-glare from hell.

"It works! Or, Kori, you can just pretend you're going through puberty!"

"Unlike you?"

He stuck out his tongue out at her and she did the same. They stayed like that for a good two minutes before Kitsuru slapped them on the forehead and stated clearly, "You're both acting like children. In addition, we still need to get to the jet before our pilot decides to quit."


(B.E.G.A., Bankoten Elite Getaway Academy: Bankuten, Japan, 09:04:41)

Reluctantly, Kori and Kitsuru followed their brother into the administrations office. On the way into the massive building, they saw a few of the students staring at them oddly, and there were only three reasons for that: 1) they could have been surprised at seeing three new students, 2) they knew that the two oddly dressed boys were really Kori and Kitsuru, or 3) they were gay. The first and third were unlikely, but not impossible since there were no females there other than the teachers.

"Hello there," the receptionist said in a perky tone. "How may I help you gentlemen today?"

"My brothers and I would like to register here," Satoshi said, twitching slightly as he uttered the phrase 'my brothers'. "We have a check from our parents with us."

"Are they here? The principal would like to speak to all new students' guardians."

Satoshi shook his head and took the check out from his pocket. "They're really busy. Have you heard of the Ka-" Kori stamped on his foot, making him wince. "...Kazemono family?"

She shook her head. "Can't say that I have."

"Well, we are the Kazemono children. Our parents are always really busy."

"Busier than the Kanemochi's? I'm surprised they even had time to take care of their children."

"We had nannies!"

"What?"

"Er... they must have hired nannies."

Satoshi laughed weakly and handed the woman the check as she stacked three clipboards onto the counter. "Please fill out these forms and return them to me A.S.A.P."

Reluctantly, Satoshi gathered the clipboards into his arms and distributed them among his sisters. They sat down at the nearby sofa and began to fill out the registration application.

The first one to be finished was Kitsuru, as was expected by her siblings. She had registered under the name Kazemono Keitaru, as she figured it to be close to her name. Everything else other than gender, she wrote down with complete and utter honesty.

Satoshi was next, since he didn't have to lie in his. Under special hobbies and What Makes You Unique? he wrote down master of Pi Qua Quan, as did Korino.

As for Kori, she filled out the name section as Kazemono Kori, the nickname her siblings had given her since they were young, just as Kitsuru was also known as Kitsu.

The three of them stood up and piled their questionnaires on top of Satoshi's clipboard as they walked back to the receptionist. Upon handing her the registrations, she looked them over briefly and handed the siblings each a small envelope.

"These are your dorm keys. The room number should be on the envelope."

Kori nodded and the three of them stepped out the door.

"My envelope says room 305," Satoshi stated, placing the paper into his pocket. "What about you guys?"

"Blank."

"It doesn't say anything."

"That's probably a good thing," Kori quipped as they were walking to the dormatory building. "Wouldn't want anyone here figuring out who we really are, would we?"

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Satoshi was the first one to step inside the lobby of the building. He blinked several times, and the room's occupants blinked several times back. Kori and Kitsuru caught up with him and stood frozen at their spot when they noticed there were people in the foyer.

The first person to actually say something was a Chinese boy with a long, thin pony tail slithering down his back, which made Kori feel better about her own set up.

"Nice to meet you," he said, stretching out a hand to Satoshi, who accepted cordially.

Suddenly, Kori and Kitsuru felt as though they shared the same brain. Had Kitsuru remembered to use the nailpolish remover on her green nails? Kori looked over at her older sister, who peered down at her hands nervously. She looked back and shook her head, causing Kori to send Satoshi a meaningful glance.

"By the way, I'm Ray."

"I'm Satoshi, this is my s-" Kori stomped his foot for two reasons: a) he was about to blab out that they were girls, and b) a warning that something was wrong. "This is my older brother, Keitaru, and my younger twin, Kori."

The girls bowed curtly.

