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Title: Horndog

Rating: T

A/N: So here is the next chapter, I hope you guys enjoy it. It was pretty entertaining to write.


"Daddy?"

"Yeah, Peanut?" He continues to read the paper without looking at her.

"Were you as really dumb as mommy says you were?"

He slowly drops the paper to the table and looks carefully at his 6 year old daughter. She looked up innocently from eating her cereal.

"Lilly… What did mommy exactly say?" This ought to be good.

"That you were a love sick puppy and chased after…" She scrunched up her face trying to remember the girl's name she shrugged her shoulders and kept talking. "You were really nerdy and sat up in the barn all by yourself all the time and brooded, and that you never listened to Mommy even when she had really good ideas." She stopped to giggle, "And that you listened to sappy girl music."

He couldn't help but smile at his daughter, her mother had taught her words like brood and sappy.

"Mommy said you were a big dummy and you were lost until you worked with her at the Planet, if it weren't for her you'd be a bigger little girl than me!" She laughed

Clark couldn't help but chuckle at how ridiculous Lois was some times.

"Did mommy really find you naked?" Clark spit out his cereal, he looked wide eyed at his daughter.

"Mommy told you that?" wiping a little spilt cereal from his mouth.

"Mmm." She nodded her head as she drank the milk from her bowl.

"Yes… but Daddy was taken by Grandpa Jor-El so he… wasn't just walking around naked."

Lilly laughed. "Oh good because that would be weird."

Clark sat there confused for a moment while he watching Lilly hop down from the table and put her bowl in the sink.

"Did Mommy tell you anything else?" Clark asked grimacing a little.

Lilly pursed her lips thinking, and then her eyes light up and she looked at her father. A bright smile crossed her features. "Mommy says that you were dating some other girl but you were always following her around, attacking her boyfriends and you tried to catch her in the shower once… Daddy… what's a horndog?" Clark choked.

"Mommy…" He squeaked. "Mommy said… horndog?"

She nodded.

"Well… you see… It's… LOIS!" Clark shouted.

Lois came bouncing around the corner, "Where's the fire, Smallville?"

He glared at her, "Lilly wants to know… what a horndog is."

Lois bite her tongue trying not to smile. "Really, and what else did she say?"

Clark's expression didn't change, "Oh, you know… a bunch of nonsense!"

Lois gasped, "Are you saying I lied to our daughter!"

Clark simply shrugged.

Lilly sighed, "I'll just ask Uncle Ollie."

"NO!" Lois and Clark shouted at the same time.

"Uh, you see…" Lois started.

"Well… it's…" Clark began at the same time as Lois. They glanced over at each other, Clark's eyes were clearing telling Lois this was her fault.

"You know what, Mommy meant to say, 'Corndog', because he's so corny." Lois said.

"Oh…" Lilly said blankly.

"So, don't be using the other word, okay?" Lois asked, Lilly simply nodded.

Clark signed in relief, "Why don't you go brush your teeth peanut?"

Lilly simply skipped away to the bathroom.

"You know your daughter is sponge!" Clark scolded quietly.

Lois flinched slightly, "Yeah, wasn't my best moment… but you know it's true."

"I beg to differ."

Lois gasped, "excuse me?"

"Who said they had a thing for naked guys?"

"That came out wrong!"

"And who tried to seduce me multiply times before-"

"TRIED TO SEDUCE?"

"Uh, yeah. You came dressed in leather boots, and a mix cd! Or the time-"

"I was under a love potion! No way would I have actually jumped your bones back then!"

"Mommy?" Lois and Clark both turned from their heated argument to find their daughter standing in the kitchen.

"What does 'jump your bones' mean?" Lilly said wide-eyed.

"THIS WAS YOUR FAULT!" Clark and Lois instantly yelled at each other.

Lilly sighed as her parents began to argue again, and walked over to the phone; she pressed four into the speed dial and waited.

"Hey Squirt…. What's all that noise?"

"Mommy and Daddy are fighting again. Can you bring me to my school?"

Bart chuckled into the phone, "Be there in a flash!"

Lilly gathered up her backpack, and grabbed her lunch from the fridge and walked to the front door.

"Hiya!" Bart greeted to Lilly and scrunched his face from the sounds coming from inside the apartment. "I'll send them a text that I got you… I've seen your mother do murderous things to that intern who interrupted their argument."

Lilly grinned and hopped up on to his back as he sped away.

Ten Minutes Later…

"…Clark! Where is our daughter?" Lois asked as she looked around the open apartment.

Clark listened for her… "She's… She's at school." He said confused.

"First we can't get her to stop running away from school, now she takes off by herself to school?" Lois asked annoyed.

Clark saw his cell phone was flashing and picked it up. He chuckled slightly and then turned the phone to let Lois see the message.

"Bro, got your pride and joy to school. You owe me like a million burritos."

Lois looked in disgust, "Why does she like him so much?"

"At least she's responsible."

Lois nodded in thought, and then flickered her eyes up to Clark's, "…You know, we have the apartment… to ourselves…" She grinned at him.

Clark nodded with a mischievous smile of his own. "It seems we do."

Lois grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the bedroom, Clark chuckled as he let her pull her towards the bedroom, "And I'm the horndog." He said with a laugh.


A/N: Haha, so what did you think? Did you like it, hate it? Let me know!

Next Chapter: Most likely Tea Party.