"That's Tyson, Kenny, Max, and Kai." As he spoke their names, Ray pointed out each of them.

As it turned out, Tyson had on his head a baseball cap to cover his already messy enough mop of navy blue hair. Kenny's brown hair was covering his eyes, so it seemed as though his glasses were just hovering there. Max and Ray there were the only people who seemed as though they had kind enough dispositions, especially compared to Kai's solitary glare in Kori and Kitsuru's direction.

Together, Kori and Satoshi sent back to him the mother of all death-glares, which led an eye roll in their direction from Kitsuru.

"We're new here," Satoshi quipped suddenly.

"We noticed," Tyson responded. "Don't expect a tour from us. We get lost here every once in a while too."

"We all expected that kind of answer from you, Tyson," Kai added from his corner on the couch.

As his response, Tyson stuck his tongue out at the gray-haired boy, leading Kitsuru to another eye roll. "Come now, boys. Don't act four years old." As soon as she said that, everyone in the room looked at her. Meekly, she inched her way behind Satoshi.

"Keitaru is kind of... a mother figure," Kori said. She disguised her voice as best she could, and hoped that none of them would be able to see through it. "You see, our parents are neglectful and are never around. So, yeah. Keitaru just kind of became our subsistute for them."

"Oh," Max and Kenny intoned.

"Funny, I thought there was a woman here just now," Tyson said, eyes darting around the room.

"Women?" Satoshi echoed, laughing nervously. "I didn't hear anything except for my brothers. Haha... Wow, look at the time, we better check out our room."

"Where are all your bags?" Max asked.

"Our chauffer is dropping them off later," Kori answered unconciously, causing her brother to nudge her arm.

"Kori, your voice," he whispered.

"Oh, right."

"You guys want to hang out with us later?"

Kori, Satoshi and Kitsuru darted their gaze to Ray, who just stood there and shrugged.

"Sure," Satoshi responded. "Meet at the lobby later?"

"Be here at one." The tone of Kai's voice wasn't a question so much as a command.

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Moments later, the Kanemochi siblings recieved their belongings and unpacked their bags in their respectful rooms. Kitsuru, being the eldest, recieved the biggest room, and Satoshi, being slightly older than his twin, got the room nearest to the bathroom.

In all of the rooms, the layout remained the same: one bed at the center of the wall opposite the door, a vanity beside it, a desk to the bed's right, a dresser next to the vanity, a full-length mirror behind the door, and a door leading to the closet next to the bed on the wall.

The light casted an eerie glow around the room as the siblings crowded around the table for lunch.

The layout of the dorm pretty much consisted of the door, and next to the door the kitchen, the counter separating them. To the left of the door was the living room. A black suede couch, the coffee table, to the left of the coffee table the television, across the table another suede couch and two suede chairs opposite the television. Beyond the living arrangement was the dining table. Near it were glass double doors leading to the alabaster balcony.

"Kitsuru," Satoshi quipped suddenly. "You have to stop blurting out things that you usually said before. Well, you don't really have to stop all together, just when you do, remember to disguise your voice."

All he recieved in response was a glare from Kori and an eye roll from Kitsuru.

"Remember," Kori said, taking a sip from her soda. "We're meeting the guys later."

"I wonder why they would want to hang out with a bunch of girls and their brother," Kitsuru said. "I mean, it's not as if we know them really well. They seem like nice people. Should we go?"

"How else are we supposed to find friends?" Kori retorted dryly. "I say we go. This is our chance to get to know the school, and if it turns out we're going off campus, then a better chance to get to know Bankuten."

Peering at the clock on the wall, Kitsuru began gathering the dishes. "What? We should hurry. They did say at one."

Grabbing a rice ball, Kori stood up and followed Kitsuru into the kitchen.

What had they gotten themselves into?

(Tsuzuku)

AN: Should I go on? Or should I not? Depends on how many review I get. XD So remember people! It's good to read and review!